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coelasquid:My general policy is not to post things on the internet that I would feel weird if my parents saw but every time Reaper says that goddamn line I think “why don’t I see everyone on the internet making this joke?” so I am releasing it
hundred-beast-kaidou: Akira Toriyama: You could fight him but why would you do that do him? Dragonball GT already happened and that was the biggest punch in kidneys to the guy, and anyways, he’s Akira goddamn Toriyama, he’s in the money so much that
artista-af: mypettentaclemonster: hundred-beast-kaidou: Akira Toriyama: You could fight him but why would you do that do him? Dragonball GT already happened and that was the biggest punch in kidneys to the guy, and anyways, he’s Akira goddamn Toriyama,
fuckmethroughthesheets: Oh holy fucking goddamn hell. dominant-jp !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want you to use me until I am completely exhausted, limp in your arms, drained completely, nothing exists anymore but you and me in this moment only.
“Jazzy?”“…”“Jazzy!”“…”“Jazzy, open this goddamn door now!”(In my defense, I had fallen asleep listening to my music…but by the time I woke up and unlocked the door, he had been seen by at least fifty people)(I’m
parsujera-nsfw: SORRY GUYS I COULDN’T STREAM TODAYI SWEAR I TRIED, BUT I WAS ABSURDINGLY BLOCKED TO DO ANYTHINGI HOPE YOU GUYS ACCEPT FULL ZYRA TEASE WIP AS APOLOGIESHAVE A GOOD NIGHT hope u do shaved as usual aswell, goddamn this is good
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
molotowcocktease: I mean the media and society can keep trying to tell us that fat is a bad thing and that fat people can’t be attractive but I’ll continue to be over here making them look a goddamn fool because if I might say so myself, this fat
lonely-bunbun: Posting again because tumblr mobile posting is a goddamn travesty. But anyways i did @lady-raziel meme because it’s fucking hilarious
incorrect48quotes:Tomochin: YOU GODDAMN BITCH, I TOLD YOU TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!Yuko: YOU CAN’T CONTROL MY LIFE. I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT.Sayaka: Uh, Sae, what is happening?Sae: No clue, but if the Kardashians have taught me anything,
vibrantlyvague: i was taking a screenshot of this bc i thought it looked really cute but then i started laughing bc star are you really handing me another fucking puppy don’t you see i’m already walking like 4 of these goddamn laser puppies i swear
fuocogo: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
sadgirl5ever: kateordie: emmyc: Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go. Emmy is a goddamn national treasure. I am surprised at all times that Nick Cage isn’t hunting for her,
fandomchaosposts: cognitohazard:I THOUGHT THESE WERE RELATED BUT NO “HE’S DEAD” IS ABOUT ANOTHER GODDAMN MINECRAFT YOUTUBER d- what?
jjonghunnie: #call kibum gay all you want but #my god does he look mighty pleased with himself #’jonghyun omg’ #’fuckin look over here omg’ #’hoes on my dick like no one’s fuckin business goddamn’ #’how many people are in your hugcircle?’ #’no
swiggityswee: THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING
sex-n-kush: Me taking the bottle out when I got home goddamn look at my gape guys. I am dripping wet right now—I almost didn’t think I could handle this in my tight little cunt the whole way home but I did :)) I give the credit to my man—he opened
xrockstarlettex: PLEASE WATCH And AMV I made about Tamaki and Haruhi NOTE Idk why, but the goddamn muther fuckin timing gets off EVERY time I upload it!!! It makes the video later than the music >:(
pretentiousparadox: showered-flowers: have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking
sitcorn: neilnevins: ask-me-about-loom: neilnevins: Imprisoned for his crimes He has been contained But for how long You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re
theofficialoctogod: mandaocity: jinxii-infinity: jinxii-infinity: I may hate FPSs but Borderlands is a good fucking game and I will defend the whole goddamn franchise to my grave Like…I don’t think you understand how much I love Borderlands. I
evenmoreuserboxes: titaniumcatnip: You forgot the “not” no, i didn’t, actually. this site is so goddamn anti-recovery. i’ve been spending years trying to get better but everyone’s mindset of “if you spend every hour of every day wanting
titleknown: 1eleven: gothvelma: silencingthedrums: eldritchsandwich: but they complain when people from mexico try the whole moving somewhere else plan Do you know how much goddamn money you have to save up to move you stupid fuckwagons found it!
