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plutosgrl: fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen?? its a pity pope francis is a transphobic asshole tho
queergraffiti: smol-insurrection: Down With Cis found in London
memeufacturing: memeufacturing: nucleic-asshole: I don’t agree with everything communismkills says but the whole “ha let’s edit everything” thing that @memeufacturing and other tumblr funnymen are doing is literally illegal (plagiarism or
slimes-on-you: When it dips into shit like doxing and is an -actual- threat to people? It’s beyond trolling and you can get the police involved. When it’s just smarmy assholes and they’re only saying mean things?: tbh tho walking away/avoiding
slimes-on-you: duxwontobey: slimes-on-you: When it dips into shit like doxing and is an -actual- threat to people? It’s beyond trolling and you can get the police involved. When it’s just smarmy assholes and they’re only saying mean things?:
agelfeygelach: almost-always-eventually-right: collaterlysisters: maxistentialist: horriblewarning: DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago. thanks! I wish that more people
sparklestrider: The one thing I find really offensive is when I mention people being gay and someone’s just like “AWW A GAY COUPLE” It could be an abusive relationship. One of them could be an asshole. They both could be douchsticks. Yet they’re
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
obliviouso: It started out innocent enough, just putting tanning lotion on for my sister… but her little asshole just looked so nice… And when she didnt stop me, well… things have never been the same between us.
adaddysgirl: After I warmed up my asshole, this anal hook was super easy to get in. I’ve only used one once before, and I forgot how awesome these things are. I had too much fun pulling on it and making it go deeper inside of me. Now I just need to
sweetdeltablues: If some asshole was standing out front of my fucking garage at what appears to be first thing in the morning (not that there’s a reasonable time of day to fucking LURK OUTSIDE OF SOMEONE’S HOUSE) to holler and take pictures of me
endthezona: swampgallows: besturlonhere: daviddadeer: besturlonhere: the american dream is now being the best in the world at something in order to pay medical bills Only an asshole could turn something as nice as this into a bad thing this isnt
wheressasuke: things that will make me immediately lose respect for you: yelling at/hitting animals treating your significant others badly using slurs purposely misgendering someone embarrassing people for fun Being a racist asshole Being a homophobe
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actuallyalphys: captainsnoop: honestly the one thing that feels the worst about fallout 4 is the main character themselves like in skyrim and new vegas, your character is just some asshole. it doesn’t matter who they are or what their role in the
bestpresidentna: bill-11b: Oh. My. Fuck. This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big
divascreech:like it really fucking bothers me that people are absolute assholes to fat gay men like we somehow aren’t allowed to want to experience all the same things as skinny gay men, like the space we occupy is tainted by the size of our bodieswhy
violetsshine: violetsshine: Please treat kids with kindness, civility, and respect. Protect them. Do no harm, take no shit. Take care of them. You know, thing is, people who act like assholes to kids and “hate children” are doing exactly what
tariqah: ryoubakvra: kaiba cranking his usual asshole behavior up to 11 was honestly the only thing that made this godforsaken arc worth watching so i compiled some gems Kaiba is literally kin with me
getinmyglitterpants: languages-georg: So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff. Well one day this asshole who had been
fivehoursofscreaming: voretiger: bring out the rotating tiger so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing
kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about to be like
arbane235: kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about to be like
starlightmagika: arbane235: kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about to be like
younggayanddoingokay: domicileensnared: aerialsquid: ratcoded: the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss
genekellys: my favorite thing is that taika said he didn’t bother researching hitler cause the guy was an asshole not worth historical accuracy.
tonysopranobignaturals:soloveitchik:This is how assholes online sound when they harass poor people for wanting nice things
soloveitchik:This is how assholes online sound when they harass poor people for wanting nice things
colonelyobo: Fluffy bun toes Gfycat / MP4 Very quick thing I whipped up because this asshole made me have to keep seeing bunny butt every time I checked discord D:< And no it’s not beasty just because of the donger, it’s anthro D:< Patreon Twitter
onlinepunk: mamaa-just-killed-a-man: onlinepunk: every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals? since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole.
1975blog: something is very wrong when muslim women feel threatened and have to take off their headscarves, or are afraid to use headscarves, because ignorant, stupid assholes blame them for things they have no relation to at all. the islamophobia going
filthywetslut: One of my favorite things, as you all know is to be fucked in the ass. I love a nice thick, warm creampie spilling out of my freshly fucked, gaping asshole.
yourfavcouple69: Filling M’s asshole with the plug b4 I fuck her amazing pussy…she loves having both holes filled, would love to give her the real thing.
kinkycouple1513: Ugh I love things in my ass! Especially my husbands dick! Comment and re blog if you wanna see a video of my husband fucking my asshole! I know I can’t wait! 100 likes!
bagelthins: the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself
elzen-does-the-thing: i’ll never stop drawing this adorable asshole. also short legs are funny
touoka: what the fuck is even happening in kuroshitsuji right now i remember sebastian and ciel doing their usual master and servant being assholes to each other thing while solving stuff for the queen and now there are panzers and shooting sessions
yellisse: imsoshive: When you open the Tumblr app and first thing you see is a gaping asshole Bruh the accuracy
zethzeb: sir-asshole-jon: tastecock61: livelifeatitsmost: Where do u live? Sure thing! Yes The better question is who wouldn’t
sir-asshole-jon: tastecock61: Sure thing I will fuck you right
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analsexonly: mrmaster80: analsexonly:It’s a beautiful thing when a girl realizes her pussy is useless and her sexual future lies entirely with her asshole. Look, it’s not like I actually think anyone I know would do this. The vagina has major
thebigcockbully: You really didn’t like that your bride’s ex had shown up to the wedding, but she insisted because they’re still friends. He is always such an asshole to you, even telling stories about the nasty things she did for him that she
the7thblogger: its-not-a-person: saymeanthingstome:The hottest thing about this is her obvious discomfort and her willingness to suffer, regardless. Your asshole is a toy for men to play with. This anal whore is ready for community
Alright, goodnight, you filthy fuckers. I'm going to go make myself cum...that'll be the one great thing today since my Niners fucking lost. I'm gonna watch some filthy roleplay films, drink Arizona Iced Tea, stick my fingers in my asshole and my pussy,
realgirlsmasturbate: yourknottygirl: my roommate went to work for the first time in like 2 weeks! hehehe i jacked his mac! sorry for the shit quality and the poor lighting…i had other things on my mind ;) i looooove the cum in my asshole at the end!
veruka-warhol: I literally wish this was a hot thick hard cock in my asshole and not plastic. Nothing compares to the real thing.🐓❤️
shotgungoddess: A girl eating another girl’s asshole is just about the hottest thing ever.
draconicjanus: iranawaywiththedoctor: Things I shout while playing any video game ever: YOU FUCKING HOE YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU I FUCKING (SCREAMS) YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING BALLS OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY