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astrangertomykin:me: it’s nearly 3am i have work in the morningmy brain: how was crowley going to get to alpha centauri
Good??? In MY Omens?????
fairytaleasoldastime: Crowley going into a church to save Aziraphale.
speremint: Thanks so much to everyone who joined the stream! A LOT of people had requested something with Crowley’s plants and AziraphaleHonestly what a trainwreck
katy-133: ttapegunn: crowleyswobblyleg: Crowley+Voices “Wondering if you would help us with our INQUIRIES”
:for your consideration:Gabriel and Michael right? Yhey like..storm the book shop, one day to demand Aziraphale comes back for the Greater Good or whatever. And Crowley is there (cause he’s gay for the owner, obviously.) Gabriel and Michael are
kadywicker:raphael crowley is so funny to me bc he’s the patron of marriage but he’s still like “its been 6000 years and idk if aziraphale likes me likes me”
azira-yeet: Hell: are consorting with an Angel? Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s
mochachailattecafe:When crowley hears “my dear boy” at 3am after trying to drink milk directly from the carton (based off this text post)
unsolvedt: ok but this ryan and shane as modern day crowley and aziraphale though: (but in a bro way) (they still run bfu and ryan tries to use it as his way of warning humans the dangers of demons/ghosts/spirits. shane, a certified demön, fucks him
starscapades:laurelhach:if crowley is anything like a snake then he periodically pokes only his head around a door and stares at aziraphale for hours like okay this got absolutely eaten by tumblr but @laurelhach i could not not draw this
leanncar: armageddonwithit: Crowley is the only reason Aziraphale has never been discorporated before. This is comedy gold
obliviousaziraphale: good omens but every time crowley fucks up, Oops I Did It Again Play & every time Aziraphale fucks up, Mama Mia plays (based on this post by @anthonycrowley)
fuzzynecromancer: [video description: a lovely snake coiled around a wind chime as rainbow light dapples the wall and sweet tinkling sounds play]
incorrect-good-omens-quotes: Crowley: Look, Aziraphale. I don’t have a lot of personal life experience. But if I have learned anything from my Sims family…Aziraphale: (looks into the camera like he’s on The Office)
ineffablebadwolf:ineffablebadwolf:Cooking up in my mind that ten and crowley are twins and humans au where ten is constantly mad that he didnt get to be ginger like his brother Fuck I actually wrote itThat were many things John Smith could be considered
capacity:Imagine feeling warmth…. I’ve already said too much
endlessbullshits:based on @fakemichaelsheen ‘s post. Welcome to my first post—other than countless of reblogs.I am hooked on this odd celestial couple😔💕Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens, written by @neil-gaiman.The art style went down like
captainlordauditor: buckysbears: mehofkirkwall: anotherhawk: mehofkirkwall: classyshippingblog: anotherhawk: mehofkirkwall: Someone invites Crowley over for shabbos after seeing him alone in the back row during service and he spends the next
fellatingrevolvers: Crowley, lying through his teeth in hell: No, no. I have most definitely been up to real evil. Truly wicked. Despicable stuff. I’m sure it would turn your stomachs to hear all the gory details.Beelzebub: It says here that last week
bold-sartorial-statement: gemstar42: thebibliosphere: the-djinn-inside: someone help him. Anthony J-key-smash Crowley everybody. The J stands for jgdssvadfg
silverynight:Gabriel: *insults Aziraphale*Crowley, appearing out of nowhere:
the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon: saoryemanoelle-art: A really self-indulgent little thing. Good Omens has taken over my life and Crowley is a shy noodle when his Angel is around uwu The very best snek!
foxesonstilts:crowley, finally noticing that aziraphale has been acting gay as shit for the past half-century: yo dude, why all the rainbow scarvesaziraphale, very pointedly: i guess i just relate to the gay community because i also love someone i’m
goodomensbutwrong:Aziraphale: [Sneezes]Crowley, chilling out on top of one of the bookshelves as a snake: Bless you.Aziraphale: God?!
ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place
veronica-rich: goodomenswasanicesurprise: the-moon-loves-the-sea: fynnkaterin: Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put
the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon:violetwylde:letmetemptyou:letmetemptyou:i love all the headcanons of how crowley’s not going to be able to cope with the affection once they’re actually a couple after pining for 6000 years and have to blushingly snek
bubblyernie: Based on this by @femmeaziraphale art tag // commission info
edgarallantypo:Crowley on his way to Alpha Centauri
lesbiandavidtennant:i love how crowley was never ever not even once a little snake with little sunglasses on but as a fandom we’ve collectively decided he’s definitely a little snake with little sunglasses on
the-beatles-in-the-tardis: n3vh33r4: morganlegay: promo image for good omens film featuring aziraphale crowley and the antichrist probably fixed it Welcome to the Good Omens fandom
lieutenant-sapphic: lieutenant-sapphic: aziraphale walking around as “mr. fell” when crowley is the one who fell will never not be funny
ineffablehouseplant: ethereal-menace: mostlyanything19: ethereal-menace: When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually
:sensicalabsurdities::::aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!angels: lmfao humans are so stupid aziraphale,
redscharlach: artist-surikov:Temptation of Christ, 1872, Vasily Surikov Crowley: So after I’ve shown you all the kingdoms of the world, I thought I could just casually drop in on this angel I know – you’d like him, he lives over that way – but
superdogbiter: Crowley,drunk off his ass:”So, what’s your type? ;)”Azirphale, who is not drunk:”Oh, i don’t know….Mostly male, Dark hair. Taller than me. Fucked up sense of humor. Effortlessly gorgeous. Someone i find easy to open up to….maybe
captaincrowley: Kill them. They are very irritating.
dotstronaut: No really, I don’t think you all understand how funny I think this shirt is for Crowley. I’m also always here for Anathema finding ways to amuse herself.Bonus ineffable flirting:
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
chrizwho: aziraphale’s knowledge of emojis is low key as extensive as michael sheen’s, while crowley is just as clueless as david tennant and that’s the tea more ineffable husbands ( x ) and ( x )
edward elric: short king or manlet?
incorrect-good-omens: Aziraphale, after discussing modern slang with the Them: I have decided that I am in fact a snack. People are just not hungry. Crowley, under his breath: I’m fucking starving.
fan-art-ic: crowley is,,,,,,tiny snek
cliopadra:Somebody’s been rewatching the Hobbit
heylenaa:Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can’t believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?Hozier (taking notes): tell me more…
tinsnip: labonart: inbarfink: Crowley went by a pet shop and saw a snake for sale and immediately got attached. He didn’t tell Aziraphale he adopted it cause he feels really self-conscious about being so doting with lil’ Crawly Jr. But one time Az
lovelyladylunacy: hi everyone here’s my dream good omens fancast for aziraphale and crowley
sesquipedalian-aficionado:anachronic-cobra:Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale’s bookshop due to customers’ reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces
chrizwho: crowley’s slept in aziraphale’s bookshop waiting for him more than he’d like to admit
copperbadge: rsfcommonplace: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: you cannot tell me that Crowley, at his most vengeful, doesn’t follow Aziraphale around the bookshop annoying the ever-loving fuck out of him like a petulant
bassicallyelora: kloagger: whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road* If this isn’t Anthony J. Crowley then I don’t know what is
biteinsane:Aziraphale: *cry of agony*Crowley, rushing into the room, wings out, eyes blazing, battle ready: What’s happened?! What’s wrong?!Aziraphale, solemnly placing a hand over his face, the Great British Bake-Off still playing on the TV: She
honeyreynolds: miscellaneous aziraphale/crowley + reductress headlines bonus:
millerizo:*God’s voice* Ever since Crowley convinced Aziraphale to get a smartphone, the angel took advantage of its wide variety of features and applications.Sequel to this comic of mine!Support me on Ko-fi! Https://ko-fi.com/millerizo
show-me-a-great-plan: Aziraphale & Crowley + tweetsPart 2bonus:
aziraiphale: so my roommate just sent me this and then said “can you imagine if every time they talked about Falling in Good Omens we just replaced it with ‘cancelled’” and I’ve been fucking cackling ever since
lesbianomens: lesbianomens:the problem with trying to write historical good omens fic is that crawly is just such a horribly unsexy name, but for 4000 years we have no choice but to deal with it crowley changed his name because he finally realized that
polkanote: nachashim: nachashim: nachashim: crowley is the type of bitch to be like. aziraphale you should take my name. no it’s not about ownership it’s not about superiority or whatever we both know who’s in charge here but you really should
