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Look at this amazing Polish couple! They’re both very hot (yep, the grandpa has a really beautiful belly) and it seems they like each other a lot. Especially the girl looks like she’s having a great time ;)
Our hubbies must learn from the very beginning that they have married a princess, and that spoiling us is not only about buying us presents such as $ 1m diamond rings, it’s about getting us everything we want, like that handsome man with with whom
All the Gasters I made in the last 2-3 hours. Jfc it’s like my weak spot or smth wtf((also they are in the order of making))
my sister is having a baby shower and they are playing this horrible remix of gangnam style and my sisters husband starts announcing to everyone that its dedicated to me because i like koreans and the DJ here is my sisters ex boyfriend and how is this
theeyeofthetigger: No but seriously, they did it like 3 times.
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
This is a totally random omo scenario and unpopular phrase I like is when a character is maybe mentally out of it (sleepy, drunk, sick, just zoning out, w.e!) and they don’t realize their bladder is filling up till only a few seconds before the dam
ask-mtf-omega-7: Sometimes I like to think that all the gods ever created exsist and they have a competition who can get the most believers yes
onlyblackgirl: profoundsavage: You better let his ass know girl yes. love yourself WHy men so bitter when women be loving themselves? Cause then they can’t guilt and pressure girls into bad relationships with them as easily when that happens
okimstillhere: anuglypineapple: whospilledthebongwater: warsangeli: when u meet a poc and they introduce themselves w/the white pronounciation of their name like no sweetie you’re safe here, roll the r Like you might have to pronounce your names
we–like–bondage: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. -T Shamelessly reblogging ourselves. And to all the people saying, “I know this person that almost died and they said it was terrifying,” THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE A FUCKING SAFE WORD. -T
buy the kittens a new scratching post because their old one was tiny and they were now bigger than it. they spend all night playing with the box.
Scorpio usually has a countdown in their mind before they lose their cool but once it hits zero and they’re still being provoked... get ready for the sting.
fandomlife-confessions: Here’s a cold truth: I am very different from everyone I know, and they like to point that out whenever they can. I feel more at home in my favorite stories than in reality. A lot of times, I insert myself in the story, not
whatwecanfic: The thing about living on a trans-dimensional, sentient and frankly brilliant time-ship, is that, on occasion, impossible things happen. You just have to get used to it, like having a car who’s door handle sticks or is a little touchy
sophieandace: I love the different dynamics Steven has with each of the gems. Pearl is his motherly figure, Amethyst is like his fun older sister, and Garnett is like his mentor. I’m glad these relationships are developed with every episode.
Remember way back when “House Guest” aired someone wrote in to Matt Burnett saying people didn’t like seeing Greg in a bad light like that and Matt responded saying that showing the characters as heavily flawed is what makes the show
xkit’s Already Reblogged thing (where it turns the reblog button green if you already reblogged it) is being kind of buggy, I’m pretty sure its forgotten some things I’ve set to reblog (and they’d be within the 3000 posts its set to remember).
Pelicans flying way high overhead look like pterosaurs (or you know, what I imagine flying pterosaurs would look like), it’s neat
chidoree: if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because
paqistan: u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass
foxtiger1990: hamster!sam/hamster!dean Sam likes putting something in order And dean likes collecting everything he like,I mean,EVERYTHING.
piewinchesters: The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
: Jared: I’m Jared Padalecki… and I like long walks on the beach Jensen: I’m Jensen Ackles… and I like ponies… Jared: He’ll give massages a lot of the time when I get tense. Jensen: He gets tense a lot.
tarynel:iwantursex:dickprintbandit:luvyourselfsomeesteem:Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there
robotseverywhere: lesnee: “Peekaboo.” reblogging again bc you can just see them making love to each other and cd leans over and says ‘peekaboo’ and rw starts giggling and hes like ‘domey ur a dork’ and they laugh while theyre doin
saferwithme: pointy-earedbastard: offensieve: i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling #or cut my hair in a fit of rage thats supposed
staircasespirits: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written
wankoce4n: imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros
muji-milk: when u show ur parents an Amusing Thing on ur phone and they like “who is that? who wrote that? did ur friend take that pic? whos pet is that? where is that?” like i dont KNow fam its just floating around cyberspace and i caught it in
feeling pretty happy because I found this website of celebrity nude/sex scenes and they actually have small boobs too AND people like them!!!
everyone keeps talking about stars wars now and when they ask me if I’ve seen it I tell them I only watched half of the first one with my teacher and they either get weirded out or mad lol
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
makethissound replied to your post: my brother is finally starting to put together my… I thought you said towels and was like, “Why do they need towels to put a tv stand together?” excuse YOU what tv stand DOESN’T NEED TOWELS GET OUT
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
there is a furry con at the sheraton hotel across from my work and I had to grab some stuff for work from walmart by the hotel and they were there too! Interesting stuff to see a real furry. I didn’t know it was such a popular thing…
sees a photo of a sylveon plush on my dash, belonging to someone that’s showing it off and me being like, immediately spotting that it’s a bootleg
like you know what, just give me all your humanstuck Nepeta ideas, i will love all of them, they are all perfect and beautiful no matter what
am i the only person who doesn’t like the “Peridot IS DEFINITELY a bottom” headcanons L-LOLi honestly see them taking turns, doing whatever they feel like at the time
hahaha when you find out an artist you kinda liked is actually kind of a douche and trying to invalidate your poc experiences and opinions and they’re white nice
willgrahamcrackercrumbs:reasons you should date me:i bake things and they taste good usuallyi will cuddle you alwaysyou can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talki could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
dudes hook up and think because it’s a hookup that they don’t have to eat pussy. well if that’s the case, then i don’t have to suck your dick. why is oral sex for you considered standard and yet mine is considered “specialty”? 🤔 get
i am dealing with some weird issues. like trying to reconcile the fact that i’m a teacher and on sunday night i was getting fucked in the back of a car???WHEN MY ADVISOR SAID WE WERE GONNA START ACTING MORE AND MORE LIKE OUR STUDENTS, I DON’T THINK
yoursadistdaddy:when ur getting close to cumming and they start encouarging you “just like that baby…. there’s my good girl, just like that“
Does anyone else cringe a little when reading a fanfic where all the names in the anime are of Japanese descent and someone puts an OC in there and its like ‘Hello,my name is Hikaru what’s yours?“ "Jason.” Like, I understand
It’s Steven’s Birthday and they all go out on a lil beach date and Steven just gushes over how cute they are together the entire time
elasticitymudflap replied to your post:gem corruptions sound cool…ok but one half of the homocube being corrupted and the other isnt and they have to fight/bubble their love 8))well I was going todo kinda like an interlocking gem corruption with the
So uh, might there be an episode where Steven hangs out with them where they’re not upset and they are just all cuties together?
Weblena Week Day 6: Gift!I imagine that they just like…both have skull collections and Webby is giving Lena her most rare skull and it’s just real gay tm
I found this on bizarnage’s tumblr and just wow.(witchy-cats)hfhgnsdgksnfsldfksdfnsldkfnsflskdfn
listen y’all… i like rwby and i like its characters but…. it’s not super amazing y’know lmaO
Anyways don’t slip and think I don’t keep up with who has paid what for my SnapChat. If you paid ษ you only get to view. If you paid ุ, you can take screenshots. Don’t act like you don’t know this—you chose the tier to pay for when you read
