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I was pouring another glass of wine and a bit of it dripped down the side of the bottle so (like the classy bitch I am) I deep throated the bottle and sucked all the stray wine off. Incredibly shocking because i gag brushing my teeth in the morning
Now that I have health insurance I’m getting new glasses because I CANT FUCKING SEE
Someone that did the kyliejenner challenge and cut a huge chunk out of their lip because they used a glass fucking bottle
ultrafunnypictures: Planetary glass set … because motherfucking science that’s why
dociledebbi: quiet-your-troubled-mind: Silly girl. Just because you put glasses on doesn’t mean you’re going to remember how to read. It wasn’t your eyesight that was stopping you; it was all the words that have tumbled right out of your head. ughhhh
fobbishtwit: no-glasses-eridan: halloowada: see total drama gets it That’s because it’s Canadian We do it right.
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
techfails: aicosu:dramaticthreads:stainedglassboots: Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
sixpenceee: Transparent Frog Hyalinobatrachium pellucidum, also called as glass or crystal frog because you can see through its transparent flesh (right down to its guts). Source: Oddee
justaboat: Dan: “Harry had a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green eyes [Dan looks up]. He wore round glasses held together with a lot of Scotch tape because of all the times Dudley had punched him on the nose. The only thing Harry
sophiabonnet: “Yes, I love him. I love those hick shirts he wears with the boiled cuffs and the way he always has his vest buttoned wrong. Looks like a giraffe, and I love him. I love him because he’s the kind of a guy that gets drunk on a glass
Everything is wet and slippery and i hate glasses in the woods. Not even Two minutes outside, i head by the dogs and now i need to change my pants because wet muddy dogs.
heckacute: I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job,
edwardspoonhands: This isn’t actually true. Most things that you think of breaking…plastic, glass, wood…you’ve got all the pieces…nothing’s getting lost. The reason it won’t go back together is because molecular bonds that held the crystal
twohungrychomps:d3dans:superimportantcookie:jammerlee:crucifigo:meekz-is-jesus:theliterarywolf:takashi0:ridiculouscake:Glass houses, guys.#BasedCakeHey, now it’s in picture form!You realize it’s not just because of the porn right? Porn will happen
euryale-dreams: gaypeachs: Y'all realize poor eyesight (aka needing glasses) is an actual disability right? Its simply one our society has normalized and made accommodations for. Its one you can function with at virtually no impairment for most because
toskarin:in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally
bisubhubby: now are’t you glad that i let you jack off in the glass before I locked you up? Why? because it will make this key easier for you to swallow. If you ever want to get out of this cage again, you are going to have to find that key.
iwilleatyourenglish: sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i’m ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he
shreddedtopanga: I just need to address the stupidity of a comment I just read. Just because My arms aren’t dainty and cute and delicate and feminine and my shoulders aren’t made of flowers and glass absolutely DOES NOT mean that I can’t be attractive
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
Bubble bath, Netflix and some grapefruit juice and seltzer because I have no wine and its 11:15pm and I prob don’t need a glass. And I had a cider earlier. Buy I’m so excited
wesley-crusher:radical-as-fuhk: why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before”
godlessondheimite: I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
direxwolf:flickerman:bathroom selfies for fb and instagram because i need everyone to know i’ve got new glasses Can I be this beautiful please
ask-auroro-colton: rainekitty: ventusmarie: riquis101: kadeart: I just want to know how many glasseser on tumblr :) Just for seeing afar Just for reading~ so i can see the world because I am blind. i can’t see without my glasses…ku ku ku~
thedarkdivide:wesley-crusher:radical-as-fuhk: why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always
bakasara: filleretive: (source)In which Adam Glass gets sassy because Singer’s not the boss of him anymore. ooooooooo
zooophagous: My only hope for the Notre Dame cathedral is that the extensive repairs it will need will pour some much needed love into artisans and architects whose crafts often languish because of a lack of patronage. From stained glass makers to art
witchcraft–lizard: aw-dag: taeshren: shorthalt: someone: *wearing glasses a striped shirt and short hair* 50 ppl: is that griffin mcelroy On monster factory he plays “no middle sliders” because it’s like god only used middle sliders when
jordanlikestoderp: Because I’m a phaggot with Real D glasses. Be jealous.
