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thisjensenthing: moriarty-mastermind: bananadaiquiri: Jesus fucking Christ, I think I have a kid. That was Dean’s kid and no one will ever fucking convince me otherwise. We know, the cast and crew knows.
the-angels-have-all-fallen: tardis-mind-palace: breathingdestiel: paintsupuhnatural: incredible I lost it “I hope it was worth it” just a little heads up because the word christo bothers me, christo is a Latin word for Christ, (Christo et
godlythor-elli: nirvanic-s: IT’S BACK I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD jesus christ this never gets old
haezelsgus: “I’m telling you,” Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical
nandamai: dancinginthecenteroftheworld: orocatto: ignitiondorks: einsteinstwinparadox: rebelwithoutacas: oh my god? the x files-fandom was the fandom that invented the word ‘shipping’? JESUS CHRIST I LOVE Y’ALL Yes, back in the early days,
z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD and i thought LA traffic was bad
poketoa: atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JESUS CHrist, what’s sad is i can probably answer most of the non-alternate questions
chalupahoopla: imagineharrypotter: illegaluseofbuckets: euclase: Mr. Baggins, drawn in PS on tonight’s episode of “jesus christ at first glance I thought that was a photo”
naughty-v-d-k: raven4ever: Just saying. That’s what stood out for me. And that’s why I was crying so much during the finale. Imagine if both of your children became royalty… Jesus Christ, you can´t even imagine how proud they must be ;_;
courtneycrawford: dixonaddiction: Ray must be borrowing Spongebob’s weight equipment. Jesus fucking christ I was drinking Tumblr.
spooky-neighborhood-demiurge: beastlyart: cobrastein: weloveshortvideos: Hand Feeding & Playing With A Friendly Platypus CHRIST TUMBLR IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH CUTE ANIMALS TODAY Goodbye I need to curl up in a corner. I was not equipped to deal
monumentofallyoursins: audiencezombie: koulin: gamercrunch: This guy knows how to Far Cry WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST IN A HAND BASKET WAS THAT
andrewbelami: slay-for-tay: Taylor Swift through the eras (domino version) I don’t know who did this, buy if you know, comment below THEY DID ALL OF THIS JUST SO THEY COULD REFERENCE A MEME AT THE END WHO IS THIS I WANT TO MARRY THEM
kappaengineer: surprisebitch: moonlandingwasfaked: hugesucc-ess: queumi: WHY. WEREN’T YOU. AT ELF. PRACTICE. what fucking year is this JESUS CHRIST we’ve entered a surreal timeline How could I tell was going to be before even unmuting
pope-goodvibes: puertohurraco: zahnegott: shitty-car-mods-daily: This atrocity pulled into the liquor store as I was walking out. Jesus Fistfucking Christ. via Shitty_Car_Mods hey @op fuck you This is probably the least problematic car that op has
the-green-anon: only-a-spoon-full: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: icarus-suraki: hiamigoman: Happy Easter. That time Jesus made friends with the Yakuza and they were convinced his dad was a powerful crimelord O.O Jesus Christ! I feel bad for
crazy-pages:liberalsarecool:We can change this horrible construct. #MedicareForAll#jesus christ I didn’t know it was that recent#they make it such a huge part of our lives that we just assume it’s always been that way
countingmycrosses: ibilateral: ferocityshedanced: jeremy–li: Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty Jesus christ Ginny wow is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or………
fang107: I was doing just fine but he is easy to talk to and I just almost spilled the beans Jesus fucking christ kill me now. Same this is why the boundaries need to be maintained
pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: my papa johns delivery driver just got into a fight with my bus driver i wish i was fucking kidding ok jesus christ people were recording it and everything give me a minute ok so here i am, waiting
therainbowcrowe: transpunkspacejunk: be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality. I thought this was gonna turn into something gross, but
kitsnicketts: blood-on-black-roses: kitsnicketts: this fuckin movie jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has
astronomical-bagel:crockerberts:astronomical-bagel:“I have so much homestuck on my dash” my brother in karkat you followed the homestuck blogbro just guessed the character in homestuck meant to represent jesus christ and was correctWHAT
thecelestialselkie:normanbecile:normanbecile:sometimes i wanna be topand sometimes i wanna be bottomya’know? look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was
chop-stuff:I don’t know how I managed not to hear about this fucker until I saw him in game but jesus fucking christ, thank you for giving me this stupid glittery diamond in a metal thong I was severely entertained with this design. I can’t draw him
unsettlingstories: Jesus Christ. I just learned that carving pumpkins for Halloween started when some pagan guys were taking turns fucking a hole in a pumpkin and one of them was so homophobic that he made his own hole, and then his buddy made another
