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markcrowleysheppard: Don’t get to close It’s dark inside It’s where my demons hide
my babies!!!
Yes. this is what i’ve been saying to my other half! 8D
they look like disappointed parents…
thecwspn: Open your eyes, Dean.
Woke up the better half by putting my adorable little king of bunny-hell on the bed on top of her this morning after her night shift. She took this picture and said it was the cutest wake up :)
classichorrorblog:Hatchet II |2010| Adam GreenMarybeth escapes the clutches of the bayou-butcher Victor Crowley and returns to the swamp with an army of hunters and gunmen, determined to end Crowley’s reign of horror once and for all.
naniiebimworks: Aziraphale and Crowley and The Switch. To add insult to injury- Crowley got brainfreeze from the lolly.
femmeaziraphale: Aziraphale at the zoo in the reptile area: where are you you Crowley this isn’t funny anymore Crowley, who is about to ruin everyone’s day by reenacting that scene from the first Harry Potter movie: watch thissss sssuckers
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
azirapostale: crowley when talking to aziraphale:crowley talking to -anyone- else:
weaver-z:Hastur: Of course I know how to do lust. I’m a demon.Crowley: What’s a kiss, then?Hastur: It’s… a strong… face lick? Crowley, nodding sagely: Yeah, you know what, that’s completely correct.
sufferingcity: ineffablequotes: Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit? Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley: *does something unreasonable*Aziraphale: My dear boy—Crowley: Girl.Aziraphale: Hmm?Crowley: I’m feeling feminine today.Aziraphale: Ah. So sorry.Aziraphale: My dear lady—
purple-bees:Aziraphale: Someone ate all of my powdered donuts! Crowley, do you know who-Aziraphale:Aziraphale: Crowley dear, what’s on your shirt?Crowley, his shirt covered in white donut powder: Cocaine.
goodomensbutwrong:Crowley: are you high?Aziraphale: am i what?Crowley: highAziraphale: hello
let-aziraphale-say-fuck:broke: crowley kills his plants so they grow better woke: crowley doesn’t kill his plants because he’s too soft for them, and instead plants them elsewherebespoke: crowley built his own eden in his apartment and casts
c4tluvr536:Crowley: Didn’t you have a flaming sword?Aziraphale: Um..Crowley: You did! It was flaming like anything, what happened to it? Lost it already, have you?Aziraphale: Gave it away..Crowley: Aziraphale: I GAVE IT AWAYCrowley:
commodorecliche:i can’t believe we see crowley step towards aziraphale and aziraphale extend his wing to protect crowley from the rain at the same moment we see adam take eve’s hand in the distance i just
codicesandflora: fandomens: aziraphale, yet again stuck in a sticky situation: hepl crowley, materializing out of thin air: what is this like a kink for you or something? #good omens#oh come on crowley like this doesn’t feed your james bond fantasy
cheeseanonioncrisps:assiraphales:assiraphales:aziraphale’s bookshop is really old right? what if it’s haunted but he never noticed crowley: this coffee is too hot to drink coffee: *visibly cools down*crowley: thank u harrisonaziraphale: who r u thanking
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
wheeloffortune-design: Medusa Crowley. Hss HsssYes, the snakes speak. No, they don’t always say the same thing. They chatter. And since they’re all connected to Crowley’s head, they know his inner thoughts…
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two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: my two reasons for doing things: spite, the Aesthetic crowley: that’s it crowley: okay i lied crowley: 3: attention
dykeiel: the script book says that between 1862 (the first time crowley asks aziraphale for holy water) and 1941 (nazi church) aziraphale and crowley didn’t speak at all which not only means that crowley sleeping for nearly a century is still canon
dead-scorpio: Aziraphale once decided to gift Crowley a plant, because he knows that Crowley likes them, and it’s all good, except, Crowley can’t put the fear of, well, himself into this plant. It is a gift from Zira, after all.Crowley: YOU ALL,
wanderlust-and-rainbows: I’m very soft about the idea of Aziraphale giving Crowley a plant because he knows Crowley likes plants and isn’t that just darling? And he’s so proud of himself when he gives Crowley this little plant, so of course Crowley
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: thebibliosphere: theartistichuman: Okay I saw a post were it said “Aziraphale uses Anthony when he wants Crowley to soften up” and I raise you Aziraphale using “Anthony” when Crowley’s in deep shit. Crowley: *does
363984: Anathema: hey Aziraphale, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what’s with that pocket on your shirt?Aziraphale: oh, Crowley is in here. *opens pocket* Say hi Crowley. Crowley in snake form: *hisses*
whatwecanfic: gleefully-macabre: riverdancekat: zelaznyharper: Gardening is a Crowley thing. The only thing Crowley devotes any personal attention to in his apartment is his lush garden which he demands meet his exacting standards. When Crowley
tenoko1:Crowley: *aggressively banging phone against the desk*Aziraphale: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk??Crowley:Aziraphale:Crowley: I don’t know the right answer to that question…
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley, holding Aziraphale’s hand: Does he like me?Crowley, in bed with Aziraphale: This is probably platonic spooning.Crowley, accepting Aziraphale’s engagement ring: But,, like,,, does he like-like me?Crowley, being dipped back
goodineffableomens: aangelphale: nanny crowley, buying a present for younger warlock: would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: uh… he’s a boy.crowley: congratulations!crowley: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: i want
thegoodomensdumpster: gayforgoodomens: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale and Crowley get married. Aziraphale takes Crowley’s name (Aziraphale Z. Fell-Crowley). Now when people summon the demon Crowley, it also applies to him… (at the same time?
