and they like
NSFW Tumblr
find and they like on porn pin board
and they like clips
wasongo: It’s 3AM so that means time for demon au! Here’s demon!Lavi. (they/them) They’re a Memitim (Grim Reaper) They like to show off their skinny legs and also use their tail as a bubble blower when bored.
When your wife opened the door of the club for you, her words filled your thoughts. “Honey, it’s a club for a selected group of wealthy men, like your company’s CEO, and they fuck only married women. They get their hubbies to fully acqui
(S) I’m pretty sure mine do just this :) (M) Yes they do! And I like to watch them…but I like it more when you cup them in your hands and hold them…
Love it when you take their pants off, and you can tell that they’ve been wanting it so bad they soaked through. - D
Some of the first fanfic I ever read was X-Men slash (I liked the cartoon) and my favourite scenarios involved Wolverine dominating Cyclops. Now men.com has made it something I can look at and they included Colby Keller. My cup runneth over.
Some times i like to doodle karezi ‘first kiss’ moments but i never post them but this one i kind of liked so im posting it. FULL SIZE
Why do men try and act like they accidentally sent you a dick pic and that it wasn’t meant for you when you don’t receive it well
Does anyone else leave their phone open on a chat or go back on to read through something & they start typing & u panic and a little voice in ur head is like “RUN AWAY QUICK DON’T LET THEM CATCH YOU”
jongene: sekaivevo: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THAN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A
I usually like the embarrassing that comes after but this is cute in its own way too!! I’m just picturing 2 happy silly drunk people having fun when the other giggles and says he’s peeing and they both laugh even harder (and wetting more x3) Omg
dreamwurks: ineffablye: Like everyone always talks about how amazing Rise of the Guardians’ animation was but I think we need to all take a step back and look at the work of art that TinTin was like just look at this animation like wow WOW look
slimes-on-you: When it dips into shit like doxing and is an -actual- threat to people? It’s beyond trolling and you can get the police involved. When it’s just smarmy assholes and they’re only saying mean things?: tbh tho walking away/avoiding
God damn anti vaxxers piss me off so much, they’re just as bad as climate change deniers. They’re fucking up everyone’s future but act all high and mighty like we’re the idiots for wanting to live beyond 20!
courtneylovedcobain: why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND,
tzysk: I forgot that I promised to post this~ My Bee and Puppycat short from Issue #4 Boom! Studios the difference between me and bee is that i would call down and ask if i could pick it up the same day and they’d be like no but i’d be like
really petty post sorry I hate having an ex I hate that they took hundreds of dollars away from my partner and they don’t care I hate that they hurt mutual friends I hate what they did to me I hate that I have to abandon so many creative writing
micdotcom: Former Planned Parenthood employee tweeted the acts of terrorism she survived After the shooting Colorado, author Bryn Greenwood tweeted a list of the regular acts of violence, intimidation, arson and vandalism she experience while working
queendivaofthedark: finnglas: just-shower-thoughts: Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”. This is because there’s always a part of your brain that’s like, “But what if I CAN’T do this?” and you’ll still
noshadeintheshadowofthecross:you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house
caedussolo: I wouldn’t be so bothered by Bioware always on about Revan if they had not made it that Revan was male. Yes. Me too. Its not a good reference to constantly be making if it only really fits a narrow selection of the fandom’s Revan
I should clarify that I’m not, like, mad at Matt or any of the crew for being upset and asking people to try to avoid spoilers, or asking people not to spread spoilers. I totally understand why they’re upset and they’re asking people to try to avoid
I was really anxious at the start of the week, about what I don’t know, but the week has actually been good so far. Really good! And not, like, because of anything in particular. I just feel good, I feel ok, I don’t feel like there’s
ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
ptsdbuffy: ptsdbuffy: dear chubby boys u are cute and have nice tummies this goes double for chubby trans boys who don’t think they look dudely enough bc they have squishy bits. ur squishy bits are nice and i like them.
