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Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw
perpetuallycaffeinated:Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw Next day Reblog
elastickitten13:Crowley: *sneezes*Aziraphale: Bless you, dear.Crowley, on fire: I can’t believe you’ve done this.
the-eternal-screm: Anthony J “The apocalypse is coming let’s go on a date” Crowley Anthony J “I’m gonna risk my life by walking on consecrated ground because I heard you were in trouble” Crowley Anthony J “Let’s move to Alpha Centuri together”
0operson: aprilslady: Crowley really just dedicates his immortality to flipping the bird to the Four Horsemen doesn’t he? Crowley: Oh I haven’t bought petrol for the Bentley for 60 years because paying for things is undemonicPollution: How dare
stopmakingnoises: ineffable-bisexual: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: ebony-steinbach: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: Inconsequential But Important™ Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show -At one point, Crowley eats
incorrect-good-omens:Crowley, seeing someone do something stupid: What an idiot.Crowley, realizing it was Aziraphale: Oh no. It’s my idiot.
juicysprout: cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that
assiraphales: assiraphales: the only time crowley & aziraphale tried to venture to america was in 1912 but they never made it aziraphale, sitting on a chunk of ice: you said it was UNSINKABLE crowley: well obviously i was wrong WASN’T I?
armageddidnt: Getting shot by a paint gun: Aziraphale vs Crowley’s reaction Crowley’s such a drama queen I love it
indianajcnes: crowley: I’m leaving!!!!! I won’t even THINK ABOUT YOU crowley 0.2 seconds later:
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
poplitealqueen: bold-sartorial-statement: poplitealqueen: Crowley and Aziraphale are top tier contenders for Best OTP to Make 5+1 Fic for. “Five Millenia That Crowley Pined For Aziraphale, and One When He Didn’t Have To” boom. See? Would you
crowleysscaredplants: assiraphales: aziraphale: *gets hit with paintball* crowley, also hit with a paintball, on autopilot: mmm whatcha sayyyy crowley is, that bitch
generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!
ineffablequotes: Aziraphale: Crowley sometimes talks in his sleep, its adorable Crowley, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
anotherhawk: awesome-fan-number-one: tartan-thermos: oh fuck, oh god 1. The Nazis recognized Crowley. They had never personally encountered him before - “Mr. Anthony J. Crowley! Your fame precedes you.” But they knew him by reputation; enough
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon: mylastvow: crowleygender:just some solid crowley Moments™ we were robbed of in the show, including things that were in the book as well as script bits that were cut Excuse me?!? We had a chance to see Crowley getting
jewish-harley-quinn:Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
norbury:Crowley can laugh all he wants about aziraphale going over the top with the bike but the fact that crowley made hamlet arguably the most successful play of all time simply because aziraphale gave him one tender look is very Oh Lord Heal This Play
ineffableplan: spatscolombo: thatgirlonstage: aziritzphale: okay but think about how many miracles crowley probably pulled off for the sake of getting humanity to the moon?? like you can’t tell me that crowley didn’t start the cold war just for
sorrens: Crowley finds a scruffy black duckling who quickly imprints on him and follows him around everywhere. The demon tries to be nonchalant and apathetic but Aziraphale’s seen the softness in his expression and was quite certain, if he told Crowley
leonimoys: Good Omens (2019)
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
brinnanza:zetabrarian:I’ve seen lots of joke posts about Crowley and Aziraphale’s Bad Attempts at being human (never plugging anything in, for example). I’d love someone to apply that same logic to Crowley and sleeping. Demons and angels
azirafuck: kept thinking abt how a lot of good omens posters show crowley with a wine glass and aziraphale with a teacup and they really try to show the good boi bad boi vibe but the truth is crowley’s drinking juice and aziraphale’s drinking vodka
azirafels: azirafels: azirafels: tired: crowley and medusa were gal pals back in 1300 BC wired: medusa was in fact crowley who spent 300 years as a greek woman seducing straight men and turning them into stone inspired: a curious aziraphale hears about
:Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?Crowley: sureAziraphale: do you have protection?Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: we could stop armageddonaziraphale: we can’t interfere, it’s the ineffable plan!crowley:
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cyber-phobia:pacifistcowboy:i love that whenever someone draws snake crowley they draw him as a regular sized snake when in the show he was fuckign massive but i haven’t seen a single drawing of Huge Fucking Snake Crowley and that makes me a lil sadI’m
kamwashere: corancoranthemagicalman: a-secret-land: I always thought that Crowley’s expressions in this scene made it look like, when Aziraphale said “we,” Crowley had thought (just momentarily) that he meant “we” as in “you and I,”
marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:
incorrect-good-omens: Aziraphale, watching Crowley sleep: I just love him so much. He’s my everyth- Crowley: *snores* Aziraphale: I can’t live like this.
janthonyashtoreth: broke: crowley and aziraphale are gay woke: crowley and aziraphale are morosexual but only for each others specific brand of idiocy
insufficiently-advanced:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:“Crowley is a thot” EXCUSE me??? You’re calling Anthony J. Crowley the thot of the main duo??? The man who yells at his houseplants?? The man who would take you on a date and spend
pinkpiggy93:HC: one day, Crowley and Aziraphale decided to stay home as it was raining outside. Aziraphale opened an old envelope of old pictures he had of Crowley and wondered.
fireflysummers: Borrowed book designs of Aziraphale and Crowley from @10yrsyart once again. They mentioned that these two disasters just decided one day that they were married, no ceremony or papers. This is Crowley reacting to hearing his angel call
bookkbaby: Aziraphale: Crowley, did you know that snakes court each other by laying atop one another and squirming? Crowley *has his head in Aziraphale’s lap, nuzzling his generous thighs, freezes*: ..!!
elven-child:re: Aziraphale only having two moods, “go big” and “go home”:Aziraphale on Friday: There is no our side, Crowley, not anymore! It’s over.Aziraphale 24 hours later: staying at Crowley’s flat overnight, ready
faggghaggg: pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos: ineffablegame: incorrect-good-omens: Crowley, drunk: I don’t trust ducks. Fucking hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there? Aziraphale, also drunk: Love. Crowley: Fuck. Shit. You’re right.
tervaneula: forineffablereasons: forineffablereasons: au where aziraphale keeps a giant flemish rabbit in the bookshop and it and crowley are mortal enemies when aziraphale’s not looking crowley going to just flop onto his sofa to find this in his
howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything
cliopadra:Hastur: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.Ligur: How weak. I sleep with a gun.Crowley: You’re both pathetic.Ligur: Oh? What do you sleep with then?Crowley: Aziraphale.
wahoo-shem:Anathema: wow so Crowley’s true form is a giant snake. That doesn’t scare you at all?Aziraphale *having flashbacks to the first time Crowley tried to take a drink in human form and just completely submerged his face in a communal wine bowl*:
springapreppe:Aziraphale upon receiving news of mandatory quarantine: What’s this? An excuse to pine after my love in a way that would make Jane Austin proud? I shall write so many forlorn letters to my dear Anthony J. Crowley!Crowley, a disaster gay
brokenwingsxhealinggrace: timeywimeywinchesters: shiriart: amosanguis: timeywimeywinchesters: season nine: crowley starts getting desperate omfg i cannot with you people anymore Silly Crowley. You can not fit a moose in a box that small. OH MY
c-crowley: theofficialcitycouncil: c-crowley: dropping out of school to become an illegal wheat and wheat-by products dealer EXCUSE YOU SWEATS NERVOUSLY
felicia-dayum: snickerdoots: helpful-and-dreamy-castiel: plaidsunglasses: theangelgabrieldidmyhair: So if Sam was the one who turned Crowley human, and the first one around when Crowley started feeling feelings and stuff, does that mean that
supernaturalscripts: OkAY BUT CAN WE COMMENT ON HOW GOOD THIS EPISODE WAS 1. Sam and Cass/Dean and Crowley bonding time, which never happens 2. Castiel and Crowley finally calling Dean and Sam out on their self-destructive shit 3. An interesting, new
beanmom: timelordparadise: Crowley has read the books Crowley writes the fanfics.
spatscolombo: cheeseanonioncrisps: amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries
castiel-knight-of-hell: iprayforangels: benedictcumbearbatch: cynthikjelle: characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important Crowley went from awkward friend to villain and back to awkward friend. Crowley is special. now he’s
supernaturalapocalypse: supernaturalapocalypse: Crowley in the Season 9 Promos. (x.x) And here’s some Crowley where your Cas is at:
supernaturalkitten: So, twice now Dean has called Crowley a limey. From my understanding is that term is uaed for the British. Crowley is Scottish, Fergus McCloud Does anyone know id thia is correct? Not that its nice to call anyone this.
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