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nikaalexandra: things only assholes say #583
onlinepunk: mamaa-just-killed-a-man: onlinepunk: every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals? since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole.
stupid-lemon-eater: boo-vianletthedaleksout: silver-shade: I’m actually loving this “gay marriage caused Hurricane Sandy” thing. That’s right, assholes, better give us our rights. We control the weather. It’s Rainin’ Men hallelujah
heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho: sempermisha: i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it” like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long
andwebreakhearts: Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
rabioheab: the REAL double standard in society is that when the hulk gets mad and destroys things it’s “incredible" but when i do it i’m just an asshole
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
bulletluckfield: its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad loki’s a dick that’s his whole thing he’s the norse god of mischief he’s basically the norse god of being an asshole
draconicjanus: iranawaywiththedoctor: Things I shout while playing any video game ever: YOU FUCKING HOE YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU I FUCKING (SCREAMS) YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING BALLS OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY
snowyfir: i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like for instance if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
inpw: jessicalprice: jetpackexhaust: -teesa-: 9.2.14 What we do is we keep filling the internet world with things like this so that the assholes can’t help but see it. And see it. And keep seeing it until it starts getting through. Because it’s
his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects
kgbm: his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects
why-animals-do-the-thing: fluttersheep: dynastylnoire: alexernst: sweetguts: “this is a sock you asshole” i want an owl now tumblr describes them as cats with wings and every gif proves it accurate ok but theyre not? i just hate it when tumblr
bestpresidentna: bill-11b: Oh. My. Fuck. This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
ryoubakvra:kaiba cranking his usual asshole behavior up to 11 was honestly the only thing that made this godforsaken arc worth watching so i compiled some gems
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing
slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love people who think
kingsofwhitepussy: A white bitch’s asshole is a terrible thing to waste.
degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Drill that fucking asshole first thing in the morning.
white-animal-in-black-family: White animal wet tongue naturally well suited for deep cleaning of black owners asshole. Twice a day, it is a necessary thing that any white girl must be trained before submitting it to the black family
whitehumiliation: Clean that African Hole, white. It’s the most valuable thing you will do in your life. He said we were gonna makeout so I closed my eyes and waited to kiss and use my tongue and when I opened my eyes I was kissing his asshole
ironbox3: A black bitch with her tongue up a white man’s asshole. It really is a very natural thing. It looks as appropriate and as unimpeachable to me as a key looks on a goddamn keyring.
girl-breaker: there’s an odd misconception that it’s only ugly, fat girls who do nasty things like licking assholes. it’s simply not true. fat girls do that because they have to make up for being physically unattractive. hot girls do it because
subhumanfag: When the faggot first became a slave, it didn’t enjoy anal, but after months in chastity the fag begs its master to be allowed to fuck its own asshole, it is the only thing that gives it some small degree of pleasure.
yourincestualdreams: As you can see I’ve already wrecked my sisters pussy, now it’s time to stretch that asshole out as well, this is the same thing I did to mom an now she only fucks black guys with massive cocks, looks like my sisters on the same
lesbianassworship: Alina Snow and Layton Benton Interracial lesbians Alina and Layton have just come from a relaxing day at the pool. But now that they’ve cooled off things are about to get hot again as Alina starts licking Layton’s sweaty asshole!
daughter-of-odin: natural-magics: people who don’t bother to give credit to the original artists and/or authors of things they post on here are assholes, plain and simple. I understand that sometimes it can be a pain in the arse to find a source
Definitions for today:
courfeysette: Okay, I get it. Self Confidence is important. Be a queen. Wear red lipstick if that’s your thing. Love yourself. But be a benevolent queen. Don’t be a fucking asshole to people who did nothing wrong. It’s not cute and it doesn’t
just-shower-thoughts:If someone was reading a book titled, “It’s Called A Book,” and someone asked them what they were reading, the response would make them seem like a total asshole.There is indeed such a thing:
exhausted-trashgoddex: peridotlioness: Show this quote to any asshole who says that we should just accept Trump’s presidency because that is the “American” thing to do. The end of that quote (which is real, it would seem from a quick google
prokopetz: prokopetz: You know what I’d like to see? More fictional couples where the whole Belligerent Sexual Tension thing actually plays out the way it does in reality. Struggling not to crack a smile as you call them a total asshole. Deliberately
johnquincyadams: it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
angangme: “Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’” —Louis C.K.
impactings: Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
So close to falling asleep and you had to message me again with your bullshit. You’re just making things way worse than they already are. I can’t believe I actually liked you. You’re an asshole just like everyone said you were.
“I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.”- Kat Stratford; played by Julia Stiles 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
daddys-derpy-kitten: pincie: Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole): -your weight -your clothing choice -your amount of make up -having sex -not
incepony: cosmo1890: Nicht schlecht als de Two things I love the most in life! 1 a girls asshole and 2 being out in to woods
niallar: allow me to take you on a journey and tell you a thing about these two assholes Read More
pincie: Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole): -your weight -your clothing choice -your amount of make up -having sex -not having sex -breast
1975blog: something is very wrong when muslim women feel threatened and have to take off their headscarves, or are afraid to use headscarves, because ignorant, stupid assholes blame them for things they have no relation to at all. the islamophobia going
The little things he does to make him an asshole, talk shit but still fucks with me till the end. Strong love hate typa feeling. But this is how we talk, no cute pet names, just straight up “nigga” hahaa
funkyc0ldmedina: andwebreakhearts: Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
fortheloveoftummy: I would do such bad things to her asshole with my tongue
willingslutwife: willingslutwife: Whore wife! Thought you would like to see her thongs and boyfriends cum all over her asshole PLEASE MESSAGE HER DIRTY NASTY THINGS YOU WOULD DO CALL HER NAMES LOVES BEING CALLED A WHORE! She’s on now! Her cunt will
