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penandpage: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
swiggityswee: THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING
forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
acidkittiegoddess: shawn-c: acidkittiegoddess: super-sentai-hentai-master: acidkittiegoddess: kerryking81: acidkittiegoddess: Oldies but good shit my face and what not gorgeous :3 Thank you♥♥♥ fuck you is so goddamn beautiful <3 xoxo
kanelfa:Just a bunch of messy goddamn doodles! (But they were fun tho)
fuyahana: Blair from Soul Eater as a Patreon’s Tier 4 fanart request from pengin senshi in September’s batch. I haven’t watched much of Soul Eater but of course I like Blair. She’s in the first goddamn episode lol XD so this is a great deal! Pengin
crackiepipe: furboz: First Commission is done =)Denisse, @crackiepipe ‘s lovely and very well endowed pink fox… He asked for that swuimsuit, but I’m afraid she didn’t considered the size and reactions it would cause…HD on Patreon… NGHHHHHHHHH!!!Goddamn
bbatterie:a goddamn mess but i love him
blowjobsfrombehind: Off topic, but Bailey Jay is hot like the goddamned sun. (If your dashboard fills up with multiple copies or variations of this post, it’s because it doesn’t seem to want to let me post this. I cannot apologize for that, though,
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a
checkmater: geiszlerandgaila: I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars How goddamn
sadgirl5ever: kateordie: emmyc: Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go. Emmy is a goddamn national treasure. I am surprised at all times that Nick Cage isn’t hunting for her,
the-spiritess-eliza: myhollywoodending: heartbeatemoji: thotnoswillreturn: this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life “Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN
ticklish-delight: It is TOO goddamn hot in this house. But I’ve got good news!
arialenelove: keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks: fuocogo: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life ITS BEEN TEN YEARs ten years? already?
caffinatedstory: pansexual-icey: I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE
sushinfood: ambulancemedic: When you want to RP as your OCs but yoU CAN’T BECAUSE YOUR OCS DON’T FIT IN ANYWHERE EXCEPT FOR THE UNIVERSE YOU CREATED FOR THEM this is so goddamn accurate
outofthewoods:I fucking hate how high school teaches you to determine your self worth by a number…I know in my goddamn brain that I am a person, I am so much more than a percentage or a letter grade but I still feel like shit about myself whenever I
thesodomylobby: Trying out a dark brown color on my facial hair. Also got a high&tight haircut for the first time but you can’t tell because the hair on my scalp always looks like a goddamn Tunguska desolation photo.
acoustickub: fuckyeahbeerbellies: goddamn, boy!!! I don’t know bout you! But I’m feeling 22!
hippopotamus-hi-tops: fuzzykitty01: “Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative.” hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
eyeofcompassion: youngblacksamurai: lilputa: thebootygoon: infamousnfamous: white ppl namin they children brumbpo but wanna talk about “ghetto black girl names” lmao why ol boy name a goddamn beat lmaoooooooo #this nigga name pronounce like
forevernashaly: so-much-four-foreva-and-always: have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose
elithien:Tried clip studio for the first time today. I honestly have no idea what I’m doing and i’ve legit corrupted my file 3 times during the process but I needed my baby Bucky in a leather jacket and Dr. Martens so goddamn bad
reefs231:So when I started fucking my oldest, I’ll admit that neither of us really knew what we were doing. But with Quan…Goddamn!! It’s like this boy was born to take dick. I can usually control myself around the boys especially if its not the
showerprinciple:Yesterday I woke up before noon and pretended to be happy about it, but then I got some goddamn sun finally.
itachiboutit: Naruto and Hinata’s first dateHinata: Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but ramen?Naruto: *on the verge of tears, having decided that this was the woman he was going to spend the rest of his goddamn life with* People are
myhollywoodending: heartbeatemoji: thotnoswillreturn: this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life “Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh
leadhooves: totallyfubar: I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN
formaldejekyll: permets—-tu: honestly though I will never get over the fact that JRR Tolkein had enough creativity to make up an entire goddamn language but he named a mountain “Mount Doom.”
lynne-monstr: poppetawoppet: theshmaylor: wizzard890: brilliantlyhorrid: I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
absolutelyapsalus: You know what’s a goddamn tragedy? I wasn’t kidding about the GM III being one of my favorite grunts; but there’s so little art of it that I can’t afford to post it all the time. Gotta ration that stuff like bread in an apocalypse.
HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT HE CAN USE HIS FUCKING BLOOD AS LUBRICANT. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING.
CLEAR BEING ALL ADORABLE AND HUMMING AND SHIT. BUT NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THAT GODDAMN APRON. I KNEW IT WAS COMING SO BEFORE IT EVEN CUT TO HIM I HAD TO PAUSE AND GO DISTRACT MYSELF AS I PREPARED FOR THE EMBARRASSMENT.
Okay wait, back up for a moment. Yes, there’s the confession and all, buT WASN’T THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIS GODDAMN ARM. OR ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT ENTIRELY JUST LIKE WE ARE REN.
clearbakka: I can't sleep -- restless in bed. But if you knew all this , you'd laugh and break my heart in two. I can’t. I need a fucking break from my essay (which I haven’t done even a single paragraph) I’m so goddamn sorry
thebiggestdouchebagintheuniverse: attributeblessed: PewDiePie is doing voting for the next game he should pick and I am so goddamn angry that DMMD is one of the choices. Here’s a link to the voting video. Please guys, pick anything but DMMD. Pewds
avas-poltergeist: indigofactory: tardis-mind-palace: fyliloandstitch: This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things
this is the first time in forever i’ve got on this goddamn site but idec i’ve been wanting to get this theme for like six years i don’t care i dON’T CARE CRIES.
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
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you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???
lamentableinsomniac:miizusei:i bet when koujaku first told aoba that he had an allmate aoba was expecting something cool like a wolf but nah in comes a bird less than half the size of koujaku’s hand with a heart on its fucking face and wearing goddamn
also real talk i’m still gay af for the ohshc twins. i don’t remember their names but i still want to see them make out goddamn it
when a song u don’t like plays on the radio so u switch stations but it’s playing the goddamn exact same song
i was so close to fc-ing that one goddamn tenjyou tenge ex song.. u kno.. the one…. but then it suddenly stopped recognizing my taps and i failed the live….. i cry
yes hello is there a ship name for g.enji and h.anzo this an emergency fucking red alert sos help
when u get everyone but the goddamn bastion………………………………….
bizarrolord: shotasezaki: “your brain is the most efficient computer there is” yeah but can it run doom?? If you have depression or anxiety, it runs doom (with a lowercase “d”) all the goddamn time.
mercready: avas-poltergeist: indigofactory: tardis-mind-palace: fyliloandstitch: This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift
