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delaynez: but what if jamie the mailman only told steven his love letter was for his “mysterious friend with the cool shades” and steven assumed it was for garnet when its really for buck?
alwaysbummy: 4rcticmankeys: toxicvnt: The storm was scary But tap on the picture tho On mobile this is great
lemurturtle: wow. now this is amazing. i know russia has a somewhat innocent/baby face to him. but seeing it in a more realistic style is a bit…unsettling! imagine that face shooting you down!
camdamage: FUCKIN BIRTHDAY TIME WOOHOO i have to work but after that IT’S ON. now here are some birthday special links:my wishlist because why notuse the code ‘BIRTHDAY’ in my store to get 50% off your entire orderuse the code ‘birthday’
terezidave: meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or
saltcaramels: Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as
the-avian-grace: reveur-en-rouge: melancholic-fate: //Gil, darling, I love you but Please stick to your normal hairstyle—YOU ARE NOT JOHNNY BRAVO This is - CHANGE IT BACK, GIL. I-I’M SORRY, IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING, IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN
OMG at my b-day party in nightclub we were dancing near the swimming pool and then my friend lost balance and we both fell into the pool!!! After that i understood the meaning of a word "party hard" and made some wet step up2-style dance! OTL there was
later-homenuggets: i was trying to write “i am dead inside” and i accidently typed “i am dean inside” but then i realised they basically mean the same thing
gigaprince: 22. Personality swap of your choice FINALLY WORKING ON THIS AGAIN i gotta catch upi wanted to do so many but daikuro won by vote….
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon trying really hard to be cool, but failing and being laughed at.
yowa-pedal: tsukkiraffe: I can not believe this Ok but Manami with Fuku’s hair is 100% baby Naruto, and I’m pretty sure Fukutomi with Toudou’s hair is related to Snape……
beanstalkofsins: flyawaymax: mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what the fuck what the fuck “put it in
deleteyourlife: i’m so stupid today i was getting off the bus and i was like spacing out and then i was like “bye love you” to my bus driver like cuz that’s what you say on the phone when you hang up but I WAS TRYING TO SAY “THANK YOU” AND
thebishopbasher: freakinbluscout: kingofshoottheshit: vocaroo: kingofshoottheshit: how much is that in real money “real money” Real money. im sorry but in AMERICA we pay in MONEY not HAIR COMBS
glowcloud: people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there,
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
jayzpenney: *likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*
dirudo: waking up early thinking its time for school but you remember its summer
officialunitedstates: I went camping when I was 6 and a bear came into my tent and I had never heard anyone snore before but I had read the Sunday comics so I layed down and started saying Z Z Z really loudly because it’s always in caps in the comics.
nothing shuts my piehole but pie
undercover-witch: when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone
miniaturewhiski: y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album
titytwochainz: kushmiri: tumblr poetry be like, gmail marked you as unimportant in my inbox why can’t i u forgot to talk about the taste of cigarettes but u on the right track
rebelliousvisions: ivan-pulido: triplecute: thagal: this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs He took the time to match his shirt
fagunt: vogueanon: natural-thin: Ohhhh no society cmon she needs some runway training Hmm I’m %100 here for her but she can’t walk in heels. I’M CACKLING
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
kototyph: #god it’s so weird #it’s a pair of pretty boys in a pretty car#but they kinda just radiate ”predator” don’t they? #like if I saw this driving past me I would be creeped out as FUCK
When you ready to leave the Club but you didn't drive
strawberitashawty: qvincyjamxnd: naked-nigga-in-ugg-bootz: *whispers* We Da Best Dj khaled a billionaire but his edge all fucked up i love rick ross titties
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
84emojis: boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back* me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt
3425687980: h0odrich: heavy metal and reflective goes off but idk what she’s saying sometimes I just make up the words like ‘I be at the bridal shower on the guest list..catch me in the corner by my lonesome eating chex mix …tossing turnin 1am
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
thepottergeist: madcenturion: madcenturion: If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire,
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
rnashpotato: -hewastheirfriend: when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh
weatherstaff:troubledworlddistortedmind:greed:THE SHADELMAO BUZZFEED SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN, YOU GON GET FIRED FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK, BUT MAY HE BLESS YOU NONETHELESS. moschi-no-yes
mothwizard:me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreetsex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO
vondell-swain: it’s always weird when you’re following several different people who are frustrated about people on tumblr arguing but you’re not actually following any of the people doing any of the arguing so you just see a bunch of people who
yosoykrystalleyanel: jolinxo:kateebabee: “when you get your period after having unprotected sex.” Still my favorite vine ever. I HATE THIS Okay but who is she?
shaaakywarriah: afrikangyal: crimsonbaby: peaches-bum: pinkcookiedimples: Emmanuel Hudson distributing life “But her name Sharon"💀💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I passed out on the last one ^^^^^
problematicassharry: when a black song finally come on at a white party but its remixed
believeinbiscuits: What if you met your soulmate but he loved to clap when the plane lands?
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: gotitforcheap:barf-lyf:i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original Burn this whole post
mydogsnokes: thorinsexenshield: tea-inthetardis: bugsinricepudding: i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company,
fonzworthcutlass: theg0dshxt: fonzworthcutlass: nothing is worse than when you wanna fap but you cant find a good video to watch watch your own.
jakegyllenrawme: ok but why was tumblr so quiet when pharaoh wouldn’t let moses’ people go 👀🐸☕️
pu69y: when u shave but he start acting up so u glue it back on
curvedbullets: known-as-c: When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks I am fucking crine
thararescizor: pure-lolita: thararescizor: pure-lolita: types of girls:1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever3. animal bones that crush under your jaw4. home
doubtedyou: when ur iphone charger breaks but ur sibling has one that works
keyess: ltc-kilgore: if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure
tortillah: when your friend hands you another shot but you already too fucked up
tatianathevampireslayer: I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there
omg-magic-hands: ✖
omg still laughing.
omg this ginger candy is so hot and spicy
rnanta-ray: I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head
