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spookysoul12066: misty8985: spikesandpearls: poeticdarkbeauty: ourafrica: Imagine. WOW. I cant even. THIS THIS THIS. THIS. Issac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the noblema
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mistr3ss-l: thelat3xbitch: Mistress loves to remind me how small and useless my cock is. She compares it to the size of her heels and laughs when I cant measure up. She calls me a sick perverted fuck because it makes my cock hard knowing its pathetic.
toocute2kill: When you sit there addressing, counting your blessings…biding your time. When you lay me down sleeping my heart is weeping because I’m keeping a place for all the lost children. i love this song so much omg i cant even…
piratefan: deemeist: Love eating pussy a really do! Love being a woman because a blow job cant feel This good
my-bands-and-butterflies: s-e-x-i-c-a-n: if yoU FUCKING THINK ALL METAL BAND MEMBERS ARE BAD PEOPLE I WILL FALCON PUNCH YOUR KIDNEYS THEN BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS SO YOU CANT RUN AWAY WHEN I KILL YOU WITH A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SOME OF
aghelui: 30 day disney challengeday 8 - favourite villianJOHN SILVER i was tossing up between him and scar from the lion king. i ultimatly chose silver because i love treasure planet better.he is the anti-villain you cant help but love. his constant
harlemhookups: This guy has fucked the shi outa me in NY… Unfortunately because he is famous I cant share the vid……fucking sux
memeguy-com: my girlfriend sent this to me when I told her she cant have a cat as a pet because Im allergic to them
savingthrowvssexy: Aaand why cant nerd girls do both?? Because we live in a cookie cutter world where you can only fit one box. If you do not,you are labeled as odd and forced into the miscellaneous pile. :/
spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong
crydaisy: i was having a bad night last night and wrote some sad things because i was angry with things i don’t know here it is i know it’s dramatic im sorry i cant write anything good anymore “don’t tell me I am pretty or thin or sweet or
underligste: wemakeloveonsaturnsrings: underligste: Decided i didn’t have enough of undies that weren’t thongs. Problem fixed. ;) now this is a bad bitch haha ;) Reblogging because these are my favorite pictures of myself, Why cant i be this
I hate when people in Team Mindless feel that you cant like more than ONE MB member. All the boys have things to love about them. I think it's irrelevant if you're a so called "homie hopper"Just because you give Prince a compliment one day, & give Roc
asdfghjkl-i-cant: ewebean: #if you think this doesn’t look like he’s getting the best blowjob of his life then u r wrong #because it looks like he’s getting the best blowjob of his life
gransex: Grannies of all shapes and sizes are loving sex and living life to the full, just because they have a few more wrinkles than they used to doesn’t mean they cant have fun! Join Gran Sex the hottest sexiest mature granny dating website in the
nicole-cant-wait: omo-girl: drinkhisdelight: Oh no, I was only meant to leak a tiny bit because it was hurting so bad but it just wouldn’t stop!
That awkward moment when you really need to pee but cant leave because you are doing something important so you squirm around in your chair, cross and uncross your legs, and make tight pained faces when no ones looking
littleprincesslucy: otaku-omorashi: wet—girls: I put these two in the same, because they match and it’s so cute ~ (Credits to whoever made these, I found the pictures in the omo tag on tumblr) cant forget this one!!
adampowl: having a real “i cant draw” day but i didnt wanna not draw anythinguuughghghghghhghg i dont like how this turned outanyway I felt like doodling Robomallet because I am absolutely in love with @blushmallet and their amazing artwork! I owe
Rare full body shot of me :P So rare because i’m so tall i cant fit into any cam unless its 10km away :3
femmiecristine: Rare full body shot of me :P So rare because i’m so tall i cant fit into any cam unless its 10km away :3
So you may noticed my content is lacking a bit lately and its due to not being able to do anything because of my step and i cant afford to move out which would be be bets as i would be fully able to create sexy contents for u guys. Thats means no Chaturba
I cant wait for lapis and jasper to return because that’ll mean more fanart of themand in turn more nsfw too of themand more naughty lapis and jasper and importantly lapis :,)
why is the porn side of steven universe SO DEAD
i dont have any words to explain this except i recalled there are cockblock aprons made for goat bucks so they cant breed with other goats [or piss on themselves apparently!] and lapis being put in one because she’s a naughty dragon
bet yall are Shocked im going on another hiatus hhaahhahbut yeah no posts until whenever i come back and i put my patreon on pause. sorry guys, i wish i could keep this up all the time but i cant because im dumb.