pondwitch: theres 3 distinct kinds of comics fans: -marvel fans -dc fans -people who fucking hate superheroes so goddamn much there’s a 4th kind!!-people who hate superheroes but love stuff like black panther/wonder woman/batman and other atypical
jollymount: Ninja.knight,nun You can look anywhere folkes , but you wont find anyone drawing this kinda shit. More of my goddamn video game project This time with the lovely ,ballistic and Stern battle nun Sister Mary Twisted sister is best support
spoiledbroth: My character for a game of Vampire: The Requiem that I joined with Robo. Her name’s Latoya Long and she is a Kung Fu Vampire, but more importantly, she is a goddamn cutie-pie. The campaign is set in the 80′s hence the colours and whack
heichou-espurr: khimairan: heichou-espurr: khimairan: heichou-espurr: OKAY BUT AU WHERE EREN WEARS GLASSES AND LEVI CUMS ON HIS GLASSES THAT’S IT THAT’S THE ENTIRE AU GOODBYE gODDAMN IT YOU HIT MY KINKS WHY BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT AND I’M
Yeah, I’m scared, okay. You know what I’m talking about, you see it all over your dash. But in PARTICULAR what I am scared about is my own goddamn anxiety. Those who don’t act are complicit, right? Well, I don’t plan on acting.
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a
leadhooves: totallyfubar: I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN
a while ago @bestingheroes linked me this post and since then i haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro so um yeah i just. want him to smile. i need him to smile and be happy even for a little while my heart requires it
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars: tonystark5ever: eldritch-crone: hey, remember when → Tony resisted the power of two different Infinity Stones using nothing but his tech. I SURE DO EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY
racq-the-belle: riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE
sourcedumal: cemeterycore: an illustration i made of my daily life But where is the lie? Where is the goddamn lie
riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE
sushinfood: fraxinus: bettydays: Donald is going to lose the election. But I’m vengeful, okay. I’m angry. Look at what he’s done: he’s offered a platform for vocalized bigotry, spouted vitriolic rhetoric, repeatedly gaslighted the whole goddamn
featherinmycapandcheese: roboticbiotic: Tasks that don’t mark locations and just make you explore the entire goddamn map wasting time and patience tasks that do this but also naturally lead you to figure out where you need to go
jyzavi: 221bec: GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS But they are zubats from around the world.
angelbabyspice: staff: danielnelsen: hey @staff quick question,, Yeah? y’all will respond to some stupid @ but god forbid respond to an @ about the fact that there’s proud KKK members and goddamn pedophiles on this site
luxwing: It’s fucking stupit how people my age on here will bitch about how it’s not their responsibility to make things safe for minors but then like literally invade spaces and media made for kids with their goddamn filth. Yall literally take more
thatonezombiecosplayer: Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut* Cake department:
the-swift-tricker: Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
belinsky: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus.
the-swift-tricker:Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
lemon-drop-soda: Goddamn This kinda stuff gets talked about a lot and I’m in no way the first and only person that’s talked about it But like Feederism is a really fucking cute kink At least the way I see it makes it adorable It’s like saying
twinkleofafadingstar: thearcherballet: kaylalallama: i-kool-kat: i’ve been waiting for this to pop up This is how I will be remembered on this goddamn site. The hot pansexual with the “but those cupcakes/muffins aren’t even baked yet so the
IF YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE LESBIANS BUT THINK GAY MEN ARE GROSS I WILL PERSONALLY WALK INTO YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE, CUT OFF YOUR WEENIE, AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU HAVE TO GET IT SURGICALLY REMOVED.
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was
Wow… Wowowowowowowowowowowow. Fucking WOW. The last 3 goddamn years of my life have been spent living a lie and offering myself to someone who didn’t even want me but he didn’t want me to stop liking him so he made up LIES about things he didn’t
forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
All this damn pale aesthetic, pale humans, pale this, pale that blogs with tons of content and followers but where’s the same goddamn shit for Hispanics…? Or even blacks? And all sorts of other poc? This lack of representation is killing
hippopotamus-hi-tops: fuzzykitty01: “Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative.” hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
weegboi: just took a couple pics trying to get a good pose. i forgot how goddamn comfortable this thing is it’s like really super high quality socks but lighter
ukulelerapboy:pardon my voice, i’m sick, but here i solved the issue of that gODDAMN DRESS LETS MOVE ON NOW
Hi so...ily but could you please fucking put your age in your goddamn description/bio/whatever the fuck? Thnx
