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oldroots: iamprikle: i had this dream i was on tumblr and saw oldroots reblogged a gif of WWE where a guy came into the ring from the audience and punched a guy out of the ring onto another guys dick (no homo) CHRIST
datte-before-dawn:hoofsie:Lyra likes having her hooves held, so why don’t you?Agh, jesus christ, I’m gonna be sick. Definitely do NOT follow this new blog that’s completely dedicated to pseudo-lewd hoof holding that was totally NOT made by me. That’d
theunionpacific: isthatjesus: is that jesus? ON A DINOSAUR!!!!!!? And Christ said, Raptors, Rexs, Rhoetosauruses, my kingdom is your kingdom. Graham is saying that tis was an illustration in a book that he had. I don’t think it is, but I wish
indevan: indevan: waaaaait wait wait wait wait will forte voices lincoln in the lego movie?? jeeeeeesus christ omg no but he was lincoln in clone high like i hope that cast on purpose It most likely is! The same creative team behind Clone High did
bbwheartland: Art Stuff Twinkle Twinkle Glitter Splash, late ’90s (via ebay)
Jesus Christ with the amount of hentai and porn under “ragnarok online” tag that I had to block just now. >___> Sorry but that’s certainly one thing that won’t make my boat flow. (I wouldn’t have any issues if it was
[18:56:17] Ren: -.- do I need to hit you? I can’t find the long stick to hit you in the head but was prepared with a fan if your mind didn’t move away from those three parts YOU WROTE THEM. 8’D THANK YOU. 8’D JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Also what the hell is this QQing on WP forums about tanking Eremes’? JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE, KHALITZBURG CARD ANYONE!? Also, shit like Exorciser, Resistant Souls anyone? Mind you, I was not too long ago laughing and squealing on my guild’s RC
tsumiray: Thanks for sharing that story karuna-tan ! LOVED ITT !! :D I was like “oooh I get the cute sleeping beauty stuffs squeee— WAIT A SECOND THIS JUST TURNED INTO PORN JESUS CHRIST REN WHERE IS THE GODDAMN WARNING” %D
I got this mail today. Jesus motherfucking Christ. Makes me realize I’ve been an active Eremes trash for a decade or more. I wish I was kidding.
lethal-cuddles: summon-daze: flootzavut: fluffmugger: the-deviations: I JUST FIGURED IT OUT CHRONIC PAIN WAS BLOCKED BECAUSE IT SHORTENS TO CP YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKING ALGORITHM holy shit. OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE TUMBLR SHITTING CHRIST ON A CRACKER
turrkoise: jarring: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old jesus christ Fuck
ilovemyjawn: BECAUSE SHERLOCK LICKED A CHOCOLATE WRAPPER HE KNEW WAS LACED WITH SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST TALK ABOUT ORAL FIXATION oral fiXATION
cookingwithauntethel: countingmycrosses: ibilateral: ferocityshedanced: jeremy–li: Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty Jesus christ Ginny wow is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or……… The fact that they got the owl
godlythor-elli: nirvanic-s: IT’S BACK I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD jesus christ this never gets old
pootisspence: jotaillustrator:lyssalovescookies: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take did anyone also see
This tree was like two feet last time I saw it jesus christ
weasleycharlie: i’mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US JESUS CHRIST
buenastardis: JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD
nocte-miles: needlekind: sweet fuckin christ I think it was worth it
madmusician1412: Visiting Hogwarts! Pics 1-4: Christ Church College, Oxford University. Stairs to the Great Hall (movies 1 and 2) and the Great Hall itself. Pics 5-8: New College, Oxford University. A Hogwarts backyard (movie 4) It was so magical!
thugseme: JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME
the-apple-of-sodom: femininefreak: professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on
tacoposey: laurynsworld: tacoposey: on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras jesus christ did u think i was lying
knucklehead-mcspazatron: Courage the Cowardly Dog → Favorite villains courage was seriously a fucking terrifying show, man. that fucker on the top left(forgot name)?? yeah CHRIST JUST LOOK AT IT SDLJFHLDSKJHF
campusbeefcake: venicecub: spartacubs: Remember that studcub who had all those awesome submissions? He came and stayed with us for the weekend! And Christ, he was just the perfect picture of tall, thick, Southern boy beef. Here’s a more appropriate
br0kensmil3e: falling-starrs: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: myalphabetbeginswithjdb: iimpala67: Jensen Ackles when he was 20-ish OMGHFDDKMGKDSALKM HE IS A BARBIE DOLL JESUS CHRIST HOLY ACTUAL SHIT OHMYGOD
moriarty-mastermind: bananadaiquiri: Jesus fucking Christ, I think I have a kid. That was Dean’s kid and no one will ever fucking convince me otherwise.
kidsboop: fake-mermaid: youdontknowhowidream: You know what’s funny…shrek and monsters inc both came out in 2001… miley is 20… oh and TV was invented in the 1920’s… jesus christ^ omfg
klartie: costanzastan: jacobfuckedme: klartie fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad
fawkeshound: scruffythegodofthunder: the-merry-rochesterian: korraavaatu: Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10} ———► Dame Maggie Smith Dame Maggie Smith is flawless. christ I saw this post and I thought I was going to scroll down and
lili-ex: yiffytwink: typette: babylonian: a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human just watch itholy jesus christ THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING
professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the
thewychmenarecoming: countingmycrosses: ibilateral: ferocityshedanced: Jesus christ Ginny wow is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or……… Puberty is amazing
canecadet: thetrippytrip: Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting. Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking
princekarkat: kissmyrask: now that is an ass, mr. jensen omfg i didnt see the comment at first but i did have a screenful of ass and i was like, “is that jensen ackles?” I KNOW WHAT JENSEN ACKLES’ ASS LOOKS LIKE JESUS CHRIST
My first homoerotic love was Jesus Christ.
bosslogicinc: Because i was too hype for the #starwars The Force Awakens teaser, I thought id make a teaser poster, everyone hating on the saber I love the anti Christ saber // Follow on bosslogicInc on Facebook // Twitter// Instagram
mosebysboobs: robinwinghood: mosebysboobs: mosebysboobs: mosebysboobs: mosebysboobs: guys i didnt realize the moseby fandom was actually this big jesus christ i just posted this yesterday what the actual fuck is going on if i wake up to over
tomatianpirate: ask-werewolf-italy: hunjeok: How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ At first it was like and now it’s just like who is on the big ship? the OTP of all OTPs
laughingstation: grimdorkjade: omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC AND IT CAME OUT LIKE I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH More FUNNY POST here!
blacklightsandqueens: fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: cleverramble: drkarayua: dykecicle: c0rr0sive: I love this so much This might be the best thing ever That was a wild ride. jesus christ trusdt me just fuckign watch it This is literally perfect.
touhouagogo: mahlibombing: Futurama Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth Cosplay Created by Tested (via: Kotaku) I THOUGHT THAT WAS A 3D MODEL JESUS CHRIST
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog is perf MY OVARIES
my-lovefor-you-was-bulletproof: Merry Christmas Merry Christma Merry Christm Merry Christ Merry Chris Merry Chri Merry Chr Merry Ch Merry C Merry Merr Mer Me M Ma Mat Matt Matt i Matt is Matt is l Matt is le Matt is lea Matt is leav Matt is leavi Matt
countingmycrosses: ibilateral: ferocityshedanced: jeremy–li: Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty Jesus christ Ginny wow is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or………
touhka: rinmatsuokasfree: dalbi0: ＊Iwatobi Swim Club&Samezuka Swim Club&Iwatobi chan CHRIST SEIJUUROU YOUR SPEEDO IS SMALLER THAN REI’S WAS. Also Nitori what’s with the purple crotch. Iwatobi-chan’s lookin fantastic in the nude
//Nice. Lost two followers after posting pics of my dogs with the doodles. Relax, peeps! The markers are safe and the coloring was gone within a few days. Jesus fucking Mary Christ…I wouldn’t do anything harmful to my babies. I’m not
pixiesstolemyapples: MOTHER FUCKING ANIMATED MEN LIKE JESUS CHRIST PUBERTY WAS GOOD TO YOU, EH, FELLA?
punnyneurotic: All around me are familiar faces.
fuzzychub: thebigbearcave: queeristic: cutecubs: thebigbearcave: gorgeous beef ruling in Icelandia, and he’s not even a ginger. If he was, surely my package would turn to dust. christ god he’s so beautiful. huge thick forearms, hands and fingers….
