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cupboards: sticks and stones may break my bones because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms
humansofnewyork: “No more excitement for me. No more parties. No more boyfriends. No more husbands. I just want some peace. I want to sit on the beach with a martini. No, not a martini— a glass of wine. Because wine is what they drink in Spain, and
godlessondheimite: I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t.
darknessbecomesme: Damn I love this image…and it is because of three things, the hair, the glasses, and those fucking fishnets.
scarybabe: patriotic fetish stuffing from last night! Tbh I’m so bloated because alcohol in general makes my belly huge and I drank 4 or 5 glasses of hunch punch.. Miracle I don’t have a hangover today!
curiouswinekitten2: I’d love to share a glass of wine with you CWK—I have Red too! 💞@pnette 😜😜😜. When are you free? I would love to. Because boobs 😘
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
sixpenceee:The Glasswinged butterfly is a beautiful brush-footed butterfly. The Glasswinged butterfly gets its name because the tissue between the veins of its wings looks like glass, as it lacks the colored scales found in other butterflies. (Source)
gunslingerannie: xtremecaffeine: snakesonajames: Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly.
nerdsexandee replied to your post: I don’t want to spoil myself with great orgasms…Fuck that, get expectations, they help build standards.IT WAS A JOKE U NERD bc i’m lazy and i don’t always use my glass dildo because it’s too far away and
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:A familiar scene 👓 Hmmmmm. I wonder why? Mayyyyybe because it looks like me sucking your cock with my glasses on.
shekneelsbeforeme: Admire it now because I’m afraid you need to lose the glasses when I sit on your face.
whats-the-ishu: My glasses 8) lawls. Sukhi has the same ones because we’re just awesome and cute like that. K. Cool? Cool.
theonlyonlytessie:prettybonesdavis:actionables:*slides a plate of cookies to people from Disney*please don’t whitewash the cast of Mulan*offers them a glass of milk*please cast Chinese actors to play Chinese peopleAgain…. But black Annie was ok?Because
leaveyoureceipts: Hi have a companion comic for this. Because I can’t get over the idea of a rift in the universe being stored in a glass ball. (Also wow thanks for the notes on that doodle wth) Also also: get your shit together Ford, just get your
nancyksu: Perivolution (sort of?)Also drew her without her glasses thingy because I really want to see her like that in the show. SHOW YOUR FACE, PERI.
zifelline: I’m at a-kon! If you see me say hi! But wave really close in front of me and shout “Vidalia” because I can’t see anything without my glasses
Seriously some of you need a glass of water because you’re so fucking thirsty
cuckquean-humiliation: She stole your husband, uses you for everything AND you have to drink her pee. Every day, every drop of her waste goes into your tummy :) She pees in a glass because she wants you to swallow all of it. She uses your face as toilet
purplebuddhaquotes: “Tell me what’s the difference between hope and waiting because my heart doesn’t know It constantly cuts itself on the glass of waiting It constantly gets lost in the fog of hope” — Anna Kamieńska
askmissbernadette: stabla: i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. she got the first face lift ever in new zealand she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash
radical-as-fuhk:why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every
dominian-dracologist: innistrad’s dragons may be rare, but never underestimate their power. Sinister balefires can destroy whole armies, serene moonveils can empower allies, fierce archwings, if they survive combat, fly away only to return to the
Another thing I liked about the epilogue is how empathized is during the LE fight (and after) how much John tries to keep his glasses on because he can’t see shit otherwise.That poor boy is blind as a mole and they send him to fight intergalattic monsters
toskarin:toskarin:in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds 😂👌
candlelion: well [adjusts glasses] [takes sip of tea] [puts down john green novel] i don’t really think grades matter because it’s not a good way to judge how smart we are, in all honesty, tumblr’s taught me more than school ever has or will
underthe-corktree: patrick doesn’t wear his glasses when he performs so that he doesn’t see past the first row because it makes him nervous if that isn’t the cutest thing ever than idk
marfmellow: jeankd: thesequoiaproject: kingofthemelanin: afro-glasses: Cookie monster high af The caption 😂😂 buddy is goooonnnneeeee What did he smoke, because Iain’t never been that gone when they said they were taking away his cookies
ava-through-the-looking-glass: Today’s weather forecast: Sweater Weather. And keep the heat turned up high, because I’m not wearing any pants with my sweater! 😋
micoba: He read her chart and looked up at her over the rim of his glasses.“You’ve been commited to this institution because of sexual frigidity by your husband, Mrs. Jones. Don’t you worry a bit. We’ll be able to help. You’ll be salivating
altios: sixpenceee: The Glasswinged butterfly is a beautiful brush-footed butterfly. The Glasswinged butterfly gets its name because the tissue between the veins of its wings looks like glass, as it lacks the colored scales found in other butterflies.
