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dance-like-pete-wentz: i wish i could say ‘u ok’ in real life because when you say it out loud it sounds like ‘you okay?’ but thats not what i want i wnat u ok
halloweenpunk: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
bobbryars: on TV everyone loves the sarcastic asshole but in real life that isn’t how it works i blame television for all my problems
shady-brain-farm: I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
girlwhowasonfire: ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
approvinqly: I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
buzzfeed: People Can’t Stop Talking About This Dude’s Awesomely Nerdy Hair
readingperks: Real life: most common eye color is brown Literature: eye color is anything but brown
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
canadad:i was gonna make a post saying “if you die in yugioh you die in real life” but like. that’s literally yugioh
rcktpwr: kitfisto: i wish i could be brave like brave from disneys brave but instead i am coward from real life im rattatooie from the kitchen
kipplekipple: punkfaery: i don’t know why this even needs saying, but poly relationships aren’t for everyone. “love triangles” that happen in real life can’t always be solved by a threesome. your partner cheating on you (or vice versa) is not
nkeddoorsredux: He was such a straight laced male in his real life.But when he went on trips and on vacation, he let his secret side out in ways most people would never suspect.
f-abulush: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you with a burning passion. GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE: I
returntothestars: It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.
jakeromanoart: embertheunusual: sixpenceee: Pictures of pink glasswing butterfly or the blushing phantom. They are truly incredible creatures. (Source) i don’t even like bugs but damn that’s pretty Is this real life
REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: (make your own for red) GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we’re
equinoks: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I love you. GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we’re
lwaliet: face-down-asgard-up: mrfizzlessaysyourelying: whose-legs-are-these: draco0malfoy: im laughing my ass off I don’t know but I love it’ ????????????????????????? what the fuck did i just watch SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE
thebombardier: If you ever see me in real life, I want you to yell my url at me. You may give me a minor heart attack, but think of the confusion of those around us.
luckied: First off, I NEVER talk about this in real life….but here we go…Read More reblogging because…idk
luckied: luckied: First off, I NEVER talk about this in real life….but here we go…Read More reblogging because…idk
daisyazuras: bhhammy: …this is the best thing.Bald eagle fistbump. Holy shit.(Pretty sure that’s some sort of puppet or animatronic though.) Maybe but then again I’ve seen birds do things like that in real life. Birds are smart.
marzipanandminutiae:scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni
venustrap1910: “Tits? Great. Ass? Great. Blowjob? Sure, it’s fuckin’ fantastic in person-if she’ll do it. But in real life, if you wanna get head, you gotta give head….And if she finally does decide to do you the big favor…she’s in a
jeannieandlindsey: Hello my lovely slaves, have you missed me?Well I’m back in Singapore but will still be on a break. So no real life sessions for now. Taking in applications for paypigs in the meantime!
lebritanyarmor: lebritanyarmor: the real life 🍑 but it dead ass looks like it lol
returntothestars: It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life. 😩😩😩💀
dutchster:dangercrossing: imagine if someone in real life moved into your neighborhood and they just plopped their house in the middle of the road and everyone always had to drive around it and the mayor was all mad but no one could do anything about
did-you-kno: The X-Files episode ‘Home’ was so disturbing to viewers that FOX vowed never to air it again, but the story was actually based on a real-life experience from Charlie Chaplin’s autobiography. Source
wired: Photos of space are everywhere online. Their beauty is dazzling, showing a universe awash in color and light. But if you’re a skeptic, you’ve likely wondered whether it all truly looks like that in real life.Michael Benson took data from
bpod-mrc: Space Fungus Countless movies have been made about aliens attacking vulnerable astronauts as they explore the cosmos. But in real life, the greatest threat to space travellers’ health will probably come from earth-based hitch-hikers.
On the Beach 3Her heavy pendulous breasts are amazing, don’t you think? This real-life Russian woman was captured in an old video and I have a very short gif of her on my Patreon page. Sorry the quality is not so good, but we are lucky to catch
jwallsjoystick: -ryan: Justin, I told you you’d make a great brunette! omggggggggg. BUT THE LIGHTING IN THIS PIC MAKES ME LOOK TAN. I’m like fucking Casper in real life! Dark might wash me outtt. I shall ponder on this.
lostnaked: It’s better when you see my v-lines in real life because I can lower my pants, but that’s all you get anon! ;)
naruto-stage: been pretty busy with work and real life, but going to try to watch it within the next hour or so! will also try to livetweet, so feel free to come and talk to me!
camedorea: I’m sorry for the loooong hiatus, real life and work are hard !!!But hey I couldn’t miss the chance to take part in the SS smut month nyaaaaa *3*So here is the theme for November, 2nd : WITHOUT WORDS.And indeed they don’t need words
rosereddaffodil: Okay but Adrien’s mother being the last Ladybug. Adrien’s mother and Gabriel fighting each other as Ladybug and Hawk Moth and being a loving couple in real life, not knowing each other’s identities. The last Chat Noir being in
wontonton: I’m a little MIA due to real life kicking my butt- but just a week or two ago I hit 2,000 followers, and so wanted to put together a little something as thanks to all of you for making my experience in the ML Fandom absolutely amazing! As
boredandmoist: youthetrevival: yungbattosai: youthetrevival: You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life? You’d be dead? Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it. Be in the afterlife like
College Educated but Ghetto in Real Life
guyfierisgirlfriend: I’ve been really sad and frustrated with myself and my body lately. My struggles are real. Life weighs on me just like sometimes my weight does too. But it’s important for me to remember that having bad days is okay. Not having
Like if you want to show your breeding and fertile pussy but are afraid of others finding out who you are in real life
superbounduniverse: peppersterling: :D More fan art by @gummifier Superbound rating: 9.5This would be better in real life, but still good!
lumos5001: howellartthou: I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is real life plot hole found
dragondicks: the guy announcing doom with a trailer full of lovingly rendered blood and gore said “effing” but the guy talking about real life pip boys said “fucking”
coat: atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. One time I walked
mothernaturenetwork: 14 bizarre animals that could totally pass as PokémonThe popular video game and anime is known for taking inspiration from animals in real life, but with these quirky creatures, you have to wonder if it was the other way around.
I had a dream last night where I met one of my mutuals, and it was so terribly awkward. She was just not interested at all, and I was being such a little try hard… I know she is probably a really nice person in real life, but it just kinda made
pristinely-ungifted: I don’t know what this Snapchat filter is doing, but it does it well. Who’s gonna be the one to teach me how to do this to my face in real life?
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
mamallama613: marketplace: Made from medical-grade silicone, the Emojibate is completely body safe. Though tinier than any real life “eggplant”, it’s sleek but pleasurable. Whether you’re a beginner looking for something simple and fun for
bakwaaas:y’all be like ‘I should be able to ghost for months with no communication or effort and then return and expect the friendship to be exactly as it was’ and I’m sorry but that’s not how real life works. people have every right to feel
if so who will be our sei to complete the holy trinity.
