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drughouses: brown-likeme: EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF THE MIKE BROWN FERGUSON MURDER. SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE BEFORE IT GETS DELETED “He got on his knees and said ‘Don’t shoot me, don’t shoot me’…He shot him dead in the head. Then walked
violent-rape-fantasies: I’ve raped your holes enough times that forcing myself into you while you lay there dead-eyed and soulless gives me no pleasure. So you’ll entertain me in a new way so that I can watch you scream and struggle again, like
bodyswap101: Squark, buzzed in my hidden earpiece, it was my boss. He asked how I was. ”the truth boss, shit scared, what if someone recognises me? I mean look at me a chav in a tracksuit, I wouldn’t be seen dead looking like this.” ’chill out
thegreatnarwhalsmuffin: IT STILL MAKES ME ANGRY EVERY TIME I PLAY DEAD MONEY THAT I CAN’T TELL CHRISTINE ABOUT VERONICA LIKE JESUS CHRIST LET ME TELL HER THAT VERONICA IS STILL ALIVE AND THAT SHE HASN’T FORGOTTEN HER AND THAT SHE LOVES HER AND FOR
astropunkz:my feminist rage literally fuels me I was struggling to open a new pickle jar and my dad said “give it to me I’m a man” and I looked him dead in the eye and suddenly opened the jar without a problem I’m like the feminist hulk
bbmvttmvtt: witchstock: fagcock: qwilava: youknowyouwantsit: This #GrowingUpGay Hashtag Got Me DEAD AF 💀💀 they’re like hysterical and painful i don’t even know how to feel That fucking video game one is so me Except that dad one…
Also @my brother - nice try asshole, but you can’t turn mom against me. You see, unlike you, I’m there when she needs me. And you’re just somewhere getting drunk and high and most likely STDs too! So drop dead.
fagcock: qwilava: youknowyouwantsit: This #GrowingUpGay Hashtag Got Me DEAD AF 💀💀 they’re like hysterical and painful i don’t even know how to feel That fucking video game one is so me
coderqueer: contourkit: I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is dead
lifeliesandgrief: luckied: “I’ve been all right. It’s been the usual…Chief’s slacking on his paperwork, girls dumping me like a bouquet of dead flowers, Hawkeye scolding me on my smoking…same old, same old.” He nodded. “Sounds
small-person-racist: earldacharmanda: awesomephilia: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the
bigcutiebonnie: 7 Deadly Sins: WRATH- You aren’t making me fat enough! Recently I do not feel like my feeder is making me fat enough. I want to gain more, grow even faster than I am now and my feeder hasn’t been doing his job properly. He hasn’t
godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with “yeah, i’m just pissed off” and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep
smoakcity: the word “babe” literally gets me everytime, like you can be like “hey I finally pulled that dead raccoon out of the shitter, babe” and ill still swoon
highitsbecks: babytrapdaddy: me: *walks right up to my ex* *looks him dead in the face* …”u ain’t got the juice like that u ain’t got the juice like that” Omfg
moon-crater: aesthethiicc: A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from
royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU
froody: froody: why the FUCK would Paul expose all the wank circle he was in with John like he did him a DIRTY I swear to God if my friends expose me like that when I’m dead I’ll come back as a ghost and kick their asses
blasphemous-lies-and-deceit: krem-de-le-creme: thesmilingfish: gritsinmisery: 1980sbusinesswoman: punlich: One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like
gloriousdownfall: What can I say… I like my blades as I like my babes. Sharp and deadly. Amazing characters, who’ve struggled a lot, went through abuse and came out of it still smiling and slaying, trully they are daily inspirations for me. They
poetic-bae: dead-pendragon:heterophilia:Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself backSOMEONE SAID IT this is me.
the-walking-dead-art: 5 caps per episodeTime… it’s important to keep track, isn’t it? The days at least. Don’t you think, Andrea? Back me up here. I like… I like what, um, a father said to his son when he gave him a watch that had been handed
hopeless37: royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE
giggling-moriarty: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: vibiasabina: i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead Either that or I get worried like why don’t you answer did someone
gothhabiba: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” — Joanna Russ,
hawxkeye: get to know me; 5/5 favorite movies: Dead Poets Society. Truth. Truth is like, like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it’ll never cover any of us. From
miss-deadly-red: 🍭 @juliarooroo dressed me up yesterday! 🍭 I felt like a bubblegum dream, actually really want to do a shoot like this 😍🍥 #Kwaii #pale #pinup #butts #booty #redhead #eyebrows #wingedliner #mattelips #nudelips #makeup #mua
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sheholdsyoucaptivated: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” —
originality-isnt-dead: myconstantsketch: britneysbaldhead: me when I hear gossip about someone I don’t like What did I just watch…. Someone that just heard gossip about a person they don’t like
The whole body hair thing, as a Black feminist, is super low on my priority list. Like it’s dead last, actually. Liberal feminism prioritizes body hair, and it’s an important issue, but it’s not mine. And let me clarify that like,
yourlocalcrustysock: First I’d like to preface this post with a thanks to those who follow me despite the fact I have one post and I just rose from the dead. Next I’d like to excuse my absence as I was busy finishing up midterms. I’m back and decided
jouzai: I like when people tell me I look dead or like a vampire as if it’s an insult because that is exactly the look I am going for thnk u
inthetags: reblog and put in the tags the canon status of your otp and how it makes you feel
yungh0e: it’s so hard for me to settle down w someone like I can dead ass love you but mess around and fuck it up lol idk why I’m like this
