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“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d still fall for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
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“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
You guys are the best followers ever XD
Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“Will you be my division?”
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working because your shimejis are really getting into it. XD John looks oddly serene… At least he’s enjoying himself?
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
Submitted by kbweff (no username): am i going to hell OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, I CAN’T.
Submitted by impala-at-221b: ahem… Aw, look at my boys! Getting into the spirit of the blog! ;)
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
Submitted by landseaandair: I’d believe in you any time… (okay you can’t say I didn’t try but really I’m just here to spread these posters if that’s alright >< ) #BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK SPREAD THE WORD. DOWNLOAD
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than a hydraulic bed.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
Check it out, you guys! More Valentines made from this blog, (as well as some Lord of the Rings ones)! From shoesofssskin :D
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
