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bigpussybitch: plotprincessss: nasty713: youngxlady: suitntiedom: curtflirt509: Idk the source but i had to repost this!!! This is something I need to see in real life Ooooooohhhhhh 👀 plotprincessss I thought that was me lol I like this

elektranatchyos: get to know me meme [9/10] male characters ♡ lito rodriguez (sense8) I play heroes all the time, but in real life… I’m a coward.

mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship: Still here, still alive, still with the same gimp you know and love, and still kinky as fuck ;) Don’t count this as a come back, but i’ll try to share a bit more on here for you filthy fucks. P.s appreciate

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newwavefeminism: randomlancila: stoprobbers: Unless you are poor, brown, female, Jewish, or gay. I’m not gonna tag this Disney cuz that’s rude, but I’m not into the Walt Disney worship I see here on Tumblr, or in real life. The man was a racist

scoutsmother: im so distressed because tumblr says that school doesnt teach you anything that you will need in real life!!1 but then they go on and make posts about how to properly hide a body and everyone is literally like “ah yes perfect i will need

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

shonakitty: populationshrinking: Having morals for how to play or not play Animal Crossing but not having enough real life morals to not harass someone for how they play their own fucking video game they bought themselves is like I love Lisa so much

orangewave: those characters where if you knew them in real life you would genuinely fucking hate them but in a fictional world it’s like ah yes this fucking asshole that i love

lumos5001: howellartthou: I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is real life plot hole found

orangewave: those characters where if you knew them in real life you would genuinely fucking hate them but in a fictional world it’s like ah yes this fucking asshole that i love

barrydangerallen: support aromantics support romance-repulsed aromantics, support aromantics who love fictional romance but not in real life support asexual aromantics support allosexual aromantics support aromantics who are in romantic relationships

batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw

gbluth:i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation

niiniel: its pretty fucked up to miss ur friends from a video game more than you miss your real life friends but what can i do

petitepasserine: ‘’It’s just fictional! It doesn’t hurt anyone!’’The Jaws movies sparked a shark-hunting trend that resulted in a decline of shark species up to as high as 90%But sure! Yeah! Fiction has no bearing on real life and human actions

musicalhell: queenofattolia: yaushie: so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life #i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests

canadad: i was gonna make a post saying “if you die in yugioh you die in real life” but like. that’s literally yugioh

daveyjames: I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this when in real life the concept has turned out far more like

questions-within-questions: acoolguy: sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life? “Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me

musicalhell: queenofattolia: yaushie: so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life #i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests

thetallblacknerd: iverbz: weaintaboutshit: swallowthatshit: yobootyassgirl: trvpbby: hersheywrites: bishopmyles: sancophaleague: Don’t date black women in real life but always up in the movie with a black woman… #sancophaleague All they

bbc-and-me: A BBC required surgeyOkay so I know I don’t normally post accolades about my real life on here but I thought you guys might get a kick out of this one. So a while back my work sent me down to Miami for a couple months. I stayed in a nice

suzieme: The simple Sarina Valentina, an attainable real-life girl instead of a goddess placed on a pedestal to be worshipped by men. But through simplicity her natural beauty shines, and we ordinary people can actually gain some insight into what the

attack-on-chuck: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you with a burning passion. GREY: I wish we’d talk more. TURQUOISE: I would

returntothestars: It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

approvinqly:I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

unlockaflockofwords: memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their

unlockaflockofwords: memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their

batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw

If your friends don’t actively encourage you and want you to be at your best then who the fuck are they really? Get real friends who will tell you “you look like a million bucks” and will make you a better you.

coat: atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. One time I walked

f-abulush: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you with a burning passion. GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE: I

seed-n-breed: One of my Tumblr followers agreed to meet in real life. She let me inside her unprotected but told me that being impregnated was only a fantasy and that she was not ready to be a mother, so I would have to pull out and she would take me

greatwidedisney: I’m not saying that Lupita Nyong’o is a real-life Disney princess, but hey, if the shoe fits…

sokkaflockaflameo:That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN

returntothestars: It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

myragewillendworlds: These anti-kink blogs always repeat the message “please stay safe!” but they literally don’t understand the concept of consenting adults, they don’t understand the difference between a role-play and real-life abuse or sexual

happyhalloweenbitch: the internet is going to go crazy for eminem’s anti-trump freestyle but on some real life shit im not giving that white man a pat on the back for shouting out kaepernick and balling his fist up. that man makes a living off black

Just putting this out there…contacting me on any other form of social media is NOT fucking okay. I may have other accounts but as a safety precaution unless you’re my friend in real life or a mutual sex worker I won’t even give you

wowzzer123: I want to be a gynecologist now. But i know 90% of the patients would be broken and although I understand real life isn’t perfect.So let me keep the dream.

slideitinme: smatter: I can’t stop watching this Sorry this isn’t porn. But like. I’m so slayed. This is bring it on in real life.

otfivedirection: this is a post dedicated to the most underrated but most superior ot3 aka ZOUIALL you may bow before and after entering Read More

I want to get a second job for weekends but I also love not having to move for 48hours 🤷‍♀️

approvinqly: I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

readingperks: Real life: most common eye color is brown Literature: eye color is anything but brown

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

animal-factbook: This is a rare shot of the Finding Nemo scene in real life. Despite popular belief, the original animals were not even clownfish, but rather common household goldfish who somehow got placed in separate tanks after a cleaning. Disney

allyson-wonderlnd: wefoundl0v3inthechevyimpala: BREAKING NEWS! This just came on the tv and I almost peed my pants and my dad doesn’t understand why I’m laughing… RUN SAM, RUN! It’s funny online but damn scary in real life O.O just sayin’

Another thing I need to work on for 2014 and beyond is communication. Here on tumblr and in real life. So many of my followers have written to me and I love each and every one of them but it does make me anxious trying to talk. I hope nobody has taken

I had a dream last night that I was walking around top less in downtown Colorado Springs and I went inside a shop that doesn’t exist in real life but I’ve been there before in my dreams and I recognized the old woman who put a robe on me.

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

jockbf: indecipherableobscenities: Real life Quick Time Event snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power

thomas-tea: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation

ratchetmess: I wish this wasn’t real life but after checking out her instagram I realize it really is…. sigh

shutupaubrey: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

robinandbatman: drunkdilf: I love the internet bc here I can say scandalous sexual things and then go back to real life and pretend I’m an innocent boy and people will believe me but on the inside nobody knows I talk about eating ass on the world

amy-danielle: It’s funny cause most people in real life think i’m really innocent but inside i’m a huge slut

blazingtunes: If you struggle with real life depression and still manage to be around people and do your job and go to school and do all of the shit that you have to do, I have nothing but respect for you and I sincerely wish you the best

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