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽｀*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and
so I was trying to make some gifs ‘cuz felt like it. But my photoshop kept crushing before I could save the thing I made and now I am at the adge of a break down and have rage quite everything. Ok photoshop/universe whatever, I quit r u happy
rexbutt: castiels-wormstache: 21crazygirl06: Hey wouldn’t it be awful if at the end of Supernatural Destiel had finally gotten together and stuff and they were living a domestic life and the last scene of Supernatural goes like this - Dean lays back
intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought
mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much
julieftws: sakibatch: Ugh I always forget that Benedict Cumberbatch can FUCKING DRAW Like, everything else comes to mind: singing, acting, whatever— but ART THOUGH I ALWAYS FORGET AND THEN I SEE THIS AND THIS AND THEN I REMEMBER AND IM LIKE “OH
mazikeen: #can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
pika-brew: pika-brew: My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop
Normal life AU: where boys don’t hunt supernatural, temporarily live at Bobby’s and have their dream jobs: Sam’s a lawyer and Dean’s a mechanic. After work they like to sit in front of the TV, sip beer and talk about funny incidents at work
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
austriea: when you recognize a word from another language you’ve just begun to learn and ur like hEYHeY HEY WAIT I KNOW THAT MEANS and it’s probably some thing insignificant like ‘today’ or ‘maybe’ buT YOURE SO PROUD STILL LIKE HELL YEAH
jensenacklesruinedmylife: #wHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE???!!?/ #I LOVE IT SO MUCH #SAM LITERALLY JUST #CLOSES HIS EYES #AND //BREATHES// #AND THEY DIE #LIKE FUCK MAN #MARK ME DOWN AS SCARED AND HORNY
wings-from-the-ashes: Destiel fanart|| Final part: Winter These are amazing pieces of work I find it amirable that people can be so talented and creative and they use thoses talents create something they’re passionate about. I would like to credit
deep-space-babe: Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.
osointricate: harry potter was so messed up guys not the book series the character he was so messed up like he lived in a closet and was hungry and treated like crap and no one helped him escape that life for a decade and then he finally gets to know
crazy-pages: dazzle-camouflage: theyoungerwhatelydaughter: couriers-mile: Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good Elf: everyone’s
hattubel: AU where Mikasa and Levi are involved in a small car accident, and they spent like 3 hours arguing and both “lost” their blind date #small accident because I am not Mika and I don’t want them dead I……… I am a
there are friends in each class of mine that love atla/Lok and we talk about it everyday in class AND they even ship korrasami life is good
eytancragg: silverqueen: eytancragg: did-you-kno: Source murdergoat Goats are actually really intelligent. When I was very little I was scared of the cows in our back field because they were so huge and loud and they liked to go over to people and
animeadult: animeadult: i just started watching some UK bachelor show on youtube where some of the guys are gay and the girl has to pick a straight guy by the end and they’re all meeting her for the first time and giving her presents and this one
Freaking like…one of my friends/brothers in my fraternity works at Google San Francisco and they have slides in the headquarters >. May I have a job? Please?
taurusfem: love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot
taurusfem:love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot
captain-brownie: lumos5000: captain-brownie: always date a tumblr boy because if you choose them right they’re already well educated on periods and other feminine things and they know how to deal with our fandom addictions and are probably fandom
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
oh my gosh I noticed that like everything is so beautiful then they talk and im like .. do you know how to have a mouth properly or??and my asshole? oh god what is going to happen!!! but yeah im probably going to cry a few times or hide behind stuffed
i still don’t understand why people reblog something to say that they hate it, and usually not the art but i mean the content of the art like the character/person or ship or whatever, like good for you do you want a gold sticker or some award for being
I wasn’t lyin’ that you’ve helped me out of a creative slump. So I hate machines but LOVE motorcycles and maybe I was listing to Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive too many times on repeat…have a Private motorcyclist. IDK if he’s any good (all spy
upset with my computer so i drew kawaiis so what i was going for here is that luka and miku are strangers and they happen to pass by on the street and luka notices her and is like “oh hey there lil mama u lookin’ FINE” and then miku
so they like, entered the ship’s public bath at the same time and adara might die from overheating idk
fucktoy-online-deactivated20201:i wanna tell a dom to listen to me and stay put while i touch myself, how they cant touch me and cant even get Close but i’m moaning and putting on such a pretty show— and they can tell me all sorts of mean things.
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
anyway I’m in the mood to tie up boys and make them watch me touch myself / linger my pussy right above their cock and face w/o ever letting them touch because honestly… they don’t deserve it
