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“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
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“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
I am so down for this… I just have no idea where, when, or how we would do it. Mostly where.
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up. Basic stuff: The
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
Me (Sherlock): The pants and Purple Shirt of Sex were borrowed from my friend Beth, so I have no clue where they were bought. The deerstalker was in a Halloween store for บ. I can’t remember what the store was called, (it wasn’t Spirit),
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You give me a 221boner.”
wombats-in-disguise: I think I gave someone a stroke. soz not soz I still really love when people do stuff like this XD
pawtalk: Our 10th Comic! Yay! Hey guys! Sorry this has nothing to do with Sherlock or pick-up lines, but everyone on the Internet likes cats, right? This comic is drawn by my awesome and talented roommate, Chelsea, from the perspective of her cat, Crick
