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loliconprince: loliconprince: imagine ur icon making u food wearing nothing but an apron
deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
funkyfroglet: Here’s a Sollux (because i haven’t seen you draw him recently ;n;) to say just how much i love your art. Like seriously what the hell it’s nice and cute aahhh omg thanks a lot! <3
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
jinxley: i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me
shinychespin: ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote
mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
danadelions: i wANTED TO SNEEZE BUT THEN I SAW THIS GIF AND LAUGHED AND MISSED IT NOW I’M UPSET OFMG
dat-soldier: dandere: ok goodnight but before i go look at this young brad pitt armin was real armpitt
thats-slightly-raven: I microwaved an apple to see what would happen but nothing happend and now I just have a really warm apple I don’t know what I was expecting
andrewlx: i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this
supermassiveasshole: so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place
midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim #well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi
slendermoon: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
electric-furret: imagine a new cooking mama game but instead of mama your guide is gordon ramsey
devil-slaying-mutha-phucka: Daft Punk’s reaction to Miley Cyrus, I was planning to avoid this shit, but this is way too funny.
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
edgebug: tricksterer: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly
8oo: i went to japan but there were no subtitles
ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE
needlekind: greasybeast: this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them how do you DRESS like the music you listen
japaneseanimes: I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
secretlymartinfreeman: overwhelmedwithbasorexia: myraggedywinchesters: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters
luigiman: this picture is bullshit because it looks like this but then when you open it it’s
hairandglasses: “Drop the beat, Skrillex!” But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed. “Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee,
neo-kobe-stuffing: down-2mars: Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture? At first I thought it was the fact that the potted plant in the background kinda clipped to the foreground but I guess that’s not the case.
causticmarionette: my uncle just posted this on facebook and maybe its because im tired but i am laughing really hard
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
madmadsmadly: i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
the-angel-in-misha: i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you: OH MY DEAR LORD LOOK AT THIS GIF THE MOMENT WHEN IT’S LOOPING AND THE HAT MAGICALLY POPS UP ON HIS HEAD AGAIN I AM LAUGHING SO HARD And he keeps removing it but it just won’t go away
elasticitymudflap: yeah that ship is cute but does it have a windows movie maker ‘every time we touch’ amv made of uncredited fanart?
frothyfrothy-loins: zakdamien: dragulationcomplete: selbink: I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses He did?! No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
buttgenie: I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse
miaouler: nanokorg: tachimukais: one person visiting from the past WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF? son i have news for you
shingeki-no-booties: pimptier: florida sure sounds strange but florida is actually orange
bagmilk: bagmilk: we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed oh
nnipple: when you try your best but you don’t succeed
dinofarts: TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
n-homme: shorten: there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.
itsdeepforhappypeople: stumpxvx: dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+
jethrocane: sexioto: so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors yes maybelline idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess lol me 2 is this the color of chilli though ok what ????? ???????? C O N S T A N T T
jcatgrl: i have no idea what is going on here but im scared
cokeflow: cokeflow: I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there when did I post this
links-scarf: cocaine-and-insulin: methlaboratories: MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?! but imagine if there were dragons you punks are all so daft
thepottergeist: madcenturion: madcenturion: If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire,
fireflufferz: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing
killfith: neongenesist: kyrigiris: it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted. This is it. This is the beginning
sextarian: if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body. if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face. but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers
wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to
kidouyuuto: kidouyuuto: i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
nullbula: thesylverlining: what happened in roughly 1870 though why was there temporary internet with a few people searching for pokemon? It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
hot-potato-cold-bazooka: hot-potato-cold-bazooka: So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door
zanetehaiden: yes mother i have slept for thirteen hours straight but jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so i don’t wanna hear it
