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The ordinance of the washing of feet shows a Mormon girl’s obedience and humility, and it was instituted by Jesus Christ himself. John 13: “He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself. After that he
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr her link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes oh my god her blog is perf MY OVARIES
inbreeding-is-lovemaking: naughty-nmmom: allisonshame: the-panttz: naughtyteenpink: Found it… Jesus Christ. Delicious ;) I couldn’t believe how MASSIVE my daddy was! This Daddy sperm is going into your cervix daughter!!
“Jesus Christ…he was HOW big? REALLY?!”Don’t ask your girl about her ex-boyfriends unless you can handle it. The length…the GIRTH she’s taken may shock you. Just remember, there’s always somebody bigger than you.
“Jesus Christ…he was HOW big? REALLY?!”Don’t ask your girl about her ex-boyfriends unless you can handle it. The length…the GIRTH she’s taken may shock you. Just remember, there’s always somebody bigger than you.
ass-candy: My blog was terminated yesterday with no reason from tumblr. Here’s my new home…again. http://asskrayz.tumblr.com Jesus Christ. How many times are they planning to delete AssKrazy? This is ridonkulous. Please follow again if you’re
spartacubs: Remember that studcub who had all those awesome submissions? He came and stayed with us for the weekend! And Christ, he was just the perfect picture of tall, thick, Southern boy beef. Here’s a more appropriate photo of his butt as he mooned
I know it was the 1940s but Jesus Christ, Hollywood!The Mighty Story of a Mighty Nation! Not actually featuring any people from that mighty nation, of course.
Jesus H. Christ, I wish I was here right now.
Jesus H. Christ, how I wish I was here right now.
intercaust: Fucking Christ! Who knew Italy was producing gurls as hot as the Brazilians? If Efe plays her cards right she could be the future Mrs. Intercaust. | Intercaust’s Porn OCD | Archive | Follow | Ask |
wetpantsandbriefs: dizzyb43: mrdesperation: The end result of 2 hours after my first accident in my jeans. I feel like I had to go more the second time. Literally came after one watch through holy Christ this was meant to be a warm up Hot desperation
chrishotrod2000: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!! I was not expecting him to whip out that big fucking uncut snake! I want to drop to my knees and worship it!
cutesy: (by Adam Wallacavage) jesus christ this was made for my apartment i’m dying OMG GIMMEI NEED A NEW LIGHT FIXTURE AND MY ROOM IS THE SAME COLOR.TAKE MY MONEY
catbountry: ecmajor: muukel: ecmajor: fisherpon: arcel-sorm: jackle-app: oh my fucking christ I thought the original was adorable FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGOD DAMN ooc: omg… the cute… the cute…. *dies of cute overload* JOGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
inceztum: “Jesus Christ!” I said as I looked down at my Sister covered in my cum. "That was fucking fantastic.“ She just smiled up at me as she licked cum off her lips and said “I know, I lost count of how many times I came.
From Naughty Bits by Selena Kitt “David?” The knock on the door made me jump. It was Dawn! “I have to pee!” Oh Christ. We only had one washroom. “Okay,” I called. She opened the door and came in. The shower curtain
missmarlenedietrich: Fangirl Challenge: 7/15 Films - “Thirteen” (2003) Oh Mom, you knew what was going on with all those clothes and shit! Christ, you’re not that dumb, are you?
countingmycrosses: ibilateral: ferocityshedanced: jeremy–li: Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty Jesus christ Ginny wow is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or………
fyeahswords: The Holy Lance, also know as The Spear of Destiny as well as Holy Spear, Lance of Longinus and Spear of Longinus. According to the Gospel of John, the a Roman solider used the lance to pierce Jesus Christ’s side while he was on
eroswolf: “THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST” by Marc DeBauch Gouache on paper 14”x14” This is one of my most controversial and popular paintings. A few years ago there was a very graphic spamming incident on Facebook with someone posting
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog is perf MY OVARIES
so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.
