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somewhereineverland: having people anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all thinl i’m annoying, everyone hates
kanyewestevil: WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
yesterday darfin was very touchy and wanting me and I was being a jerk and teasing him because we couldnt do anything but everytime he tried to stop he would end up looking down my shirt or grabbing my ass so I decided to be nice and just go about life
I kinda wish I was smarter because medical stuff interests me so much and I would love to be a nurse (I used to dream of being an ultrasound technician for some reason) but I am horrible at science so there goes that
notsuchasecret: I figured it out. The reason we’re so sick of het romances in popular media is because we’ve already reached the pinnacle. There will never be a better straight couple than Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam.
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
3asytarget: having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all *mp3
important stuff: be thankful for your nails because if you didnt have them while you were chopping up some hard as fuck dates, you might have chopped off more of your finger thank you for protecting me, nail. even though i cut part of my nail off too
illseeyou-rosetyler: just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
artible: all i do is recreate the same paintings because i cant come up with new ideas
smellslikexocolate: I: I have read from several internet blogs that you are known to be a “pop star” and a “sex symbol”; how do you feel about being associated with those titles? M: I don’t know because I cant really be objective about this
jadefef: HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
but ok im gonna head to bed now because im SO TIRED and i have a wisdom tooth headache that i need to sleep off haha, good night friends
Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all.
fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
kinkykitten-xx:I love telling shy subs to use their words and describe what they want done to them, only for them to whine and cry because they cant form coherent sentences and just wanna be fucked senseless
nsfwfantasygirl: Hi guys :) I know you have all been waiting patiently to see me lol, I promised once we hit 500 I would show you some skin. I am admittedly a bit nervous because I cant stand taking photos of myself, I never know how to pose lol, but
supremeporn: because i cant post this on my actual blog l o l
I want to be the one you call in the middle the night because you cant sleep and just want to talk. The one who will lift you up, instead of putting you down. The one who will hold your hand and give you all the love in the world. The one who will be
somewhereineverland: having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates
daddieslittleprecious: Last attempt because i cant sleep. Is it a gif yet?d
cherryviolets: PUT YOUR WARRIOR PAINT AND FIGHT.. PINES FAMILYI’ll stop on these posters, because I cant’ do other symbols.. Some of them are not confirmed, and there will be art exams tomorrow. I hope that I’ll draw something for the new episode,
sutrashbin: I hate streaming because i cant do anything but shit on it
oliviajoytaylor: Have an instagram photo because I cant be bothered to scan
princessaftbh: i just want someone to kiss me and stop and look at me because they cant believe they are actually kissing me
scumplant: i want you to write about me at 3 am because you cant sleep
It always makes me laugh when people reblog Naruto stuff from me that I’d never imagined would because it just further convinces me that nobody ever truly outgrows their narutard phase
helloweepingstudentheart: lonelygirlfantasies: handcuffedhoney: lonelygirlfantasies: handcuffedhoney: @lonelygirlfantasies your pick. We might need to flip flop because I cant choose which one i want to be! @lonelygirlfantasies if you’re being
turntech-bowman: i really like the idea that dave walks p much everywhere because karkat cant fly and it gets to the point where he almost actually forgets he can fly so roxy is one day like “YEAH lets jump off this CANYON its gonna be lit” and daves
foxgirlintestines:0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2:thyrell:thyrell:cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian khajiit can stay but they’re on thin iceLook Khajiit is objectively
msjewbooty: earthrebound: msjewbooty: WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND CORNGRATULATIOSN CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch
pietriarchy:good thing tumblr isnt on the level of other social media websites because I cant imagine a future employer diving into this hellhole after receiving my resume
in-toxic-cation: kite-bush: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming: believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so
will someone please pay for my next tattoo because i cant stop buying beauty supplies and coffee.
Maybe it’s just a mindless bliss. Being around smart people while being so dumb and everyone knows it because I cant bring anything useful to the conversaition. Exept the bliss of being so dumb and getting confused and ststresded so easily by the
amaranthdesires: Maybe it’s just a mindless bliss. Being around smart people while being so dumb and everyone knows it because I cant bring anything useful to the conversaition. Exept the bliss of being so dumb and getting confused and ststresded so
amaranthdesires:Maybe it’s just a mindless bliss. Being around smart people while being so dumb and everyone knows it because I cant bring anything useful to the conversaition. Exept the bliss of being so dumb and getting confused and ststresded so
