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I just wanted to say thank you to everyone that messaged me and sent me asks seeing if I was ok. Unprofessional to put person thins on my Omo blog but couldn’t let my real life friends see me hurting myself cause they have no idea about it. And
anime-pee: the weird thing about this kink is that I don’t even know if I’m into it because it’s, you know, a kink, or if it’s because I’m an empath & all I ever wanna do is help/fix/comfort people, and there’s a lot of that here.
honeynotess: if you inboxed me and I never responded…
shady-brain-farm: I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
f-abulush: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you with a burning passion. GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE: I
lumos5001: howellartthou: I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is real life plot hole found
zpxlng:Dennis the Election Koala gives Ken the Voting Dingo an important lesson in civics! More versions for web- and real-life-sharing here.I finished this yesterday but thought, “I’ll wait until Monday to post this on Tumblr and that — nothing
miniar: robbylutece: nightingale—song: Fallout In real life I knew… I knew that much was based on actual places… but I didn’t know.. I did not know to what degree things were literally recreated for my viewing pleasure in a computer game!I
thatautismfeel: That autism feel where you’re incredibly talkative online, but speak next to nothing in real life.
petitepasserine: ‘’It’s just fictional! It doesn’t hurt anyone!’’The Jaws movies sparked a shark-hunting trend that resulted in a decline of shark species up to as high as 90%But sure! Yeah! Fiction has no bearing on real life and human actions
iapislazuli: ladphobia: my friend keeps saying “chicken little is a lesbian but go off i guess” in Real Life and without being provoked you know what you did to provoke me
musicalhell: queenofattolia: yaushie: so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life #i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests
fartpop: i started saying YAAAAAASSSSSS in real life ironically but now i can’t stop
221cbakerstreet: greatwidedisney: Iâm not saying that Lupita Nyongâo is a real-life Disney princess, but hey, if the shoe fits⦠I am I am 100% saying that
holybooks: @staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die
captaindjwsgts: raychjackson: the-real-jan-brady:igotkimksbooty: radicalrascality:best-seen-in-snow: best-seen-in-snow:best-seen-in-snow:“When the new ask aint what you thought.”Dam you Sally. Only post with my face on it that made it lol Is
drakyx: Korrasami Comic (Fanart) part1 l Part2“Well, after a very long delay, here is the comic Drakyx and I have been working on for some time. The delay was due to me and Drakyx being busy in real life, and some of it was me procrastinating.But
mortalityplays:wordwizards:new tumblr people if you have a blank blog and you only like stuff but never reblog anything people are going to assume you’re not a real person and block youalso if you’re hot and your name is jessica and the number
mylittleredgirl:okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing
relax-enjoythepain: From my new video… I totally did not know my puppy Sophie was in there at all until I edited it, but you know what?This is life! Pets walk in. People interrupt. There are strange noises. New positions don’t always work out.
submissive-goodgirl: Never done pet play before in real life but am really intrigued by it. Love the plugs that have the tails!
clones-and-thrones: #character growth but in real life
jockbf:indecipherableobscenities: Real life Quick Time Event snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power
nameiscorey: illyria0718: captain-malcolm-reynolds: catchymemes: Real life sound If I don’t reblog this assume im dead I’m screaming I hate this but my soul wouldn’t let me not reblog it
lost-lil-kitty: This was danananakroydstolemyname when we struggled to get our enormous fridge freezer into our kitchen. I’d never heard anyone use that word (out of a dance studio) in real life before but he really did! I was nearly in tears laughing
the-shy-fa: kierongillen: carriagelamp:dearnonacepeople:So let me get this straight, in Monopoly if you give one player more money to start out it’s “unfair” but if you do it in real life it’s “capitalism”? You know what, I’m going to
the-anarcho-raver: kierongillen: carriagelamp: dearnonacepeople: So let me get this straight, in Monopoly if you give one player more money to start out it’s “unfair” but if you do it in real life it’s “capitalism”? You know what, I’m
allthelonelyplaces: I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such
prettylittleliarsxxxx: I can’t believe I have to say this in 2017 but It’s not okay to make fun of people for gaining weight, whether it’s a fictional character doing it, or a real life person. It doesn’t matter how shitty the person is/was.
slumbermancer: plasmalogical: swdyww: paigeagain: No offence but oh my god I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you real life wizard image
questions-within-questions: acoolguy: sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life? “Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me
bootyscientist2: Why would you expect a stranger on the internet who followed you because they think you’re attractive to be interested in your mental health? What’s the real life equivalent? A person at a bar buying you drinks but not wanting to
wahbegan: frogmp3: mens-rights-activia: the-nerdy-aspie: mens-rights-activia: meatswitch: daydreaming-of-puppies: Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men. A lot of the men I’ve talked
ritdiculous: ritdiculous: every real life costco is a fantasy costco if ur dissociating hard enough this has ten thousand notes and the majority of the tags are “i dont know what this means but same”
tied-up-teacup:marzipanandminutiae:scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~scars in real life: so I was trying to
cravehiminallways212: Indeed…I hate the term “online friends” because you all probably know me better than those in real life. Not everyone with whom I’ve befriended is on here anymore, but sending out some love to my girls: @daddyknowsmebest,
REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you with a burning passion. GREY: I wish we’d talk more. TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we met
coat: atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. One time I walked
readingperks: Real life: most common eye color is brown Literature: eye color is anything but brown
Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.
afterword:im developing a new app called tender. its tinder but you have to be nice or you get arrested in real life. please invest in my startup
federalbud: h1ryndrsn: phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro the weirdest thing i have ever watched Best thing ever. 🤔 idk why but I figured they where black 1. Marge Was Natural , And Lisa Was Too She Had A Twist Out.2. Bart Had A High Boosie Fade
REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: (make your own for red) GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we’re
the-twins-and-the-doctor: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: (make your own for red) GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE:
krump0: Augur of Ebrietaswelp, the slug was hard to draw since they completely freak me the hell out in real life ;_; but man I liked how it turned out
Over the weekend I had a good long talk with one of my friends about losing control and how much we both like the feeling of helplessness during sex. I always have to kind of hedge what I tell my friends about my sex life and lifestyle, but with her I
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somepotternerd: Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
myskin-is-mycanvas: artisticalove: approvinqly: I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it. please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??
groudon: gaywrites: For the first time ever, Tiffany & Co. is featuring a same-sex couple in an engagement ad campaign. Even better: they aren’t models, but a real-life gay couple from New York. Forget blue boxes; make mine rainbow. (via Elle)
that-fatt-girl: This top came and it does actually look very cute tucked in but it’s a no for not being tucked in and that’s how I would actually wear it in real life 🙁 I might just order the next size up
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
sorry: when a plan sounds good in your head: but then you try it out in real life:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: but seriously now“hahahaha XD some wacky mystery team rip-offs explore a gaudy mansion to a bad pop song!”vs“an interesting look at the serious real-life repercussions of things like depression and anxiety, represented
lilaccu: N o z o m iIf someday you meet Nozomi in real life. ^^ It has been awhile but I miss drawing her.