transcendence100: Jenny Reid is so perfect that I would drink her piss because I can’t imagine any liquid that flows between her sweet pussy lips tasting bad. Pour me a glass so I can chase her cum with it.
c-n-u: honestly people need to stop portraying pedophiles only as the stereotypical balding middle aged man with thick framed glasses and a white van because i cannot even tell you how many underaged teenagers i know that believe that the person isn’t
ride-thewave: Let me tell you what I cant wait for. I cant wait to live in a house with the love of my life. I cant wait to cook meals and play music dancing carelessly around the kitchen clicking our glasses of wine together over and over because why
davekatswag:one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”then
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: I am so not cute WhY iS everyone sEnDiNg Me sTuFf SaYiNg ThAt I aM??? bECAUSE YOU ARE HELLA FUCKING CUTE JEN GAWD DO YA’LL NEED MY GLASSES?
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
‘Why do you always draw Cinder holding a ciggerett?’ Because shes the type of pretentious person to do it, like, that and swirl her wine glass around cuz she be wantin’ to look like the godfather, I dunno
here’s two of the pics just LOOK at her
littlemissmutant: Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was
platanoqueen: platanoqueen: By the way, I wear glasses all the time! Message me for more pictures ♡♤♡ I am never showing my face ever again on here. All because of my nipples. Thank you so much to everyone who helped ruin this website! All Snapchat
ishimarun: fudgelade: the cast of snk: angry cry protect potato what is it eren dead glasses clean im crying because i know exactly who you mean
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em? 50 shades of fucking accurate.
do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
mrslexij: Enjoying the view from down there? 👅😽. [I alllllmost didn’t post this, because I’m self-conscious of my lips. 💋 But. A glass of wine later… 🍷]
lovenotesuggestions:Concept: I wake up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and have to disentangle myself from your sleepy embrace. When I return, I smile because you’re just so cute when you’re dreaming. I slip back under the covers
melodyquill replied to your post: askcheeseyburger replied to your post: i only… Fuck, now I want to comission an actual picture of Melody comforting Not Glasses because she’s unloved but I have negative monies. DAMN IT, RCR.
badz371: black-sapiosexual: Because its always the quiet ones. I’m about as nerdy as they get…and yes, I do wear glasses.
sandboytx: Aw. You look cute in glasses, Colin! “Because I’ve been drinking… Here have a bum and new tattoo picture.” - citadelofhalcyon
changoatx:imagerydorkemon: Wearing my glasses more and more because I look cute in them. Damn right my baby looks cute in them. Want to lick you up and down when you wear them.
![candlelion: well [adjusts glasses] [takes sip of tea] [puts down john green novel] i don’t really think grades matter because it’s not a good way to judge how smart we are, in all honesty, tumblr’s taught me more than school ever has or will](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_7d25dc22187e_128.png){kind=avatar}
![mrslexij: Enjoying the view from down there? 👅😽. [I alllllmost didn’t post this, because I’m self-conscious of my lips. 💋 But. A glass of wine later… 🍷]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2d2384efcb2920c62639c8173ec32c5/tumblr_o5nk4rDZTU1vnmj7mo1_250.jpg)