owob: that’s pretty gay blue jesus christ also i was informed that the grammar w/ the asl is wrong (bc they dont have BE verbs) by this lovely person on twitter. ill try to fix up my asl so i can bring more of This Content :0 on twitter
hypersexualsportswear: paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like
secretiveness: cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr His link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog
i-incubus: levi-the-titan-slayer: undertakersthirst: fuckyeahcosplaykuroshitsuji-blog: By :最終兵器コッチマコ@レイのハニー I just fell out of my chair laughing at the second picture OH CHRIST ON A POPSICLE I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL
artmender: meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST THE ANIMATION ON ASH IS SO GOOD
canecadet: thetrippytrip: Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting. Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking
marydej: alunaes: marydej: Prank Call Babes How about DONT prank call and actually call with the intent to have your voice heard and potentially make a difference. Don’t make this into some sort of joke? Wtf Jesus. Christ. Why blow up? Was this
klartie: fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad what the fuck
jesus-christ-is-the-bomb: radical-wonderland: radical-wonderland: This is one of my very good friends Yusef and his girlfriend. Last week, he was diagnosed with Leukemia. He is one of the sweetest person I have ever met. He’s 16, and is an amazing
thewerebunny: libertea-and-cookies: poisonousjoy: arumeus: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions. you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her
sstrange-cloudss: thugseme: JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME I feel ya milk is pretty scary when you’re lactose intolerant
kimmaciousafterdark: Yes, yes, this is a picture of me deepthroating cock, but LOOK HOW LONG MY GODDAMN HAIR WAS!!! I am not a small person and it is covering my entire upper half and part of my ass. Jesus Christ
laughawake: (After Sherlock ripped off the explosive coat from John) John Watson: Oh, Christ. Ffff-… Are you okay?Sherlock Holmes: Me? Yeah. Fine. I’m fine. Fine. …that, uh, thing that you, uh, you did that, um, you offered to do, that was, um…
grimdorkjade: omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC AND IT CAME OUT LIKE I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH
bookchinite: mycodedecoded: #Lovewins: Friday was a great victorious day for the lgbt community. But it is only one of many battles yet to come. Please proceed with caution these next few months. Article Here Jesus Christ, arkansas
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog is perf MY OVARIES
beyonce-huxtable: femininefreak: professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on
tacoposey: laurynsworld: tacoposey: on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras jesus christ did u think i was lying
wtfmanga: theothersideofthefarside: loke-no-zombiie: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: well that was ummm… unexpected. lol Jesus Christ (source)
yiffytwink: typette: babylonian: a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human just watch itholy jesus christ THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS
heysimba: theheartmaid: this-was-never-my-design: tastefullyoffensive: Best Adult Costumes of Halloween 2013 (Part 4) [submit]Previously: Part 3, Part 2, Part 1, Best Kid Costumes, Best Pet Costumes BUD LIGHTYEAR OH MY GOD CHRISTS SAKE It’s
skhole2use: Jesus Christ Travis it’s your old man…yeah I know…I was just proving to him that we got our selves a faggot in the neighbourhood, not only that but a fagot who is going to keep both of us really happy for the rest of the summer…unless
bigcockbrad: sizequeenconfessions: You think it’s big enough? ————————————————- What do you think, stud? You heard how loud I was screaming last night while you impaled me on that GIANT thing!!!! Christ, I haven’t
To be honest, these have always creeped and repulsed the living Christ out of me. I attended a show of hers in NYC, lasted about 10 minutes and then I hightailed it out of there; I was just that bothered. But, here it is. Tessa Farmer - Swarm (2004)
lulz-time: primsore: And now we have come full circle. Christ OMFG!!! hilarious! :D Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard I was too sober for this post!
zombieproduce: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: new favorite [twitter] spread the word of christ people weed smoking kills oh my god I’ve died so many times from smoking weed. It was awesome!
tasha69cd: hello-krista-me: lorena-tv-gdl: Bianca siempre tan perfecta Bianca is one of the best looking shemales ever!. Fuck she was in Hustler for Christ’a sake!! Who wants to play doctor or patient?
drythroats: katsgotyourtongue: lickgold: Bangs are back and freckles on my nose are showing Beaut There was never a more perfect human. Jesus Christ almighty lickgold.
jasonholderblr: themanstalker:HI themanstalker: The Lord has all power to supply to you whatever you need(Phillipians4:19). your friend in christ jesus the lord jasonholder. SO ARE YOU DROOLING YET?….SPOTTED AS HE WAS PUMPING GAS, THIS CUTE STUD KIND