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My husband heard all about what a slut I was at the party.“Christ, Emma did you manage to fuck EVERYONE there?”“No honey, as a matter of fact there was one guy who was too big for me to fuck! His cock was bigger around than my arm and there was
girthyencounters: My husband heard all about what a slut I was at the party. “Christ, Emma did you manage to fuck EVERYONE there?” “No honey, as a matter of fact there was one guy who was too big for me to fuck! His cock was bigger around than
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dr4xx0r: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese! “I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.” AT FIRST I WAS LIKE erm well that rocket was a bit skew wordTHEN I WAS LIKE okie yeah I mean that’s okie
christ this episode was confirmation that morgan/reid/garcia domestic fics would just be reid and garcia crying to morgan to open up jars and lift heavy things.
stinkylittlegnome:noncanongayestbitchestournament:Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee || Jesus Christ/Judas IscariotFrodo Baggins/Sam GamgeeJesus Christ/Judas IscariotSee ResultsI wish Tolkien was alive so his catholic ass could witness this
sasuke was right
aquapainter: yo shinji ikari he was just 14 when his father built a very strange machine
lauralot89: Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father. He may not have
chlorogirl: just-shower-thoughts: If AXE is so confident their products will help you get girls, they should package condoms along with them. No, but I was actually thinking about this, and I’ve found some problems. As with most combo package type
lumpyspaceprincessa: I’ve ran out of things to say Your beauty speaks for itself
quesozombie: octopluss: I HAD TO FUCKING PAUSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD FUCK ING I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
monsieurpaprika: hi helo i saw. it was ya birthday so heres a, small thinghappy bday /o/!!!
Jesus Christ was a refugee
muynalgones: braydinandrewofficial: 🎁🎄 🎄🎁♥️ MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁🎄♥️ One of many gifts I will be giving you today my followers & to come , to celebrate the day Christ was born and the day we were all forgiven ❄️❄️☃️☃️
christ what is going on sis i thought i was dreaming
abstracthumanoid: This is too much.Kevin Allen, a 36 year old black man, has been shot and killed inside a library. A library of all places. What would it take for everyone to see that the cops are actually coming for black people?He was described as
thugseme: JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME A friend was telling me about these and I thought she was joking fuck
jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from
my sleeping pills give me the WORST nightmares, jesus. i wake up shaking and terrified, like i haven’t slept at all.i dreamt i was stuck inside this dark mall and there were Goosebumps characters everywhere. the walls started bleeding and there were
Drinking wine was such a bad idea lmao
xchet-steadmanx: “Christ was killed for us, that His death has washed out our sins, and that by dying He disabled death itself. That is the formula. That is Christianity. That is what has to be believed.” -C.S Lewis: Mere Christianity
lorilevaughn: bitterseafigtree: the-goddamazon: Who the fuck is this. I don’t remember her name, but she used to be a scene queen on myspace back in the day. This photoset just gave me flashbacks lol CHRIST
the-cringe-channel: goudie300: wrobbiewroughtten: fireb0y: All that for some fucking foot pics Jesus Christ I almost wish he was telling the truth just so that he wouldn’t be in the gene pool is that a sonic the hedgehog icon jesus christ What
w-r-o-u-g-h-t: (Anon please) This was all the same blog t’is the season, so it’s time to put the christ back in “jesus christ would you fucking idiots shut up”
christ-our-glory: Luke 11:1-13 (NLT)Once Jesus was in a certain place praying. As he finished, one of his disciples came to him and said, “Lord, teach us to pray, just as John taught his disciples.” Jesus said, “This is how you should pray: “Father,
markpelledreamy: matteleven: Started off the new year by having a brilliant time as part of the New Year’s Day Parade in London and helping to raise money for charity. Also with me was Susie who makes a fantastic Clara and helped to fool many people
thenaughtiestboys: jesus christ was his father an elephant
giidas: a-fan-of-many-fandoms: electrikfeather: The casting of Christ Hemsworth and Chris Pine as father and son is so good that it actually makes me uncomfortable. :l Christ Hemsworth was the best accidental typo I’ve seen #HAVE YOU ACCEPTED CHRIST
modempunk: arratik: They’ll let you post them, they just won’t host them. “The ministry of Jesus Christ was an effort to break Judaism out of this condition-sort of an echo of what Enki did.
killerchickadee: buttheadhatesthetcc: lauralot89: Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place
winking: WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN I WAS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY BUT ONE DAY HE FAINTED OR SOMETHING AND THE AMBULANCE CAME AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR I WAS SCARED TO EVEN SIT NEXT TO HIM. AND NOW I FOUND HIM ON FACEBOOK AND JESUS CHRIST HE IS SO HOT
ttoba: Somebody made this frickin’ joke during class and this was all I could think of.
zahear: the crystal gems when they noticed jasper was slippin off that rock
ep0cket: hekate1308: silentauroriamthereal: blackqueerblog: They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame Wait, this is real? I saw it elsewhere and just assumed it was an Onion article! 😂 Doesn’t the man own
lindsaychrist: nomnomnomnomzieaturcatz: freddy-krueger: christ marsha was such a raging bitch how was this show successful this is from the brady bunch movie it was made 1995
k1mkardashian: silver-tongues: k1mkardashian: i hate when you tell someone “i have a question for you” and they reply “i have an answer”. excuse you bitch, don’t get smart with me. i don’t like it. suppose the question was this: “an
† LINDSAY CHRIST †
pettypia: owlturdcomix: That was rad. :( image / twitter / facebook / patreon 😭😭😭😭
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
made-to-worship-blog: I went to see this movie tonight and I encourage all Christ followers to go see it. We brought an unbeliever with us and she was visibly touched by the movie. You could tell she was reconsidering her thoughts on Christ and I
gintarees: “It developed slowly. I started reading the books, and then I started meeting people who were into the same thing. Satanists need to have more faith than Christians, because Christ was seen and felt. Lucifer has never felt the need to be
warpainters: oh my god today i went to church with my friend and i couldn’t stop thinking about making out with boys the entire time jfc the whole thing was about people “thirsting for the lord and his everlasting love" or whatever so the
wander-less: I was having the most crumby day and then I came across this picture.. Thank you Christ.. Matty Christ🙏
xultang: unzerbrechlichsein: necpd: Jesus Christ // Brand New well jesus christ i’m not scared to die, i’m a little bit scared of what comes after Everytime I listen to this song, I was high. Hmmmm
tarajenkins: And the Shawl Of Doom was never worn againSunshine‘s theory for its disappearance made me laugh, so I had to draw it! I still won’t forgive her for making me like Bill tho
midnightcinderellanonsense: fortheloveofotomegames: OH. MY. BEATING HEART. It’s Sid’s BIRTHDAY! It’s Sid! It’s Sid! I am SO happy right now! I almost didn’t believe it when I opened my phone and saw that it was his birthday which meant a side
michaelmoonsbookshop: If Christ Came To Chicago - William T Stead c1894Stead was an English reformer who was appalled at the public and private depravity he witnessed in Chicago at the time of the World’s Columbian Exposition. This book was his effort
penccils: kanami-yuuta: warninggaysex: nepetaquest: so i started playing DMMD THIS WAS MY REACTION EXACTLY. CRYING THERE IT IS
jen-iii: @artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it (also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster
katara: I still get emotional every time I think about Appa getting kidnapped and Toph trying to save him and hold the library up and then she cries apologizing to him because she can’t do both and she shook me up more than Passion of the Christ ever
chantiment replied to your post: have you ever really wanted to be friends with… Alton Brown is literally a perfect man back when i was like 12 and xanga was a thing i had a xanga and christ the design was ugly as fuck but I MADE IT and i loved
there was ANOTHER FUCKIng SPIDer IN THE KITCHEN SINK TOdaY AND IT wAS fUCKING HUGE (note: im probably exaggerating but it was way bigger then the one last night) JESUS CHRIST I AM GOING TO MOVE OUTT
