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lazykryptonian: allybearlove: peachberrylove: souleeater: babysbreathflower: sharpedos: Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I
majorlazer27: tuxedo ray because i cant think of anything else to draw
lolatrap: and some more electroplay for you. my poor locked up balls beeing shocked to a dribbling orgasm while the inflatable buttplug hits my prostate. i am always afraid it might burst because i cant keep myself from inflating it more and more
Now that I have health insurance I’m getting new glasses because I CANT FUCKING SEE
kawaiisharkarts: i decided a big photoset was in order cuz they’d all fit and im proud of em and because i cant shut up about it they are all available for purchase as tshirts and what not on my redbubble
kanyewestevil: WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
biggest-gaudiest-fish: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: theawkwardchimera: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.
tcactus: babblzoom: ryjayso: believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out there. you’re
souleeater: babysbreathflower: sharpedos: Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes” This is so fucking cute
yindy:Feeling really shitty today. I dont really feel like it matters because it cant be fixed. Cried earlier. Just want to go back to sleep. Work is fucking stupid today. My coworkers are arguing with my boss (stupidly, and one refused to bag up my fries
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
jadefef: HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
skookumthesamoyed: makochantachibanana: restlesslyaspiring: cuteness-daily: This is yet another Samoyed Appreciation Post. Because why not? They are just the cutest litte balls of floof! I want 5000 of them! FLUFFS FLOOF FLOOF That last one
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
sunalwaysshining:My friend took this pic making fun of how I smiled all the time during cable work but jokes on her because my delt looked cool
awwww-cute: Anyone in N.Y (Source: http://ift.tt/1GQlhCm)
were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming: believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
validx2: Someone make this a transparent gif because i cant
johnkennedyy: help i cant stop watching this
kollerss-arts: She’s comin to hit Callie in the head, because she cant take her shit anymore.A rail grindy splatoon collab with @maiz-ken support him here https://www.patreon.com/Maizken
dombinic: aaays-and-bees: dombinic: dombinic: inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly
Its a good thing im not anyones boyfriend because i cant make anyone happy
pietriarchy: good thing tumblr isnt on the level of other social media websites because I cant imagine a future employer diving into this hellhole after receiving my resume
whereshadowsmakeshadows: This is DJ Dipshit about the make the club get real fucking stupid. This next track is probably good but im not sure because I cant fucking read
I swear to god if canada goes down because americans cant fix their shit, I’m going to repeat 1812
ballwizard:crazy how that stuff works
Chillin with friends ^_^ ps: i hate the sun its ruins my selfies because i cant open my pretty eyes xd #emo #emogirl #emotrap #fuckingsunXD #trap #tgirl #transgirl #transsexual #rawr #alternative #ts #cute #sunny #summer #summertime
parks-and-rex: woodmeat: comedianthrax: browningtons: bigtea123: diorhomie: goodmorning thickness smh Damn id give thay bih the formla 🍑👀😭😭💦😥😍💯🍑 im only sharing this because i cant be the only victim Yo like not
vhazzy: for the precious bean and his son i dont care if i feed his ego tbh. he’s too hella to resistand lol resized version because :v cant be too much careful nowadays.@sindatosanexos
sugimotos: HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
magical-girl: you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked
somewhereineverland: having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates
mechastreisand: im probably going to be alone forever and that really sucks because i cant open jars by myself
justbr0ken: s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak.
s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for
babysbreathflower: sharpedos: Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes” This is so fucking cute
fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
blneberrypie: #meet BAM BAM and the salty camrea man because he cant fuck like him
intrude: humorstaff: fuckyahumor: rosworms: powermetalnerd: stayuglystayangry: fawnbro: this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s
kinkykitten-xx:I love telling shy subs to use their words and describe what they want done to them, only for them to whine and cry because they cant form coherent sentences and just wanna be fucked senseless
somewhereineverland:having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates
thepeacockangel: sickvoid: where are all the butch lesbian female action leads that straight feminists are so threatened by because i cant seem to find them but with how they insist on “girls can be badass AND feminine/straight too!!!!” they have
jadefef: HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
