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memeufacturing: memeufacturing: nucleic-asshole: I don’t agree with everything communismkills says but the whole “ha let’s edit everything” thing that @memeufacturing and other tumblr funnymen are doing is literally illegal (plagiarism or
tardisandcinnamon: So my very pure and innocent friend @fireandshellamari didn’t realize that people were assholes when they wrote “kys” and thought they were asking for kisses. So I think we should make that a thing. Kys is from now on the sweetest
ravenclawwit:actually the funniest thing about the fyre festival fiasco is that basically a bunch of rich kids were on a regular normal camping trip instead of a “glamping experience” or whatever privileged asshole bullshit they signed up for and
languages-georg: So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff. Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along
fivehoursofscreaming:voretiger: bring out the rotating tiger so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking
ovenroastedtwerkey:cowboylikedean:i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this yearThe idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain
smexy-things: Cute little Teagan Presley (back when she was HOT!) sucking some cock and then getting that tight little asshole stretched for awhile!
doctormega: Your 3 favorite things! Tits, pussy and my asshole! Like hot as fuck
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
gigi-draws: xigbar’s an asshole but i’d do the same thing if i could manipulate space
starlightmagika: arbane235: kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about to be like
pincie: Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole): -your weight -your clothing choice -your amount of make up -having sex -not having sex -breast
meowpixie: I love sticking things in my tight pretty little asshole 💋
chillojilo: my amazing stash of buttsex pics Get in here! It’s amazing the things people do to their assholes. God bless ‘em.
themgmtpolice:how do you “just run into” musicians the only thing i “just run into” are assholes from high school or trees and furniture
wheressasuke: things that will make me immediately lose respect for you: yelling at/hitting animals treating your significant others badly using slurs purposely misgendering someone embarrassing people for fun Being a racist asshole Being a homophobe
tockthewatchdog: every rich asshole i went to high school with: i took a semester off to travel around europe :) life is too short not to see the sights! :) spend your money on experiences and not things! :) school will be there when you get back! :)me:
happyhqlledays: The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole
skypillar: i love that this moogle’s business strategy is to sell things to the organization at a huge markup “this is amazing. these assholes literally have no other use for money. quick jimmy, add a zero to all the price tags”
I don’t let shit get 2 me easily but when I’m nice 2 u an I don’t say a damn thing 2 u don’t b an asshole 2 me u piss me off like that an that’s not good cuz imma get yo ass back so watch what u say 2 me it’s going
squatmami: Donald trumps twitter is the first thing that pops up when you search asshole on twitter and I am CACKLING
perverts-r-us:Yumbo. Nothing like a nun leaking a nice big creampie from her open anus. (How do these geniuses think up these things?) gj2500: And I leave you tonight with one more picture. Rina Sakurai dressed in a nun outfit, asshole dripping with
gifdotcom: GIF . COMVeronica is always squirting and stuffing things in her asshole.
genishihara: sempermisha: i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it” like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t
andwebreakhearts: Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
abclsd123tripwithme: mas0n-jars: andwebreakhearts: Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
explorersinwonderland: via @huffpostwomen it makes me really angry that boys can get get away with anything (except being feminine because femininity is apparently a bad thing). we really need to stop thinking that being an asshole, sexually aggressive
lovetoeatass9: Fuck that’s a nice asshole! Dive in. Eat her ass until she cums. Anal orgasms are the most powerful things on earth. She will worship you. She will beg you for more.
juicyfruithoneydew: nastiestnigga704: freakytgirl: 🤔….on my list of things to do😈 I wanna eat a mans asshole
mmmm-yes-please: ftbaljock00: Classic foot on the face while fucking her asshole. It’s the simple things I enjoy when using a whore. Great way to remind them where they rank around here. Wow!! @emjaytee1
stretchedloose:The only thing better than her big ass is her very big asshole. I wonder if maybe one of those water bottles wasn’t involved
tinkerthor: rugoat: tinkerthor: there should be an “i totally understand/sympathize with you” button for tumblr because this whole “like” thing makes me look like a gigantic asshole who exists in a constant state of schadenfreude congrats
draconicjanus: iranawaywiththedoctor: Things I shout while playing any video game ever: YOU FUCKING HOE YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU I FUCKING (SCREAMS) YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING BALLS OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY
taylorswiftgrundle: This whole Shane Dawson ‘Blank Space Parody’ thing just seems like he’s using the idea of freedom of speech to continue being a giant asshole. I’ve never seen a video of his that isn’t him being a complete dick to another
stealthboy: stealthboy: fuck video game elitists lmao i cannot stand assholes who try and take the fun out of things for everyone else “dont play games on easy” play games literally however the hell you want I’ll play games on fucking god mode
felkina: “Mmm to think you cute innocent little daughter would be hiding these toys! Mmmm fuck how can she fit these things this pink one is so big! But so good feeling! Like my assholes going to be destroyed! Ngh God it feels amazing I need to do
lifeisrhythm: octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes. I literally posted the same thing only it got 70k notes and all of them
I’m so done with people. There is no logic in the things they do. It’s like open your eyes you’re being played and it’s not by the person you’re shiting on. People are assholes.
doctormega:Your 3 favorite things! Tits, pussy and my asshole!
haversackers: I’m never so hard as when she presses the smooth knob of her strap-on dildo against my hot, well lubed asshole and then smiles at me as she moves her hips forward to bury the whole damn thing in my ass.
“What do you think is the last thing to go thru ur mind?” [question posed at the thot of jumping off a high-rise bldg] “ur asshole”
fuckmecrazybaby: You can hear my asshole winking haha next time the whole thing is going in, I just need a new banana
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jontraser: Anal goals! Any anal-only slave’s should take note of this sluts fantastic anal skills. If she were my slave I’d have her make the whole thing disappear up her asshole for me, then I’d tie a crotch rope on her so that it won’t slip
yourknottygirl: my roommate went to work for the first time in like 2 weeks! hehehe i jacked his mac! sorry for the shit quality and the poor lighting…i had other things on my mind ;) i looooove the cum in my asshole at the end! so hot!
acid-kitty-things: Cumming on my New Toys for You *DP* 1080p HD I just got two new toys and was soo horny and excited that I had to try them out right away! I fuck both my pink pussy and tight little asshole, and rub my clit until I cum super hard.
doctormega: Your 3 favorite things! Tits, pussy and my asshole! Definitely!
ok, let’s try this submission thing. but if people are assholes it’ll go away. deal? deal. http://withoutatail.tumblr.com/submit
1975blog: something is very wrong when muslim women feel threatened and have to take off their headscarves, or are afraid to use headscarves, because ignorant, stupid assholes blame them for things they have no relation to at all. the islamophobia going
onlinepunk: mamaa-just-killed-a-man: lolsofunny: every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals? since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole.
curlyhairedpunk: spicy-vagina-tacos: sugar-coatednightmare: Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole
