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philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
the-swift-tricker: Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
sushinfood: zjtimekeeper: penscribbler: Goddamn Kakapos. Only in New Zealand. Freakin’ kakapos. Won’t mate with members of their own species or even dummies made to look like their own species, but will hump human heads. It’s even funny seeing
asmilinggoddess: ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a
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sassykardashian: I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
Okay. What the fuck. Had a dream it was in the near future. For some odd reason, I found myself as an astronaut in a spaceship. We were studying a very small but very massive star, and the goddamn spaceship rocked like a boat because of tidal forces.
vrabia:captainpoe:Females supporting females! #this movie’s entire vibe is #‘drunk girls in a bathroom telling you that you’re pretty’ #but with a lot more murder and violence and thievery #and a goddamn hyena named bruce (@rob-anybody)
pandabagels: forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just
titleknown: 1eleven: gothvelma: silencingthedrums: eldritchsandwich: but they complain when people from mexico try the whole moving somewhere else plan Do you know how much goddamn money you have to save up to move you stupid fuckwagons found it!
novafuzzcheeks: beedr1ll: jeniphyer: This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals @goopy-amethyst Who thought it was okay to use “married life” from up as the bgm some of us are emotionally unable to process that goddamn
lazebian: shrexy: whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape i see this post maybe once or twice in a year and every time. every goddamn time
sourcedumal: cemeterycore:an illustration i made of my daily life But where is the lie? Where is the goddamn lie
avas-poltergeist:indigofactory:tardis-mind-palace:fyliloandstitch:This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times
leupagus: sheisraging: Chris Evans has grave concerns about Chris Hemsworth’s life choices That’s an ok description but a better one would be “Chris Evans has a total goddamn meltdown about sharks”
captioned-vines: musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: When White People Ask If it’s your “Real Hair.” “Dear white people, please stop asking me if this is my real hair. It’s not!” [shouting] “But that’s none of your goddamn business!”
Hi so...ily but could you please fucking put your age in your goddamn description/bio/whatever the fuck? Thnx
ebonyhungbeast: I have no idea what this show got in store for me, but I’m walking out with a tainted mind and eyes wide filled with “Whaaaaaaaa....”. -Anna Nishikinomiya (Shimoneta To Iu Too Goddamn long to type)-
golcate: madinaadalia: Tumblr, a welcoming and supportive community unless you’re straight/white/cis hey u know a really great community for straight/white/cis ppl???????? the entire goddamn world yes but if you treat people the way you want
embarrassedpokerface: embarrassedpokerface: i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta- well okay, that’s cute but- oh my god hold on don’t wait i’m JE SUS F CUK I SAID WAIT i’M STOP goddamn i don’t even know what to do anymore
cas-is-my-angel: assbutt-son-of-a-bitch: chukapix-the-stranger: f-ckyeahfutbol: louisisana: WAAAAHHHH heart eyes motherfucker Goddamn. assbutt-son-of-a-bitch feast your eyes! thanks love! i may or may not have seen it a thousand times but its
starsinursa: caffeinedeathwarrior: yourfavoritedirector: actual worried boyfriend dean winchester This is right out of a goddamn fanfiction. Not sure if I’ve said this lately, but I fucking love Sam
sonypraystation: sonypraystation: early concept art lucio had a fucking dj setup on his waist but for some reason they decided to give him clunky robot legs , between that and sombras 5 dollar wig? Whack decisions across the board. Look how goddamn
causticgambler: those moments when you fucking loathe something but you have to keep your goddamn mouth shut because everyone you know seems to be in love with it
decepticonsensual: dcb-z: oh man he’s really really hot GodDAMN, but you have an awfully tempting waist, Shockwave.
Good morning… So very cold, but burning hot at the same time. Curse you goddamn cold…!!!Sent an email off to boss about my condition and told coworkers that I’ll be working from home. Gonna lie in bed and look at tumblr on my phone
schandbringer: larrydraws: ok but what if Dom!Blurr and Sub!Shockwave tho. It all once again thanks to @schandbringer who, if you havent heard yet, is goddamn amazing and burns in this hell right next to me UwU We enter night two of Larry and me
blockmind: nocturnenecro:I swear to god fucking @blockmind is writing this goddamn eventYes!! I haven’t seen any convos yet because I’m close to advancing to episode 2 but haven’t quite yet due to bad luck with quest timers and an inability to
fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.
magickal-inkantation:Honestly out of everything this made me laugh the most because they can call it a flute all they want but that’s a fucking recorder. The ultimate evil is to put a goddamn recorder into the hands of a small child and BH Org is over
penandpage: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrence #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
kveatscookiesncakes: akushion: I’m sorry, Sora, but Goofy is the strongest guy in Twilight Town. Goofy so strong he just SHOWS UP and gets an award. Roxas had to fight in a goddamn silly nonsense wtf tournament to get that thing. Goofy just gets
heavensong: AHHHH they’re finished… for now. Gonna hopefully make one nice big image and have prints but who knows! These were a lot of fun to work on like seriously half the time I worked on these was spent just STARING because goddamn these two,
halloweenhype: parlourpixiekyle: squad-hanji: WHY WAIT TO SEE SCARY GOD MOTHER WHEN YOU CAN WATCH IT RIGHT NOW HAPPY HALLOWEEN SPOOPERS SAY WHAT YOU WILL BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN HALLOWEEN MOVIE EVERIF
alyx-nsfw: Like, I know you know it but fuck fucking after a hot facial is goddamned incredible
pooprincess: I hate poo eating but I had to reblog because she’s so goddamn hot 😍😍
spencerofspace: My mother having me take a shot of the Korean drink Soju, which has 21% alcohol content. If it’s at all evident, I don’t drink. Ever. Goddamn I look horrid in this, but it’s funny. Also, I drank it fine on my second try.
colorwrath: mrpeculiart: @colorwrath ‘s demon lady!! I probably should have clarified this earlier lmao, but this is a girl i made on stream for @eigakansfw, so she belongs to him. these draws are goddamn bootiful though. Thanks frens
collegesubmissive: Ah… that goddamn flinch. I do it, too. But the look on his face? For anyone who ever wonders why I endure what I endure for a Dominant - that right there, is happiness. I’ll take anything in order to make that happen.
hiphopfightsplaque: this is kuvira after dodging a rock flying 90 mph aimed at her head
ragegrenade: ssbgifs: Nowhere to go but UP. goddamn mario fukkin chill pls
random-dragon: avengeneering: penandpage: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrence #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS?! Holy shit dude
apprenticenecromage: don’t get me wrong, i love boys penises are great hey good job keep that up boys are fun to look at and touch yes lord but i wish most of y’all were goddamn robots so i wouldn’t have to listen to your childish views of a woman
GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS But they are zubats from around the world.
jyzavi: 221bec: GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS But they are zubats from around the world.
actualbianca: over 600 pokemon all of which can either poison you or punch you out or drown you in water or electrocute you or paralyze you or breathe fire at you or cause an earthquake or a goddamn blizzard in your face but watch out for these 3
sushinfood: lorriebm11: When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want. This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.
arseniksofficial: arseniksofficial: HELP WHY IS EVERYONE NOTICING MY GODDAMN ANIME MUG BUT NOT MY PROBLEM HERE.
krisisis: eisencorgi: is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life I REBLOGGED THIS A SECOND AGO BUT I’M REBLOGGING IT AGAIN BECAUSE I FOUND THEM AND I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
pinkmany: pinkmany: why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks” but like there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away so….
whentherestrouble:tobequitefranco: wasntmeantforthis:noblehousewinchester:shutupaubrey: ukulelerapboy:pardon my voice, i’m sick, but here i solved the issue of that gODDAMN DRESS LETS MOVE ON NOW This made me so happy I think I’m going to burst
geiszlerandgaila: I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars How goddamn rad is that
caffinatedstory: pansexual-icey: I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
belinsky: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus.
hervacationh0me: Aint nobody gon be fuckin on this goddamn mountain but me
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