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“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: But he’s always sexy. Hot damn… I approve of this gif’s existence.
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
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“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
AH, I love this one! So hilarious and then so cute! :’D
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: I believe the answer is: HELL YES!!!
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously though, save Undershaw!
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
100 more until the big surprise ;)
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
psycotus: I need to stop but this is just too funny XD Oh God I need a life… I don’t think U.M.Q.R.A. jokes are ever going to get old.
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding crop!”
“Will you 221-be mine?”
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
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“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
