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kingcheddarxvii: Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
tramampoline: queergh0st: how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips
yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working
koblala: jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice
moonager: One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
fatwink: i just asked my mom if we have a home security system and she just said “nope, but we got these” and started flexing her arms
skelehell: i tried to play it. i tried to fucking play it but no you wont let me have this. is this some reverse psychology shit. have i been reverse rickrolled. what is the purpos
patchesblog:Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.
perogays:a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist
troylerphanisbae:punchers:ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else
pinkuso:cathedralofbones: sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”
nerdofchaos:recreationalcannibalism:the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won
simonjpg:fakebabyfromamericansniper:a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices
heart: I tried rickrolling my friend but she had the YouTube video URL memorized
ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background
annemarina:annemarina: the fire alarm is going off but im gonna assume that my brother just burned some food
annabellioncourt: Okay so I thought that last post I laughed at was actually gold, but now I’m laughing at this and I’m starting to think I’m just sleep deprived.
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
hwun: vulpx: we tried to fight back but they were too strong i never laughed so hard in my life.
nifigiri: ryo-maybe: Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running
millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED
intellectual420: when you’re supposed to be performing mass but ur getting roasted in the group chat
coreymagz: meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight” “You need to leave him, Karen”.
istudypirates: malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die. My favourite is explaining the difference
setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised
phan-you-not: queenconsuelabananahammock: 2thicc2function: tahreza: a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august
frenchroast007: shinyopals: like, genuine question, is 2016 the result of TOO MANY TIME TRAVELLERS coming back and trying to fix things but only breaking them even more??? This would explain a lot, actually.
jewishdragon: rameldrive: writing-prompt-s: Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do. no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do try and get the cure to cancer?
ysera: daredevans: ysera: beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome shrek never mind post cancelled
thebookofblueletters: cyborgteen: thebookofblueletters: “Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron don’t get into grad school? make it art ive said it a million times but poetry sucks “i sucks” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron
narcissistictaako: tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado
fleamontpotter: diredesiretoaspiretodiehard: fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won. I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse were you physically a horse
unclefather: 100lightbulbs: unclefather: Imagine this a fidget spinner but it’s got knives taped to it So a shuriken No. Not everything is about naruto.
hungwy: enecoo: hungwy: Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet socks make your own post
citadel-souvenirs: feazelblahg: spookyscarysoviets: lobstersonskateboards: snaacks: i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩 It was definitely necessary Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008) So is Sia like the coolest
digitalhoarder: I friended this guy for cheap fruit but every time I visit his campsite it’s progressively awful 😨
laughingfish: tenrhettwoods: eggrollie: eggrollie: art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now UPDATE…………………… smaller talented banana man you fools…..while you
furples: Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
domericbolton: last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good
blowjobhorseman: blowjobhorseman: blowjobhorseman: I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say,
ndiecity: bisexuhellvevo: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: *knife thrower throws their blades at me but i, a sword swallower, swallow them all perfectly* *eventually they run out of knives and i begin my first round of attack by
katherinebarlow: nifeandaccurate: katherinebarlow: nifeandaccurate: katherinebarlow: I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was. happy
earlploddington: enigmaticagentalice: shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also: comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform gives completely unofficial weather
asongofwinter: songofages: mrnightbird: glorfindels: OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY NOT OKAY AT ALL #ITS MORE THAN HER GETTING MARRIED #BECAUSE SHE IS GIVING UP HER IMMORTALITY #HE IS GOING TO OUTLIVE HIS DAUGHTER #LEAVE ME ALONE He already
theheirsofdurin: cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
arconos:milkattack:when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas
madoka-daily:sassy-little-wigglytuff: BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY I
ohmyjoshhhh: trufflebootybuttercream: hvlth-gxth: trufflebootybuttercream: hvlth-gxth: trufflebootybuttercream: Masturbating right before he come over and watching him struggle to make u cum ..and he being real attentive to the clit but your clit
rickthach: Omg.
nanoism: coffee—queen: a cute thing i tried on last week but sadly did not get
iloveyoumorethanyoulleverknow: i deleted this once but whatever i’m posting it again bc i think bruno looks cute here
randomsplashes: griffinsandunicorns: nerdylikewoah: whattheloserssettlefor: iheartbrittana: BEST GPOY I never disliked Bartie, but this is one of the best things in my life. ^ OH MY GOD HAHAHAH OMGGGG
sheepiness: roastings: need emoticons??? HERE HAVE SOME need tile backgrounds??? HERE U GO need pixels??? I HAVE A TON need themes??? DID YOU SAY SOMEFIN need a dropdown link thing??? YEP feeling down??? MIGHT NOT HELP, BUT A START i seriously have
omg how is the citadel DLC
omg ? i am glad this cover exists
patchyfreak: I draw Vriska and Rez together a lot but I can draw Terezi for shit so it’s usually just Vriska.
homosushi: Monica was rebloggin’ one of my favorite pairings and reminded me that KaiMei is still super duper great. ;//w//;)b (I tried submitting this, but tumblr is being a butt to me right now. ;//c//;) B A B I E S ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
p5stuck: sexydavestrider: lara-auxiliatrix: arsenic—-katnep: britishstarr: Fandoms that get forgotten on multifandom posts, there are many more, but I can only put ten, feel free to add yours~ *reblogs with all the force of a great typhoon*
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