grophland: the part of howl’s moving castle where he cries WHAT’s THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CANT BE BEAUTIFUL and generates gallons of ectoplasmic slime from every pore because he accidentally messed up bleaching his hair is INCREDIBLY relatable
vristav: Bonus ‘i-wanna-pee-but-my-dick-is-still-hard-i-cant-believe-we-went-at-it-8-times’ Tav because im an asshole
Been sketching stuff on my phone (note 3) because otherwise i’d implode efawda@rexpinn gave me this headcanon of Adora brushing Catra after we saw the She-Ra crew discussion on Catra’s fur. And i cant stop thinking about it.Bless this mess.
dement09: Been sketching stuff on my phone (note 3) because otherwise i’d implode efawda @rexpinn gave me this headcanon of Adora brushing Catra after we saw the She-Ra crew discussion on Catra’s fur. And i cant stop thinking about it. Bless this
Someone just sent me the entire 贘. I was like hoping for 18 and put 120 as the maximum because it would cover everything BB related I spent and cover my live feeds for the following seasons. I cant breathe, Im like crying, laughing, and Im like
The Crystal Gems started because they got exposed to the reality that they could be gay I cant believe this Rebecca I love you
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
combelslewdstuff: Here, have some busty moms! Featuring @mcsweezy‘s Beauty Mark and @stunnerpone‘s Hellen Lockheart! hooo boy, thems some busty fukkin moms.This looks fantastic yo! Thanks!
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
i didn’t actually have sex 2day. because SOME PEOPLE cant remember to get up and go to work >:(
wwworldwide: i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes
sadlypathetic7:This is how i picture my ex gf leaving me for bbc because im 3.8 4inches to tiny for her smh cant say i blame her my dick is kinda pathetic
sissyslutnatalia: I need your help. I am sorry I was not active lately but I had a car accident and I lost my car. Because of my work I need to buy new one, some cheap car at least but cant afford it now. So heres the deal.. Lets help me guys, everyone
Can I stop getting all these fucking webcam spambots on skype?!I have to accept everyone of these because one of them might actually be a client sometimes! cant take chances but I can waste my fucking time!/rant over
omg I cant even begin to think about dirk/jake because erisolsprite and jake are too perfect
sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them but you cant because responsibility demands sacrifice.
another fucking what will happen post because im so caught up in this comic WHY CANT I JUST LEAVE AND GET INTO JOJO LIKE ALL MY OTHER COOL FRIENDS
he cant release it because he sees himself in that magickarp. BUT THEN HERES WERE I PULL THE RUG FROM UNDER YA
Well, good news, i was able to play BF1 Closed Alpha, yeah it plays very bad because my pc is old, but at least im able to play it, i cant show any screenshot, since people invited to the Closed Alpha are under NDA.Its fun, very fun, but playing with
Something i just remembered is that rebecca was fighting for the rupphire kiss so hard that cn literally said to her “if you do this, we cant guarantee your show wont get cancelled because of it” so now people are making the connection that
vodkaslumber: draumbouy: fitnessisfitfor-me: draumbouy: amazing is this real life it cant be because got damn. how cna you be that stacked. like. how. “That stacked” haha
kalikina:sometimes i cant decide on a picture to post because all of the angles look so beautiful so i made gifs instead!
wwworldwide: i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes True
iignatz: peoplegettingreallymadatfood: cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon
sbloveschub: confessions-of-a-wannabe-feedee: akemicakes: lll30: Must have been a HUUUGE meal! OMG SHES HUGE!!! iconic I have to reblog this everytime because holy fuck she fills that seat and she cant even fit in it the correct way, like shes
iguanamouth: i cant think of a caption for this so heres some other sentence: dont leave your unfinished drink on the bus seat because sometimes i sit there and then i gotta deal with your bottle
rainygalaxy18: morpheuskilljoy: themaraudingtrio: ghostfishkrillah: (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHAT I MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif I CANT BREATHE
fitsinbabydiapers24: I diapered 4 times and different heights because I filled my diaper full of moisterizer… I cant even explain the feeling when I bend over and back up again… Its to orgasmic.
ratfuck:honestly I hope elon musk gets in one of his new fancy cars at a demo and the lithium battery just starts melting and he cant open the door because of the shit ass “safety” features or bust out the reinforced bulletproof windows while
shiny-seoul: Innocently falling asleep. (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) for god sake kai T-T Somebody just shoot me now because he’s killing me..i cant even..- ugh Kai (T^T)
ssicaa: . . . I’ll just sit here and sob, because apparently Kris gives no fucks and will keep using airports as runways and just ruin my bias list and ruin my life. HOW DARE U EAT ICECREAM LIKE SOME SUPERMODEL ON AN ICECREAM COMMERCIAL. I CANT
![i dont have any words to explain this except i recalled there are cockblock aprons made for goat bucks so they cant breed with other goats [or piss on themselves apparently!] and lapis being put in one because she’s a naughty dragon](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b4f5f1e523ab82afd8b96768548901a5/tumblr_oyetbyTsDR1s9y48ho1_250.png)
