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craiciswhack: sure that pictures funny buT NIALL
fat-birds: nonbinarypeach: dear-tumb1r: becausebirds: When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds Human: *attempts typing* Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V
Mario Rodriguez wants you to see this item at Amazon.com
basementdemo: taylor swift: donates 趚k to help free kesha from her contract and cover legal fees yall: ok but why didnt she publicly assassinate dr luke? when will she Step The Fuck Up?
scrapes: no offense, but girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out of it. :)OMFG IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND THIS.
marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
andrvw: no HOmo dude but let me feel your dick dude No homo just the tip bro
adolftherednosereindeer: its-because-im-irish-isnt-it: adolftherednosereindeer: you may be ready to rock, but are you ready to paper or scissors? Brb shoving 83846773 cookies up my ass. what
dicksp8jr: damianmcgintleman: dicksp8jr: How do you even deep throat I feel like this is essential knowledge it’s easy, it’s just like eating a banana but instead of a eating a banana you let a throbbing hard cock repeatedly jam you down the throat
nalgaemoji: I’m actually really eager for 2016. I know time isn’t real & we all die, but an imaginary fresh start feels nice
omg I was just about to go to bed my precious siblings yes yes yes, oh how I love them, good update ok good night now uvu
omg why do I keep watching Max&Ruby
It’s the Cheese fair episode and Lila wants this damn teddy bear so much and she’s making Arnold spend all his money for it (even though Helga rigged it but not the point) Even if wasn’t rigged and Arnold had super bad aim and missed
omg Germany just stop LMAO
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
tarajenkins: the-snowflake-owl: tarajenkins: the-snowflake-owl: tarajenkins: Y’all probably think I’m kidding about Sunshine converting me to her Pearl/Mayor Thirsty ship but the scene we played out where he unexpectedly graduated to Cling Material
pbcbstudios: I love The Iron Giant and it happened to be on this weekend. While I was watching it, it got me thinking - What would a sequel look like?! So, I drew up these fake fan art images! There’s no storytelling in the images but here’s
grunkindonuts: I dunno realistic stans - it’s ap et peeve that people draw the Stans more realistically they’re too pretty and they end up looking like Markiplier - which is ok if you do that but it’s not my thing so have some…psuedo-realistic
sassysquibbles: The third and final piece (because I seriously need to stop making these) of the beautiful non - canon adventures of Tad Strange and his handsome husband Waddles. Nobody knows how the children came to be but they’re there now.
bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: so I’m watching YouTube and the skippable ad starts playing and the ad is the entire 3D animated adaption of Horton Hears a Who??????????????like I don’t wanna watch this…… but I
moonsparklestuff: Worst idea I’ve ever had…*SPOILERS*Well, we don’t know hm, but I imagined this XD I don’t know how to draw Lord Dominator, sorry :c
younger-than-the-soul: Dipper’s gonna get rekt in mini golf but you can’t hurt someone who already knows they suck.
ajmoonstar: My first real comic! It doesn’t really make much sense timeline wise, but I thought it was a really cute idea that kinda kickstarted my Mentor!Author headcanons. Sorry its so long! Enjoy!
chocolatemilkzombie: chrossrank: Alex just posted this on his twitter and i am screaming. ok but you forgot the best partTHE RESPONSES
discount-supervillain: I’d feel bad, but I think we were all thinking it.
earthshakinlove: mayonnaisewater: thattallsummonerguy: kumagawa: When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere. This is anime this is honest to god the funniest thing ive ever seen
keepbeachcityweird: A few months ago, I had the honor of doing a presentation at Beach-a-palooza entitled: Rock People: Identification and Defense. Songs and mimes are all fun and all, but the people need to know THE TRUTH!!! This is a little animated
charlesoberonn: Okay but we’ve had Peridot in the rainLapis with autumn leavesWhat I’m saying is:Give us Jasper in the snow Jesus christ this is actually plausible
eleanorwantsmoreclothes:This was wayyy too long ago now (less than a year but like with nothing to fill the void between then and now it might as well be 10 years)
spokenitalics:jurassic park but it’s tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺
:people always talk about how cute it is when someone smiles against your lips when you kiss them, but how about the absolute tenderness when someone relaxes against you completely when you hug or hold them? im losing my mind just thinking about it
:I’m sorry but I think chastity cages are the cutest things. Like, oh, you can’t control yourself? Can’t behave and keep your hands off your little dick? Jail!! Jail for PP for 1000 years!!
taylorswift: illbethebryncess: But why wasn’t this amazing smile the album cover?!?! Cause it’s all about mysteryyyyyy.Thanks for saying you like my smile though!!!
I see humans but no humanity
teenbussy: My heart says no but my butt hole says yes
qou: sorry but this one of me ft. the queen of england is better
satanswifi: laracroftho: satanswifi: when u tryin to badass but u look 9 Ur so pretty :-)) thank u 😘
nicebf: this feels kinda idk but hello they/them or he/him
qou:i’m supposed to go out tonight but idk man
kylizzleconfess: saved the post, it tried to delete on me. but here it is. (don’t take credit for this. if posting on twitter tag it with #heatherdiditbetter so i know where to look)
cumnog: I was gonna workout but then I jerked off and slept for 2 hours instead
Omg rhinocio prepare your butt because this is my favorite cover I’ve done yet
haaku: nepetasbulge: You can want it all you want but you cant touch it How I imagine our fandom is right now Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.
stankind: dynoisthename: downtodada: I dressed up yesterday like this but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!! Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
thegoatjustatethemoney: cuntclaws: Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then
janathanmosely: Some nights I stay up splashing in my bathtub. Some nights I bathe in the dark. Some nights I wish that this water had more bubbles. Some nights I wish I could dry off. But I still jump in. I still take the plunge. Oh Lord I’m still
actualcannibalsatan: It’s December 21st and you spend the day on edge. But when you go to bed that night nothing has happened. You breath a sigh of relief. You wake up the next morning. No zombies, no mass extinctions, no extreme storms. With a smile
twyll: no wait shit you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but jesUS chisrt fuckign LOOK AT IT
vondell-swain: put an unpauseable autoplay track on your blog but have it be 2 minutes of silence and then a man yelling
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but how can you say jack frost doesn’t exist when things like this happen
somethingwittythiswaycomes: themaleanachronism: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: tastysoup: honchcrow: #but when are they hiring? This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
doctor-wats0n: ok i know i’m almost out of ink but my printer is getting a little overdramatic
themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: high res egg I made this you are an art thief Yes but I made YOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
skylordamber: it’s supposed to be read from the bottom up but it’s 20 times funnier if you start from the top
afuckinglesbian: I was going to go play a game and I went to change the graphics quality but.. The only option they have is sexy.
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
