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comic-sans-chan: It kills me that Crowley just slithered straight up AN ENORMOUS FIVE THOUSAND FOOT WALL to invent bad flirting with Aziraphale. Like imagine watching the beings you were charged to protect wandering off into the unforgiving desert with
theburiedgay-moved:theburiedgay-moved:theburiedgay-moved:Anthony “I’m not like other demons” Crowley“Ooh look me I don’t talk to other demons only my angel boyfriend you know I didn’t REALLY fall I just sauntered vaguely downwards I’m too
julia-the-fan: Ineffable Husbands Episode 3: Hard Times GOOD OMENS (2019)
ineffableplan:TV Crowley puts a lot of work into that sex appeal and slutty aesthetic but I bet if he ever found himself in someone’s bedroom with a person who wants in his pants he’d fling himself out the window in the least suave manner possible
billciipher: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post
topaziraphale: A minute compilation of Crowley’s most tender/vulnerable moments with Aziraphale. I’m soft ;A;
thechekhov: Prince of Hell lives up to zer name. This comic came about after I began to think of how often Crowley and Aziraphale used miracles to speed things along in fanfictions. Surely if their miracles are getting audited it’s all on the record?
forineffablereasons:mortuarybees:aziraphale thinks they’re in the age old tale of star crossed lovers who cannot be lest they risk everything and certainly lose their lives but crowley knows they’ve been married for a thousand years and doesnt
crowleylesbian:this is how aziraphale and crowley see each other
crowleyraejepsen: crowley wants to be a dignified man of wealth and taste while still looking like the same oil-shined twink every philosopher in athens wanted to fuck so to the average human he looks like he’s going through his midlife crisis at 25
tio-trile: We were talking about the implication in the book where Crowley does not wear shoes and his snakeskin shoes are his feet…and then I said, what if his scales are like those reversible sequin pillows and one side is a shoe and the other side
"Comrade" but in a gay way
doesitsparkjoytho:what IF Tennant had Crowley’s canon black hair
thegoodomensdumpster: incorrect-good-omens: “You can’t be sad if you’re asleep.” — Crowley, circa the 19th century, probably
sorrens:Crowley invented text posts to express deeply repressed personal truths
thegoodomensdumpster:Hastur: Fuck Aziraphale!Crowley, quietly: I’m trying.
crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:as far as living as a human goes, crowley basically does the supernatural equivalent of glamping where it’s like yeah he’s in the woods but he’s in this huge tent full of floor pillows
tinsnip: The bloopers for the Good Omens BBC series are a gift~~ Aziraphale, flubbing a line: oh, fuck – oh, dear, I apologize for my language– Crowley, silkily: I’m so sorry about his fucking language.
millerizo:too late crowley(please dont repost)
raechelrae: Crowley as text posts I’ve collected recently (Incorrect Good Omens part 3/?)
urfaveconstructsintricaterituals:Azariphale and Crowley from Good Omens construct intricate rituals
lonicera-caprifolium:slashgod:Crowley was the first to lay dramatically across a reclining chaise lounge and claim to be dying of melancholy. You can’t change my mind.Honestly, though
sorrens:crowley’s personality is text post culture
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
cliopadra:Safe to say, Crowley’s sleeping on the sofa tonight.
devilsss-dyke: Mary Poppins Returns but it’s Crowley showing up as Nanny Ash to help take care of Warlock’s kids 20 or so years into the future. Hasn’t aged a day. Still weird as fuck. Just as Warlock remembered her. That’s it. That’s the post.
anthonycrowley: good omens (western) massachusetts aus that i’ve come up with, an inventory sorted based on how much they make sense if you’re not from literally my hometown:dunkin donuts coffee shop au where crowley just started working there and
hdstwn:david tennant as benedick in much ado about nothing
thechekhov: More Good Meowmens - featuring the tragic tale of Crowley’s Fall (off of the kitchen counter, which he wasn’t allowed to be on anyway)
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley during the biblical flood
flamingbluepanda:Neil Gaiman: Crowley didn’t really fall from heaven, more sauntered vaguely downwards David Tennant: did he ever stopNeil: whatDavid: *already planning The Walk* does the book ever explicitly say that he stops sauntering Neil, who has
amadness2method:thegoodomensdumpster:atticescapee-abandoned:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:orevet:santhomedusae-deactivated202006:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:got thinking about crowley and aziraphale’s relationships with mortality and the physical
superdogbiter: Crowley,taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose:”Be free my child”Aziraphale,coming in with a small cut on his ankle:”WHO THE HEL-”
Casually obsessive
tsilvy: Aziraphale on the eastern gate, literally as soon as Adam and Eve leave: And she’s expecting already!Crowley, who won’t know how reproduction works for at least another millennium: *to himself* Expecting? WHAT is she expecting?!
janthonyashtoreth: collab of the century folks alskfjs
ineffablelovebirds: ratliker1917:Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they’re heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo. Crowley accidentally got into the spice merchants wares one late evening in fuvk-knows b.c.
ineffablelovebirds: Animals seem to have free reign of the cities, so Crowley decided to just slither over anyway. Can’t accidentally tempt ppl to go outside and get sick if you don’t look like one
polkanote: crowley in 1967: pulls up in his bentley to the bar to meet with his counterparts to organize holy water heist aziraphale, looking out of his bookshop window:
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Fuck Yeah Good Omens
crowleyfucks: since one of snakes only natural predators are large birds I’m saying crowley likes ducks bc theyre JUST big enough birds to make him feel brave for being around them but still manageable enough that he’s not like
not-a-space-alien:Crowley is the physical manifestation of precariously piling all the tupperware in the cabinet against the door and slamming it shut, only to have it all tumble out and bury you next time you open the cabinet
GOOD OMENS
Sure, falling from Grace was a sore loss, but the books he can read now were so worth it.I love this AU #DemonAziraphale
c-crowley: kamlna: kamlna: *kiss* be happy toady I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG
squeakykins: ineffably-crowley: Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil the harvest is bountiful this year
mariemarion:… me neither, my dear
tvarinich: some of my good omens’ fanart
naniiebimworks:Aziraphale and Crowley, Lockdown Phonecall
doodleskabootle:Summoning Demons•I think Crowley would still enjoy causing a bit of chaos. And no I will never stop with the “Aziraphale doesn’t understand technology” thing
foxesinbreeches: Pour le Liber LXV by Thierry Tillier, 2001 (for Le Livre du Coeur Ceint du Serpent by Aleister Crowley) Also
ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t
needsize: Ass quality check. I know you all do it :)Ryan Crowley
jarepadalecki: chelsdamelsp: justaconsultingangel: Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up. Ohmygod it makes sense now TAKE HIM NOW PLEASE
mollywhoaftw: crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first
Please reblog if you like Crowley
can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: deanbangscasintheimpala: hell-is-my-division: destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis: At the Tumblr meet up in hell, Crowley will probably just sit there like; Why did I let these people in? imagine millions of hungry fangirls
sendermage: raerage: sendermage: Crowley may think he deserves it, but Adam is the one who really needs some love. {more} Are we not going to mention cas tho He’s at the end of the second gif, waiting patiently for his turn.
lady-annabeth-crowley: am-i-perfectyet: thatbatterisaspy: Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer good luck figuring out which one