direxwolf: flickerman:bathroom selfies for fb and instagram because i need everyone to know i’ve got new glasses Can I be this beautiful please
jillibean90:Got a little bounce in my step today, maybe because of my new beautiful glass dildo! New video to be uploaded soon!!! Check it out! Jillibean90
hermionegrangersnape: “I have to clean my glasses on your shirt because mine is the wrong material” - a memoir
seven-color-iris:stainedglassboots:Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need
mxcleod: that1animechick:AestheticFuck you, fuck all of you this is not okay, this is so not fucking okay. This was a waste of a good fuckign egg and a great glass of juice what the actual hell is wrong with you, stop stop everything because fuck all
holyfuckingshit-40000: hugohinojosa: What’s a Queen without a King? A Queen. actually in chess it’s a useless fucking piece because it means you lost great job ruining that nice frosted glass set for a shit post
thelordanubis: faithinbonesffn: guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t. We clean them when we can’t see through the lens anymore It is a constant struggle
turing-tested: indiecup: turing-tested: i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses. this is the
ambris: why-i-love-comics: why-i-love-comics: Mysteries of Love in Space #1 - “Glasses” (2019) written by Jeff Lovenessart by Tom Grummett & Cam Smith I’ve gotta reblog this again because it’s honestly fantastic “he could be anyone and
derinthescarletpescatarian:fluffygif: Blowing a Glass I love glassworks videos because they’re so impressive, putting so much effort and skill into making the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
tributary:st-just: Impossible to overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is. crying because i’ll never be surrounded by a
jasdavi: I think Guzma looks kinda similar to prof willow, just because of the hair and they’re both wearing glasses :’Dbut if you wanna see what it looks like when you’re trying to color a black and white picture and have no clue how this works
marfmellow: jeankd: thesequoiaproject: kingofthemelanin: afro-glasses: Cookie monster high af The caption 😂😂 buddy is goooonnnneeeee What did he smoke, because Iain’t never been that gone when they said they were taking away his cookies
wesley-crusher:radical-as-fuhk:why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before”
mostlyhydratrash: akamine-chan: yatzuaka: source I just got back from seeing Rogue One and all the manbabies can keep crying, because the movie ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KICKED ASS. Too bad, so sad, filling my glass with your tears and slamming it like back
godlessondheimite:I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: i love cats because they will literally just smack anything they don’t vibe with glass of water on the kitchen counter? the neighbour’s dog? other cats? your legs as you
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: a vampire walking into a glass door because they can’t see their reflection in it me cradling and cooing at the tiny bat wrapped in my sweater as i transport it to my backyard: don’t worry baby!
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like “unfortunately we don’t have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it” and we were all like “no that’s fine I think
scottworldwide: Glass Olive sheers Because sometimes its hard to pick just one
psyducked: Was laying in bed naked because it’s so damn hot tonight when I remembered that this is my last chance to take a picture with my glasses on, so here we are
nediaart: because-b: I’m pretty sure I reblogged a gif set of Leo Giamani with glasses before, but whatevs. Leo is so hot, can’t get enough of him!
doodlesfromthebird: 2.8 hype! I ended rushing this a bit, because this was for an art event! I’m so bad with timing >v> I used a template for this the stained glass portion since I was in a hurry!
![justaboat: Dan: “Harry had a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green eyes [Dan looks up]. He wore round glasses held together with a lot of Scotch tape because of all the times Dudley had punched him on the nose. The only thing Harry](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lduxiwgYdn1qzh8kqo1_250.gif)
