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returntothestars: It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
texasgmg: brother-asleep: kitty-peach: This is exactly something you would see in a Judge Dredd strip, but it’s real life, immortalized now. God I love this timeline lmao good job Beginning to understand the motivation of ISIS Kill it with fire
mickeyandmumbles: Are you a smoker in real life? It looks like it. I am a smoker. I’ve pretty much taken the whole burden of smoking. All the Gallaghers were supposed to smoke in the first season. But Emmy doesn’t smoke, and Cameron [Monaghan, who
ionlylooklikeahipster: hockeylesbians: They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing (i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this) this is the real life version of that
achypno: Yes, real life is great and all, but have you considered worshiping and obeying all women? Well, not ALL women…
teenghettoqueen420: choyoyoing:Ooo..this is awkward. Lol yall need to understand it is more bwc in real life than bbc. Ive met some white men who think they little and it sometime might be too small to me but they still bigger than some the clit dick
live-f0r-the-moment: Holy shit this guy deserves a fucking medal HE IS A REAL LIFE HERO holyyyy sshiitttt I don’t reblog stuff like these but damn I couldn’t stop looking at him how he ran omg respect for that man! I have no idea who this guy
susiejuggs: I don’t normally reblog morphed pictures since those tits don’t exist in real life for my ready to grope hands, but this morphed played right into my fantasy so yeah….Actual massive tits on my blog. Visit me!
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
youthetrevival: yungbattosai: youthetrevival: You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life? You’d be dead? Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it.
richhill: Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?
marzipanandminutiae:scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni
itsashleykatchadourian: coral-floral: blazeberg: Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a
ye-olde-baker-boy: someone’s offering 跴 for my scout u N USU AL B UT I LI KE M Y HAT BUT I L IKE M ON EY with 跴 you could buy a real life replica hat and still have money for hookers and blow and whatnot
memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??
atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. I’ve never seen
cyberjock: i love shitty tumblr meme humor but when i hear people say it in real life i cringe really badly. please keep our memes on the internet
avengemymischief: dubtess: i wish you could unfollow people in real life so you never have to see them again #you can but it’s called first degree murder
Pearl is a really animated speaker and gesticulates a lot. Most people talk with their hands to some extent and the other characters make gestures too but Pearl does it the most by far. I do this all the time in real life so its something I appreciate
recursorsprite: Look, to all the people complaining about Steven Universe because Rebecca Sugar left Adventure Time to make it. Stop. Stop it now please. You don’t own her life. She’s free to do whatever she wants. If she wants to make her own show,
artemispanthar:Pearl is a really animated speaker and gesticulates a lot. Most people talk with their hands to some extent and the other characters make gestures too but Pearl does it the most by far. I do this all the time in real life so its something
I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking eggs. That was the entire dream, cooking eggs in real time. I was trying to fry the eggs but I messed up and I didn’t want to bother starting over so I was just like “screw it,
Ok I’m going to bed but, like, earlier Vincent, one of my dogs, was sleeping on my bed and accidentally rolled off the edge ( because his favorite place to sleep is on the very edge with his paws dangling off). He didn’t get hurt or anything
TV shows are so fascinating to me because, more than almost any other medium, they’re so heavily influenced by outside factors. Now, all media is influenced by real life and have major changes made to them because of that. But TV shows are unique
ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
empartridge: snapchats with real-life steven made me want to draw cartoon steven but I gave up and drew a really boring amethyst instead.good story emily.I wish a ton of people hadn’t reblogged this before I realized I had typed “borning” instead
ateliersockpuppet: Medium: Watercolor Cheers to my dear friend iraya for this gift. Actual art, right in my hand. This is the best birthday gift ever. Yeah I know I’m not flailing around like we normally do, but I already did in real life :) Her
like “Steven and Connie should never be put in these dangerous situations, its child endangerment!”and, like, I hear you. I would never be OK with people putting children in harmful situations in real life. But its a cartoon. It is a fantasy/sci-fi
hilaryflorido: Pushing people off roofs is a major no no! …. but it’s also comedy gold. (in animation, not real life!)
Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head
halesshepardn7:Catching lightning in this game is almost as hard as doing it in real life. But damn these screenshots are gorgeous!
yoccu: ignotae: alfiejlim: laughingsquid: Super Mario Brothers Parkour, Mario & Luigi Perform Free Running Stunts in Real Life I didn’t this would actually work but this looks exactly like some of the shit Mario pulls in 64 and Galaxy freaking
fibermuffin: I want there to be a real life nintendo land and it will be like Disney land but with a nintendo theme instead. Like instead of Disney characters walking around, nintendo characters will walk around can I be Zelda??!!!
officiallordbaelish: f-abulush: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you with a burning passion. GREY: I wish we talk more and being
poke-problems:I always hear, “pokemon would be so awesome in real life!” But I just think, I don’t want to be walking down the street and get sleep powder’d then wake up without my wallet and liver.
Lately my dreams have been almost like side scrolling mario bros levels but In real life and as large abandoned houses that are on fire that I have to get through
mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship: Still here, still alive, still with the same gimp you know and love, and still kinky as fuck ;) Don’t count this as a come back, but i’ll try to share a bit more on here for you filthy fucks. P.s appreciate
sluttyandfuckablegirl: the-modern-female: Girls are Real Life Porn! Girls are not really people. Well, not in the sense that Men are. We do have our wishes, our dreams and we are living beings. But girls are more like pets. Except we are not animals,
cheshireinthemiddle: egaylitarian: anderz-zombieslayer: robotlyra: sugar1111stick: There is ah God…wowwww! One of my favorite things about peacocks: people know what they are, and they know how they do, but whenever someone sees one in real life,
teamfreedicks: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: halloweenpunk: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation can i just
jessica-a-a-runs: just-yasmeen: readytolift: Wot no but seriously Is this real life
readingperks: Real life: most common eye color is brown Literature: eye color is anything but brown
jockbf: indecipherableobscenities: Real life Quick Time Event snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power
Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.
gbluth: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
usually I’m grossed out/annoyed with my roommate even though he is pretty cute, is a total top and has an 8" dick (which I know from a4a and his giant bulge in briefs). in real life he has no apparent sexual interest in me either but last
2001: a dick odyssey thanks for being on this sexy journey with me, dear followers. you have no idea how fun it is to see you reblogging stuff and wonder about who you are in real life. it’s not easy being the mayor of a small but bustling tumblr
Just watched a documentary about Iris Apfel. She seems so awesome and I wish I knew her in real life. I’m not one for fashion but damn that lady has style! Thanks @formicida #irisapfel #fashionandstyle #thisladyisawesome
r-mk: ~Renamon Overpaint~— This was suppose to be a practice, ended up finalizing it -w-Anyway I was trying test a method of overpaint, basically you get a real life picture and paint over itSo that’s what I did, I grab a picture but edited the
boobymaster64: ilovegirlswhocosplay: Milena Amane as Hinata😍👏 First time i’m reblogging cosplay and not huge boob related but daaamn… Such a cute real life Hinata!!
immanenteschaton:i may be pathetic and stupid online but at least its not an act and im really like that in real life too
fandoms-trump-real-life: You might have been fucking ready but I wasn’t!! At least you got a gorgeous death scene (that made me cry like a baby)
espressobuns: “Malcolm has a core of goodness, and grew up as an outsider, but always tries to do the right thing to achieve. He feels a lack of belonging, yet sees all perspectives, and this resonates with my real life…a sense of always being
luxnoctis9630: So I’m back for now at least no promises on staying forever as real life is much more important but I enjoy this so I’m back for now.
backyard-robot: I SHIP THEM SO HARD. I just realized, most of my canon otp’s are pseudo-S&M tinged that shouldn’t work in real life but is just dysfunctional and perfect.
