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9450815: I also like coat west. People who don’t just because most of them are striaght guys bore me. I like COAT WEST when they don’t release DVDs full of dead fish boys. The ones that look like they’d rather be doing taxes instead of
somebody looked me dead in the eye and said “this ones big enough!” that was first time in my life i felt like a 60-70 yr old Sean Connery and i did what i felt like he would’ve done! i went out and found the next biggest one “Its never big
Now I’m working on a new film about Samus.I made one scene and now it’s in a dead end .. I do not know what position to use and so my friends decided to ask .. send me a photo of what you would like to see in this movie .. what do you like
are-you-playing-dead: Hey guys I really hope you like, reblog and follow me. I really like this tt I did and I hope you do to!
deferenceofabnormality: jaileyrhode: Steve Harvey a fool for this gwaf The place is called 2fat2fly in Columbia, S.C I don’t even like Steve like that and he has me dead right now lol “I’m having a real black ass moment right now”
dreamsinthyme: Death of a “Leaf” And she fell to the ground like Autumn leaf so dead, Such is my life and the way i feel now, Then the rains covered her like so many tears she has shed. Being too this or that, too real, too me, that is the death
last-on-your-lips: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, Follow Ultrafacts THE LAST ONE THAT LAST ONE WOULD SO BE ME. I’D BE ALL LIKE “SURPRISE, BITCHES! I AIN’T DEAD YET!”
royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU
mysterywriteher: Open your mouth, look up at me and let me treat you like nothing but an object, a fuck toy. I can see how dead you are in your eyes. You know you’re nothing important aside from what your’e use is to me. This is all you’re fucking
atrylplus: The Night Beckons Part of the patreon art pack. ——— If you like my art and you would like to support me, you can do it on patreon or by donating. Every bit is highly appreciated, thank you! <3 …and I am dead.
fatsocute: i need the ppl in my life to be VERY vocal about liking/loving me and to be very appreciative of me or else i’ll assume they hate me 100%, think i’m unattractive or unfunny or annoying, and wish i was dead there is no in between
“And then the line was quiet but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in a way it was better, like I was not in my room and he was not in his, but instead we were together in some invisible and tenuous third space that
“And there were other rocks that were like animals, creeping, horrible animals, putting out their tongues, and others were like words I could not say, and others like dead people lying on the grass. I went on among them, though they frightened me,
photographicpornography: evil-dead-head: bud-of-the-bud: Look how cool my new underwear is! Also, I’m curious. How many of you have a problem with the word panties? I feel like a lot of people have told me they don’t like saying it. i need a
ask-persona: Dear Mysterious Anon,His dead butler…? Wow, that’s actually… Pretty damn sad…Yeah, dunno ‘bout you guys, but if my Persona looked like, em, someone that important to me, I’m not sure if I could just use it to fight like that.
richwhitelesbian: bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories
Is tumblr dead/dying or is it just me? I feel like my posts get far fewer “likes” than they used to, and i was wondering if the crowd has started to move on. I ask because queueing up posts of all my new work is incredibly time consuming, and not
hopeless37: royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE
knifeandlighter: whoa, waking up at 5:00 to go to work just hit me like a ton of bricks. im going to dead. bed. fuck. not fucking in my bed but like using the word fuck as an exclamation of dismay. fucking tired. fuck dis.
someone just explained league of legends to me using this sentence “some rounds are for fun and some matter” and it’s like, why the fuck would I want to play a game where I have to be dead serious when it matters? like the fuck outta
wwewrestlingsexconfessions: The faces of pain CM Punk make when he’s in submission really turn me on. I’d like to have him like that in my clutches. Both faces are a turn on in this pic! Jericho dominate face! *dead*
penfucker: royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE
1980sbusinesswoman: punlich: One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird” The other day I asked for a
gloriousdownfall: What can I say… I like my blades as I like my babes. Sharp and deadly. Amazing characters, who’ve struggled a lot, went through abuse and came out of it still smiling and slaying, trully they are daily inspirations for me. They
yourlocalcrustysock: First I’d like to preface this post with a thanks to those who follow me despite the fact I have one post and I just rose from the dead. Next I’d like to excuse my absence as I was busy finishing up midterms. I’m back and decided
truepeachylove: lethaltoxin: i-am-the-sassysquatch: adorable-armin: flawee: TASTE THE ANIMATION IT TASTES LIKE PERFECTION IT EVEN SMELLS LIKE PERFECTION …WAIT Smells like dead friends to me, Get out.
phogalicious: kumagawa: ive never seen anything that screams ” i dont have a girlfriend ” more than this Look at me I’m making generic shitty comparisons misogyny is like a ghost only heard not seen Misandry is like a fart silent but deadly
blasphemous-lies-and-deceit: krem-de-le-creme: thesmilingfish: gritsinmisery: 1980sbusinesswoman: punlich: One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like
captainevans: Chris sent me a picture of him filming my funeral. Like, ‘You look pretty hot when you’re old and dead’. I went on set and I got her funeral program and I’ve kept it. It was great, she had a great turnout. She was obviously a very-liked
simonalihee: chief-sundiata: sonofaneptune: montainmcmxci: codenameswagg: focusongaylove: When You and Bae is hungry af Accurate😂 I like bacon on my shit 😂😂😂 Dead ass feel like this gone be me and bae What the fuck that nigga say
I stand with Korryn. The cops would have to shoot me dead on the spot before I let them take me into police custody where they could torture me and abuse me like they did with Sandra.
hyperhappyhayley: hyperhappyhayley: Can’t stand to see women like this. Look how submissive she looks on her knees with a cock in her mouth. I would never be caught dead looking like a dumb freshman cocksucker lol Message me if you disagree! 😉
consultinggodofbadassery: bridgemcgidge: xelamanrique: bridgemcgidge: xelamanrique: pretty girls who act like they like walking dead, superhero stuff, and video games just to get guys make me wanna guys who think girls pretend to
rita-haxx: waff-les: hasher-roth: dead-pendragon: heterophilia: Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back SOMEONE SAID IT OMG Me as fuck Oh wow
jouzai:I like when people tell me I look dead or like a vampire as if it’s an insult because that is exactly the look I am going for thnk u
factsmyguy: you ever ignore someone so long like when you’re finally ready to talk to them you don’t even have a good excuse to tell them like yeah I was dead for the past 2 years but I’m alive now wassup Pretty much me
slut-problems: I like being treated like a brain dead bimbo while I suck on his cock. The lack of oxygen really seems to help with my self esteem. I felt like shit about myself before this. Now I feel pretty good about me because I’m helping him to
the-corporals-stallion: rivaille-with-the-booty: lethaltoxin: i-am-the-sassysquatch: adorable-armin: flawee: TASTE THE ANIMATION IT TASTES LIKE PERFECTION IT EVEN SMELLS LIKE PERFECTION …WAIT Smells like dead friends to me, JFC PEOPLE
My sister called me today and I talked to her and my biomom. My biomom talked to me like she expected me to know about her life and they both said they love me and I guess I kind of feel bad about the dead silence on my end after that, but I honestly
