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rugged-kitten: You may recall that I repainted an Animated Megatron Shattered Glass, so, because I am apparently masochistic, I decided to do the same with Prime Megs. I didn’t have any references, so he’s totally made up, but he’s pretty spiffy.
unbadger: gfjgsdkjfjjk BURDS. BURDAL. a long overdue continuation of this set of drawings. i switched bird!Chell from a peregrine falcon to an orange-breasted falcon and got rid of bird!Wheatley’s glasses because they were stupid. he’s still a blue
Ended up making two batches of umeboshi (pickled plums) because the first batch came out so good! It’s finally in a nicely sealed 1.5L glass bottle I picked up at Daiso today. Now I gotta be careful not to eat all these real quick…
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
ashprincessmidna: i’m cute kinda???-KINDA??!! um amor i think you might need my glasses because you’re sooo beautifuuulll (◡ω◡✿) I wish I looked half as good as you!
saya-song: Playing with My Ass for YouThis long-distance relationship is hard; I’ve missed you. Let’s get on webcam so I can play with myself for you. I’ll wear my glasses and collar because I’m your cute little girl. I tell you how much I’ve
tomhiddlesun: glasses-of-doom: the-silence: my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’ I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.
piikeisandaa: quickie Kind of wish we had choices for alternate portraits because I like money-eyes Ewan and “scary shiny glasses youknowwho” more than their defaults. I don’t think ideolo knows how muscles look though… what with those… “abs”.
jadejayden: So I bought these glasses that said “#this” while I was in Vegas because I thought they were cute. At first I thought they meant “hashtag this” and I’m sure that they can mean that too but it dawned on me that they also could mean
@citrine8 taken from inside a building with a/c.
sixpenceee: dragonkeeper2002: sixpenceee: The Glasswinged butterfly is a beautiful brush-footed butterfly. The Glasswinged butterfly gets its name because the tissue between the veins of its wings looks like glass, as it lacks the colored scales found
patheticfag: Don’t pretend you like ME because I’m wearing glasses
experienceisbest: Sympathy SexHer retired neighbor was always so kind and helpful if she needed a bowl of sugar or just someone to talk to. One day after a few glasses of wine she admitted that she got so horny and frustrated because she just couldn’t
chubby-bunnies: Heather - UK 16-18 I’ve always been a big build type of girl and been bullied a lot of my life because I’ve always been ‘big’ or ‘fat’ but whatever. My beat friend comvinced me I am beautiful. I’m an hour glass and I ‘hold
royaljellysandwich: I think there needs to be a Tumblr dedicated to BBWs pressing their chub against glass. Because UNF.
wakeuptothemoon: beautifulfic: Taking off your glasses, putting them down, then being unable to find them again because you cannot see. ALL THE DAMN TIME.I’m so nearsighted that it is impossible sometimes!
pushing up your glasses by the bridge with your finger because you are the main antagonist of your anime
ymir-sama: rapierdrapier: ishimarun: fudgelade: the cast of snk…. angry cry protect potato what is it eren dead glasses clean im crying because i know exactly who you mean lesbian nose
stainedglassboots: Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things
stabla: i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. she got the first face lift ever in new zealand she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body
askcorporal-levi: ask-miss-shitty-glasses: askcorporal-levi: /threatening stare/ what. It’s because you were doing it wrong, Levi! You gotta accentuate those lips~~ ….
heckacute: I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job,
spoopysoyna: andresonion: I want this to be real. I need it. This is an awesome looking lamp. I need to find a glass/lamp maker because awesome!
kingofbeartraps: wanderouslight: humanitys-cleanest-soldier: spooky-no-basuke: ishimarun: fudgelade: the cast of snk: angry cry protect potato what is it eren dead glasses clean im crying because i know exactly who you mean • nose • stick
davekatswag: one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s
marissanabeth: snakesonajames: Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right,
missespeon: my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen me: but its dark and scary
hermionegrangersnape: “I have to clean my glasses on your shirt because mine is the wrong material” - a memoir
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t.
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em? Three inches
littlemissmutant: Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was
cherryhillpark: THE STORY BEHIND MY RAINBOW GLASSES Hi! When I started my first blog on Tumblr, about three years ago (I’ve lost count), this was one of the few photos I had in my camera to publish. I thought it was a silly picture, because I’m
cyberho: I’m listening to sad songs in the middle of the dark with my balcony door opened up and a glass of wine sitting on the table because I hate myself and I love to feel like shit
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
sixpenceee: Transparent Frog Hyalinobatrachium pellucidum, also called as glass or crystal frog because you can see through its transparent flesh (right down to its guts). Source: Oddee
I put aside a giant empty glass pitcher that I never use because it’s so fucking heavy and I put all my change in it.I want to start regularly collecting change to put in there and maybe I can even talk Nick into looking into saving for a vacation
Everything I ate today made me nauseous and the room was running out of air because it was 19482174*F and I don’t know why so I went downstairs, turned the ac on, and got a big glass of cold water.
moniquely: I need to grow more flowers so I can press them and frame them. Recently I’ve been fiening for tulips because they can be grown without soil, like, I can get a glass vase, surround the bulbs with marbles, add a little water, and grow them.
moniquely: ileftmyheartinwesteros: moniquely: I need to grow more flowers so I can press them and frame them. Recently I’ve been fiening for tulips because they can be grown without soil, like, I can get a glass vase, surround the bulbs with marbles,
experienceisbest:Her retired neighbor was always so helpful I she needed a bowl of sugar or just someone to talk to. One day after a few glasses of wine she admitted that she got so horny because she just couldn’t get involved anyone any more after
flickerman: bathroom selfies for fb and instagram because i need everyone to know i’ve got new glasses
rooomusic: “You should gif Annie pushing her glasses up with her knuckles because it’s fucking adorable and she does it all the damn time.” - ifuckinglovestvincent ♥
steeephanie: kathrinaa-: rachelleann: glass-x-: shaypumpsthepussy: ayeitsneek: ohyeabaybee: YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE MAINSTREAM SHIT!!!! lmao ! ” DO YOU WANT A COOKIE BITCH” LOOOOOOOOOL x34983943. ohmygosh,
When you post something cute and funny, but it gets no notes because you aren't Tumblr famous. Then you see a picture of a glass of water and it has 1000+ notes.
thats-slightly-raven: i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
alice-in-the-looking-glass: I’ll give that cock all the lovin’ I can give, honey, because little dicks need lovin’ too!!!
jaxthevampire: zombiiexhooker: urbans0uls: For people who say tattoo’s look worse when you get older. I honestly think his look better because of his age. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SLACKS. He still looks badass the haircut, the glasses, the tattoos
Looking at wines online because my 21st is in a week. The Wine and Spirits opens at 9am here and I am about that life. I will walk down there by myself as soon as my ass gets up and I will have several glasses of Moscato before my 1:30 class. Even if
