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snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
I cant sleep because I’m thinking about that awkward ashxred thing I typed up and I’m both proud of it but also ashamed because that is literally my idea of having sex and that everything that could go wrong would go wrong.
I’ve been working on one of those tumblr exercise posts the past 2 days and i cant get rhough it without collapsing on the floor because my legs gave out or I have to stop because I ca.n feel a double Charlie horse starting
The one thing I wanted to get done during my vacation I failed to finish because I got bailed on by my help and it poured rain on me so I cant even get close to finishing tonight because everything is soaked and its going to be deadly hot the rest of
kenway: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: damianwayned: hello i am the url police here to write you a ticket because that url is a pile of shit you’re just jealous because my url is almost canon kind of i cant even read your url
antisanity: carryonmysociallyawkwardson: jamesbarns: i hate when scientists are like ‘this planet cant have aliens on it because there’s no water! the atmosphere is wrong! theres not enough heat to sustain life!’ because dude theyre aliens, nobodys
geminasororem: if i never follow through on a thread its because i have the attention span of a cashew i cant come up with something i have the attention span of a ca- it’s not because i hate you im ignoring you i-
jamesbarns: being attracted to girls is so difficult because its not like boys where you occasionally see one worth looking at. all girls are so pretty. i cant leave the house because i am constantly being attacked from all angles. every time i turn
stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
jujusodope:sourcedumal: Because black people cant be anything other than slaves and hoodrats according to them. We can’t like science, photography and things. We can’t be complex individuals. We can’t have our stories be seen as universal because
theresawinchesterinmytardis: i-cant-let-you-down-again: weepingdemon: do you think sam is afraid to be a father because everyone keeps telling him he’s just like john Or maybe it’s because everyone he has sex with dies
map-of-problematique: shawnsmirk: I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE I WANT A NOSE RING I WANT A TATTOO I WANT TO DO THINGS WITH MY OWN BODY BUT I CANT BECAUSE OF SCHOOL AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM
alfheimr: hello and welcome to COMMISSIONS: BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A JOB EDITION with special discounts on ROUGH PAINTINGS AND PORTRAITS!!!!! i will draw humans, aliens, and robots! no furries simply because i know i cant do them justice. i refuse to draw
the-condescensions-swag: masaothedog: miabrown25: That looks so ridiculously cosy. I want this because if someone comes to my house and I don’t like them I can just go in there and they cant tell I’m in there because it looks like a closet
strangeharpy: castielsteenwolf:ateenwitch:I think people need to know about this. Things like this happen every single day in America.no like get this in your heads, people DIE because they simply cant AFFORD to live, there are people DYING because they
nevershavethomas: i cant tell if im laughing because he’s the funniest man ever or crying because we’ll never have this again
mall-goths: chelsssssssssea: mall-goths: dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because
hentai-ass: sourcedumal: Because black people cant be anything other than slaves and hoodrats according to them. We can’t like science, photography and things. We can’t be complex individuals. We can’t have our stories be seen as universal because
spector:ARGs and analog horror series on youtube are probably one of the last bastions of creativity for creativity’s sake on the internet because by their nature they are extremely hard to monetize. you cant do sponsorships because it would break the
doodlesonice: tonights twitter dump is a mess just like me. first pic was because i was listening to a world alone too many times, second and third are because i was thirsty, and the last ones are an au where victors a bartender and yuuri cant tell when
punkray: heres my concept of monster riku because sora deserves a monster bfi also hc that riku is naturally scary (like sully) and sora cant scare (like mike) because hes too “cute”
roocher: iwaoi au where oikawa is cursed because he was born beautiful so everyone thinks he’s ugly and ridicules him but iwaizumi cant judge him for his looks because he is blindbased off this vocaloid song!
bocaprior: can we just talk about Ruby Rose for a secpeople are “going gay” for her because she looks hot af (altho u cant “turn” gay), and people stan her because shes hot afill tell u whata lot of yall have been saying “GIRLS ARE WAYYY
markhumpus: i have to post this on its own as well because alexs smile is so cute and its directed toward jack and that just makes it even cuter and jacks smiling as well and theyre both smiling so big and omg i cant cope because its just so aDORABLE
i-cant-i-have-rehersal: andrysb24: legitfitneverquits: littlemissmollymormon: I don’t go running because I want to be thin. I go running because you never know who’s going to show up and tell you to this is literally my favorite running
barbidreamdumpster: girls with facial hair are cool and cute and if someone tells you otherwise you must have misheard them because they weren’t really talking because trash cans cant speak
lestatthecupcakeprince: bocaprior: can we just talk about Ruby Rose for a secpeople are “going gay” for her because she looks hot af (altho u cant “turn” gay), and people stan her because shes hot afill tell u whata lot of yall have been saying “GIRLS