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leatherjock: Because I have a thing for men in glasses http://leatherjock.tumblr.com/
stabla: i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. she got the first face lift ever in new zealand she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body
ttthea: My glasses are cute yes they are because you are “the cute"
martymcfliesintothesun: pushing up your glasses by the bridge with your finger because you are the main antagonist of your anime
davekatswag: one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s
whitegenocide: gloomgal: 2headedsnake: Deborah Simon sculpts anatomically correct bears out of polymer clay, faux fur, linen, embroidery floss, acrylic paint, glass, wire and foam. I don’t like this because it looks like big wide humans wearing
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
heckacute: I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job,
hermionegrangersnape: “I have to clean my glasses on your shirt because mine is the wrong material” - a memoir
sixpenceee:When African slaves arrived into the US, they created bottle trees from dead trees and adorned them with glass bottles scavenged from garage piles. Blue bottles were coveted, because they repelled evil and trapped night spirits to be destroyed
donotenter69: billyyboy: alice-in-the-looking-glass: You look like you need some face, ma’am! You’re in luck because it just so happens I have mine right here with me!! Take as much as you want. I can’t use it all myself anyway. Sexy!!Come
I don’t know how to have a normal relationship because I try to act normal and love from a normal place and live a normal life, but there is sort of an abnormal magnifying glass, like telescope lens, on everything that happens.
flickerman: bathroom selfies for fb and instagram because i need everyone to know i’ve got new glasses
… But i love that suit because, I love.. [laughs] I love how I look in it frankly. And the glasses are super cool as well. - Taron Egerton [x]
After Ellen invited Mr. Crude inside, she walked towards the sliding glass door, stopped and posed with her feet spread apart.“Is there enough light to see through my dress?” she asked.“Barely. Why?” he asked.“Because I’m not wearing anything
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
prasejeebus:fairwind: “Sure, Jan.” “Sure, Sansa.” Cersei has never heard of Ser George of House Glass before. Nice try, Jan. This is especially fitting because both of them harbor feelings for their brothers
luvleebx: gwynfdd: luvleebx: inklover311: simchloe23: subapplexox: lesblovegirls: Oh my god do this! Do tell 😉 Because no one ever does…I’m posting. Let’s see what happens. Have a glass of honey jack and get to know you simchloe23
luvleebx: hptals: luvleebx: gwynfdd: luvleebx: inklover311: simchloe23: subapplexox: lesblovegirls: Oh my god do this! Do tell 😉 Because no one ever does…I’m posting. Let’s see what happens. Have a glass of honey jack and get to
milthanks:vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
c-n-u: honestly people need to stop portraying pedophiles only as the stereotypical balding middle aged man with thick framed glasses and a white van because i cannot even tell you how many underaged teenagers i know that believe that the person isn’t
we-are-but-hopeful-lovers: Just because I’m a princess doesn’t mean I have to choose glass slippers over combat boots 👑💖
mikkimarvelous: Photographer: Stephen MelvinModel: Mikki MarvelousFrom that time I walked around in an abandoned train and got glass stuck in my foot, and I just laughed and ripped it out because I was having so much fun that I didn’t care if I was
redlipstickandpearls: “I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle” — ellen degeneres (via jaionnnaicunaaa) (Blush) Sometimes?
faeriereverie: The Last Crochan Queen.Manon likes to drink the blood of her enemies in a wine glass because she is fancy like that. ALSO, THE KOA EXCERPT KILLED ME BYE. Rhysand | Kanej <— Click to see some other stuff if you’d like. <3
ahsteria: fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your heart broken. burn your toast. be late to class. break a glass. kiss someone awkwardly. look like shit. walk into a pole. eat a pint of ice cream. lose a friend. fail, make mistakes, because
thats-slightly-raven:i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
nediaart: because-b: I’m pretty sure I reblogged a gif set of Leo Giamani with glasses before, but whatevs. Leo is so hot, can’t get enough of him!
officeconfisexual: dirtycumfessions: Showing the whole office how much of a slut am I. The glass office on the main hall is for customers when they are on-site for a few weeks. Because it offers no privacy, it’s known as the Fish Bowl by our staff.
sixpenceee:The Glasswinged butterfly is a beautiful brush-footed butterfly. The Glasswinged butterfly gets its name because the tissue between the veins of its wings looks like glass, as it lacks the colored scales found in other butterflies. (Source)
jacksgap: Trying on glasses is the bestest thing ever! Finn doesn’t agree.. Maybe it’s because he’s fake mwuahahaha
artieshaw: my grandparents both got new cellphones and my grandma was telling me how she got a picture message but she couldn’t figure out what it was because she didn’t have her glasses so she gave the phone to her sister and long story short my
collegehumor: Step 1. Ask for a glass of water. Everyone needs to drink water. You’re only human. Step 2. Keep looking around as if your friend is going to arrive any moment, and you need to wait until they arrive before you order anything, because
godlessondheimite: I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
askmissbernadette: stabla: i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. she got the first face lift ever in new zealand she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash
radical-as-fuhk: why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every
littlemissmutant: Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was
letssuzie: Topless tuesday…because why not?!By the way, new glasses. What do you think, guys?
kaibility: ”if you guys see me in glasses.. EXO-L’s will hate it.. because i will be ugly!”— jongin caught lying, 150804.
porokrong: because one pair of glasses is not enough for jongin
dadaray67: Another lovely pic, because sun is still shining… foxphotoart: Glass Olive From the Voyeurism Series
sliceofphan: dan is this shirt kills me a little inside because its so fucking perfect and those glasses too o.o
Nobody ever talk to me about the catholics going off with stained glass again because not one window of jesus has ANYTHING on the Nasir al-Mulk Mosque
regina-may-glass: professor-pornography: Your ass is Daddy’s favourite fuck-hole. He will use it whenever he likes! And its his favorite precisely because you don’t like it. DAR GÖT’ÜN ZEVKİ BAŞKA OLUR…:)
loquaciouslyliterate: bowtiewizard: Okay but Molly would definitely knit a sweater for Scorpius and he would love italso Scorpius in glasses just because This is the small nerdy Scorbus I imagined (although Scorpius was shorter in my mind)
tomhiddlesun: glasses-of-doom: the-silence: my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’ I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.
When you post something cute and funny, but it gets no notes because you aren't Tumblr famous. Then you see a picture of a glass of water and it has 10k+ notes.
punkflynn: what the fuck w hat the actua l fguck ok okay there’s a couple of things i need to point out about this picture because i am so fuckgin confused right now you have no idea: 1. his shirt has his own glasses and moustache on it. ok nbd probs
alice-in-the-looking-glass: On your back. Not the front, though, because I hate the taste of lotion!
infinite-angels: reblogging this again, because it’s necessary as a reminder for you to put the glass down.
ifyouwannalovemestay: Just because I really miss those glasses and the mustache…
alice-in-the-looking-glass: Because spitting is rude! AND an unforgivable waste of a delicious product!!
direxwolf:flickerman:bathroom selfies for fb and instagram because i need everyone to know i’ve got new glasses Can I be this beautiful please