thegoodomensdumpster:elven-child:like literally how has the Arrangement (and Aziraphale and Crowley’s entire relationship, in fact) never been compromised when every time Crowley is brought up Aziraphale has to physically fight this grin Crowley
mysticmoonhigh: incorrect-good-omens: strawberrycinnamonrolls: incorrect-good-omens:Crowley: Can I still buy one even if I’ve done sex?Virgin Airlines ticket salesperson: Um. Yes, sir.Crowley: Because I have.Salesperson: Okay.Crowley: I’ve done
kite-dreams: beanmom: timelordparadise: Crowley has read the books Crowley writes the fanfics. Crowley writes the fanfics
itsajensenthing: green-circles: geekgirlsarereal: green-circles: Jensen on the relationship between Demon!Dean and Crowley in Season 10.[x] Oh Crowley, Crowley. You wanted a pet dog at your beck and call, while you’ve raised a wolf that will tear
hailthemisha: suchsupermuchnatural: mooseleys: actual hairstylist!Crowley Crowley is freakin fabulous. Demon Dean’s haircut was probably Crowley’s idea
ezraomii:Crowley: I’m incredibly fast at math.Aziraphale: Alright, what’s 30x17?Crowley: 47Aziraphale: That’s not even close.Crowley: But it was fast.
daily-spn-posts: Cas: *Hands Crowley a dead bee* Crowley: Wtf Cas Cas: I would like to sell my soul Crowley: What on earth Cas: For the bee Crowley: Have you gone mad? Cas: Resurrect my bee. Crowley: ….
emotsye: List of names Crowley has called Sam Winchester Big Bird Moose Winchester jumbo size Jolly green Samantha List of names Crowley has called Dean Winchester Squirrel do you think Crowley has a favorite
c-crowley: c-crowley: theofficialcitycouncil: c-crowley: dropping out of school to become an illegal wheat and wheat-by products dealer EXCUSE YOU SWEATS NERVOUSLY guys they’re onto me
michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel: 2spookywinchesters: redheadedgnomegirl: Kevin outsmarted Crowley. CROWLEY. HE OUTSMARTED CROWLEY. OUTSMARTED CROWLEY. #TWICE #KEVIN TRAN ADVANCED FUCKING PLACEMENT
crowley-for-king: finalellipsis: awkward-elevator: dead jokes the walking dad I don’t watch this show but I will always reblog this
crowleys–angel: skylowalker: arinashitabun: Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor 😭😭😭😭
crowley is playing candy crush in the boys room
crowley-crow: tolkien-shitposting:“You don’t frighten us, Gondorian pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Aragorn King, you and all your silly commmmm-panions. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!” @icpe
crowleye: cigarettes in white
crowley-for-king: preschtale: logicgoeshere: der-prinz-aus-stahl: basiumis: datjukebird: condensation Condensation cream The best are the shirts with sayings: PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBARMOTHERFUCKER I’d wear that last one BECAUSE of what it
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crowley-for-king: pocketpadfoot: James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a
crowleys-lil-bitch: easchechter: that-weirdblog: I think this cat may be magical Are you sure that’s a cat? That looks more like a soot sprite Omg
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