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castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS
lucillebruise: Emma Stone is stunning, sure, but the most important thing is that she’s goddamn HILARIOUS. And I love that Andrew appreciates and loves this about her.
arialenelove: keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks: fuocogo: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
xfinalform: unregistered-hypercam2: swdyww: yozaynletmelickyourarmpit: *soft lil woof* Literally a baby i reblogged this once but didnt notice how goddamn loud this shit is man OH JESUS
jeezytaughtmee: musicnerdery: michonnes-deactivated20161007: I’m just saying what you can’t say, but you feel the same goddamn way I feel. Bernie Mac, The Original Kings of Comedy RIP Uncle Bernie RIP
asmilinggoddess:prettyflyforabow-tie:asmilinggoddess:ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering
tachycardictendencies:sizvideos:Video - Via Siz iOS app “I had to go to school for 8 goddamn years.” Yeahhh. only in year 5 but still
#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
aregimechange: let me get this straight… SO YOU CAN KEEP THE FUCKING KING OF HELL LOCKED UP IN YOUR BASEMENT FOR WEEKS AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND HIM BUT YOU CAN’T SHIELD A GODDAMN FALLEN ANGEL WHO’S JUST HUMAN NOW SPN WRITERS + LOGIC = ???
findchaos: Our snake has a name! And it’s… (drumroll) Haku! As in: …because he’s a goddamned trouble-maker, but so sweet if you give him time. We are dorks, this should be no surprise.
asmilinggoddess: ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin
arialenelove: keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks: fuocogo: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life ITS BEEN TEN YEARs ten years? already?
pinkmany: pinkmany: why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks” but like there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away so….
avas-poltergeist: indigofactory: tardis-mind-palace: fyliloandstitch: This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things
ukulelerapboy:pardon my voice, i’m sick, but here i solved the issue of that gODDAMN DRESS LETS MOVE ON NOW
avas-poltergeist:indigofactory:tardis-mind-palace:fyliloandstitch:This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times
castiels-feathery-butt: saneinaninsaneworld: THIS COMIC GETS ME EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME ‘Everyone is stupid but me’
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
perriwiinkle: hardy4ben: he is a goddamn angel. oh my god i didn’t think it was possible to die more from behind the scenes footage but yes it is…im speaking from the grave now
belinsky: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus.
michaelshelleys: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
penandpage: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrence #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
nickelbackmidisonline: will-think-about-a-name-later: I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time… Goddamned 100mg ASS
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was
counterpunches: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill
gracebartholomeow: friendlytroll: untraditionalmedicinal: hawfstuff: spencerthefredder: Tf2 matchmaking explained by Jerma It’s funny cause it’s true. “There’s Ants here, Honey.” i swear to god I dont even play but i could watch a goddamned
heartbeatemoji: thotnoswillreturn: this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life “Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh
thugilly: caffinatedstory: pansexual-icey: I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge*
myhollywoodending: heartbeatemoji: thotnoswillreturn: this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life “Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh
duckbunny: foreverabrokenfighter: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time
jerihoee: NSFW But these are the type of guys that typically make my heart skip a beat. Like goddamn
I AM TRYING TO BUY A CAR BEFORE I FUCKIN LEAVE FOR JAPAN BUT ALL THE GODDAMN INSURANCE PLACES ARE CLOSED FOR THE WEEKEND FUCK LET ME DRIIIIIIIVE YOU BEAURCRATIC SNAUSAGES
slimetony: mojav: I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a
judasisgayriot: Look I know the ‘and they were roommates’ ‘oh my god they were roommates’ is a reference to a vine, I’ve seen it, but every. single. time. I see that meme/reference I think of goddamn he-man 'what’s going on’ you know
forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
angelbabyspice: staff: danielnelsen: hey @staff quick question,, Yeah? y’all will respond to some stupid @ but god forbid respond to an @ about the fact that there’s proud KKK members and goddamn pedophiles on this site
elderly-scrolls:“your secret is safe with my indifference” remains not only the most incredible line of dialogue i’ve ever heard in my goddamn life, but also an immensely relatable Mood
daisenseiben: precumming:this In hindsight, there’s really no way the labo *couldn’t* be popular. Do-it-yourself is fucking huge; from fashion to furniture to goddamn airplanes, some folks just like putting it together themselves. But before now,
luaren: jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday
thatonezombiecosplayer: Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut* Cake department:
typecozey-deactivated20201222:Me rn bc the blunt really hit me like a goddamn train right now but i should’ve expected it bc that shit was built like a harry potter wand😯
sitcorn: neilnevins: ask-me-about-loom: neilnevins: Imprisoned for his crimes He has been contained But for how long You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re
hellyesbro:yu-gi-oh-slavia:they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sinsBuddy let me tell you, I am committing penis lust and penis gluttony as often as a goddamn can
somecunttookmyurl:severalowls:detectivehole:chefboyard-bag:detectivehole:i can understand the use of large house for a family but what do those single rich fucks with the goddamn true mansions do with all that space exactly? like let’s table all
mostlyshemaless: No idea who this is from, but I goddamn love it
swiggityswee: THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING
vvingblade: ventus swearing is canon, but imagine ventus swearing when he gets really excited about stuff.“holy SHIT Santa is real?!”“thats the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!”“IM SO GODDAMN HYPE”ven swearing when he gets super excited
avas-poltergeist: indigofactory: tardis-mind-palace: fyliloandstitch: This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300
ramflega: Sora: -full open mouth snorer -hangs off the edge of the bed Riku: -sleeps like a goddamn model -wakes up with bedhead like fuck Kairi: -leg tangler -pillow thief -would steal blankets too but riku is a cover hog
insomniac-arrest: I know using ‘it’s funny ‘cause it’s queer’ is an incredibly lame punchline, but watching gender/sexuality subversive comedy is also such a big ol’ power trip sometimes like, canonically bugs bunny is not stopped by goddamn
castielangelofthetrenchcoats: riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN
caffinatedstory: pansexual-icey: I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
liambell: davetheroper: kidnappingcouple:Goddamn right. Hell yes. I’m kinky but my Mama raised me right. Women are wonderful, amazing people, human beings worthy of respect, who are at least equal to men, and deserve to be treated well. Bondage
fuckcaptain: devianthonesty: she smiles knowing it was all worth it…He’s happy, she got rewarded…yes…she was so happy… Nothing but a goddamn whore.
mashedpootato: im real busy lately but here have this and a thought;;;;; bro being a big dumb romancer and john being all pouty about being swung around and the endless trails of rose petals everywhere like jfc that shit is in the goddamn cereal
