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pincie: Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole): -your weight -your clothing choice -your amount of make up -having sex -not having sex -breast
spanishlad: kuklapootblr: gaboymaster: Work that tongue fag, I want to feel you licking my insides. The only thing more intimate than eating a man’s asshole is eating his bowel movement. Think about it, faggot. I beg to do that
cluestripes: https://join.me/238-969-428 Answering the oc ask shit from that thing yeah. probably nsfw in there somewhere. don’t be assholes, only 9 seats yada yada
smexy-things: Cutie Dillon Harper smokes some cock before letting him take her virgin asshole
itsmikebeaumont: ireton: Your virtue seeking will not save them. This is for all you self righteous assholes that think electric vehicles are the way to go. There is no such thing as zero emisión cars. This is virtually slave labor, and then they
heliolisk: rabidchild67: the-pietriarchy: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole
ursinology: iamtheaardvark: holyromanhomo: unadulterated-tidalwaves: If you’re part of the LGBT community and you think that heterophobia isn’t a real thing, then you’re not a progressive. You’re an asshole looking to get a free pass on being
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
yellisse: imsoshive: When you open the Tumblr app and first thing you see is a gaping asshole Bruh the accuracy
templeofcum: Another one of my favorite things in life: Hookup ads posted. Bend over the bed, pants down, asshole ready. Door unlocked. Random guys show up, slide in, Cum up your ass, leave. You don’t even see their faces. You don’t need to because
nikaalexandra: things only assholes say #583
calibiguy: Married white bisexual guy here in Colorado, looking for a clean bisexual couple to play with. I want to find a couple who would be into spanking my ass and sliding things in my ass, having me suck his cock and eat his asshole. I would love
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
spicy-vagina-tacos: sugar-coatednightmare: Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a
kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about to be like
prongsvszayn: zayn’s habit of scratching at/rubbing his scruff is the worst thing to ever happen to me JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING VEELA ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK GDIAODOWUGFKJBLS FUCK ME WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
dirtydescent: the only way to make my hitachi orgasms any better would be to have some slutty little thing licking my cunt and asshole out.
domonificent: youngxlady: implied-wisdom: atane: How many Black people will be priced and gentrified out of their neighborhoods because white assholes like this are seeking “adventure”? UGH, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING B/C THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING
johnquincyadams: it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
bisexualcuckold: Collared, submissive, and slutty is how she likes her cuckold husband and he’s never been those things more than on this crazy day. He’s got a hard cock buried in his asshole and she’s up next with her thick strapon as the bull
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what Lol
tucsoncactus: spankmeimabadgirl: dirty-vaginas: Two things a woman deserves, a finger ramming in her asshole and a hard smack on the cunt Fuck yeah (via imgTumble)
sokeepcalmloveyourselfandblog: I find it really sad when ‘fat’ is the worst insult people can come up with in an arguement. It’s not a character flaw, it’s not the worst thing in the world and personally, I’d rather be fat than an asshole who
ravenclawwit:actually the funniest thing about the fyre festival fiasco is that basically a bunch of rich kids were on a regular normal camping trip instead of a “glamping experience” or whatever privileged asshole bullshit they signed up for and
andwebreakhearts: Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to
courfeysette: Okay, I get it. Self Confidence is important. Be a queen. Wear red lipstick if that’s your thing. Love yourself. But be a benevolent queen. Don’t be a fucking asshole to people who did nothing wrong. It’s not cute and it doesn’t
iamonlyokay: It has become part of my routine come home ask my daughter if her mother is home and before no can escape her lips I bend her over the counter and empty my balls into her asshole. Whispering dirty things into her ear while she moans “I’m
gheylolz: Good lord — the things I’d do with this boy’s asshole.
themgmtpolice: how do you “just run into” musicians the only thing i “just run into” are assholes from high school or trees and furniture
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
1975blog: something is very wrong when muslim women feel threatened and have to take off their headscarves, or are afraid to use headscarves, because ignorant, stupid assholes blame them for things they have no relation to at all. the islamophobia going
redwhiteandblueliberty: things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their CrimesOh my god. The last one. I relate
I’m sitting here thinking about everything, how I fucked up, why I fucked up. I fucked up the one good thing that happened to me, I fucked it up so badly. I was such an asshole and I got the torment I deserved. There was this girl who I thought
iluvcumsluts: blackwetcock2: donatespermbank: mommyknowsbetter: Only thing missing here is a finger in his asshole Just how I need to be milked…. I don’t think your wife missed you while you were gone last week as much as she said she did! I
susankane88: Things I dream about: Capri Anderson’s asshole.
bulletluckfield: its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad loki’s a dick that’s his whole thing he’s the norse god of mischief he’s basically the norse god of being an asshole
crossroadscastiel: let me explain you a thing tumblr i ship these two assholes so hard like so so hard and they’re just so grossly love sick for one another that it makes me want to set myself on fire like seriously i never asked for this I NEVER
fukutomeme: princess-weiss-schnee: princess-weiss-schnee: walking up to ur mom when u need a thing like IF THIS POST GETS OVER 1000 NOTES IM SHOVING MY 3DS UP MY ASS how’s your asshole doing
housewifeswag: queenvbeex: sickofitallx: coffee—queen: soooworthless: summertimeinhell: soooworthless: just a few of the really awful things this dude from south florida who books shows has said on the internet. blacklist this fucking asshole.
allmyswallows: The great thing about this clip? Her finger… up his asshole while he cums. I fucking love that!
immediateblog: I found these in a box with Mom’s wedding things. Did she wear these for you on your wedding night? Did she look as beautiful as me? Did she slip these panties down like this? Did also she tell you to take her virgin asshole?
gooberdoodle1098-blog: cuckoldcreampiecleanup:She loves this bull because he shoots such huge loads, which happens to be the reason you love him too. It’s your favorite thing to clean another man’s cum from your wife’s pussy and asshole and his
onlinepunk: mamaa-just-killed-a-man: onlinepunk: every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals? since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole.
pikapattillo24: pikapattillo24: Stop using one time one off things as jokes and undermining RT employees 2k15 AlsoStop being assholes to RT employees 2k15
angelbabyspice: bestpresidentna: bill-11b: Oh. My. Fuck. This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age,
qsy-draws-a-lot: ouendanl: merrakie: ouendanl: the sequel how does this keep happening THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE The reason I quit Skype (among other things) is the way they interpret “ :I “ These assholes need to look
arbane235: kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about to be like
silver-tongues-blog: birdsagainsthumanity: starlightmagika: arbane235: kewlbot: pissvortex: rootbeergoddess: theforgottenjew: Why is he even still a thing? Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy! video for context youtube about
harlequinnharley:things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their CrimesOh my god.harleyquinn11612 i think of ivy on all of these and i don’t know why
nerdybloke: endthezona: swampgallows: besturlonhere: daviddadeer: besturlonhere: the american dream is now being the best in the world at something in order to pay medical bills Only an asshole could turn something as nice as this into a bad thing