theproudhomosexual: Holy fucking CHRIST! Now that was some hot shit!!!!
teraristic: NSFW | click image (source) to full view oops I porn’d. This was supposed to be done ages ago, but then again I’m a slowpoke and well… it’s porn. Congrats to Audrey for taking my nsfw virginity, you go girl jesus christ. This is her
redirisheyes: tmirai:earthprxnce: mrcrockervevo: me walking to school I AM CRYING OMFG I wish there was more of this. He is actually rockin’ those heels well. I will never get over that ass. Jesus christ
rollingstone: Weezer’s “Say It Ain’t So" was released 18 years ago today. Christ, when did I get old
charisrna: scruffythegodofthunder: the-merry-rochesterian: korraavaatu: Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10} ———► Dame Maggie Smith Dame Maggie Smith is flawless. christ I saw this post and I thought I was going to scroll down and
“Christ died for our sins, he was buried, and he was raised from the dead on the third day. On that day he said, "Whoa onto me. I haveth a headache greater than Moses splitting the Red Sea. So I declare onto ye, Easter Monday shall be a day
calsgang: IM LAUGHING SO MUCHI just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofaand I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sakejust look at the concentration on her faceand
unclerippuascension:bogleech:This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy” let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet
samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE
dreadandafugitivemind: tyleroakley: 7brooms: play-the-game: wannyy: This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying. This made me cum They just stopped caring half way though this is mesmerizing Jesus H Christ.
calsgang: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake just look at the concentration on her face
calsgang: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake just look at the concentration on her
iampentameter: xxboy: When I was in Boston this weekend I took my friend to Copley Square because it has, in my experience, two of the most beautiful churches in the country. Outside of Old South Church (a United Church of Christ church), there was
barkilphedros-hat:CANNOT get over Izzy’s idea of intimidating Lucius was to moan “ooohhhh Daddy… ✨💕Daddy💕✨” My brother in Christ what the fuck was that
filled-holes: perverogative: Quick nun post… I was feeling a little like I was neglecting the nuns. Jesus Christ!
plagued0ctor: i-f0und-y0u: c-bellz: roma-mc: … i feel old :( GET OUT IT DID NOT. OH MY GOD. I remember this entire episode. Oh my goddd. I’m so oldddd. :[ Jesus christ I was 7 when this was on?? No way.. hell no
sonnetlx: The Cursed Mummy The Princess of Amen-Ra lived some 1,500 yrs before Christ. When she died, she was laid in an ornate wooden coffin and buried deep in a vault at Luxor, on the banks of the Nile. The coffin reached England where it was bought
sometipsygnostalgic: i mean……. i was a very, very staunch opposer of the “terezi left the lilypad to find vriska” theory because jesus christ homestuck had ended there was not gonna be anything else let her restbut leaving after entering the
legendary-scholar: The Convent of Christ is a former Roman Catholic convent in Tomar, Portugal. Originally a 12th-century Templar stronghold, when the order was dissolved in the 14th century the Portuguese branch was turned into the Knights of the Order
connormpreg: this was the part where i started to realize something was wrong with this video jesus christ
“Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain:
calsgang:IM LAUGHING SO MUCHI just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofaand I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sakejust look at the concentration on her faceand
ok so i met this hot guy online and hes like… the one for me… we have so much in common.. and we were having a nice time over skype and he was being teasey and jesus christ…. it was hot.. he shown me what his face would be like
snorlaxatives: deputeyparrish: snorlaxatives: i just watched atonement and that was a Big Fuckin’ Mistake it was so sad jesus christ my heart will be aching for the next 60 years of my life will never forgive little saoirse ronan for fucking with
peashooter85: Potter Christ, the man who would be Jesus Arnold Potter was a devout Mormon whose early life story follows the history of Mormonism quite well. Ejected from Nauvoo, Illinois, he was one of the first Mormon pioneers to move west and settle
