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I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”
michaelblume: This is really cool (Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
jelloapocalypse: These bother me sometimes. We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it
kaciart: jujubeee mod: running from a thunder stormjujubeee mod: cackling as they swing in under a treejujubeee mod: grabbing at each otherjujubeee mod: -stop here-draiad: yesss Kili’s expression looks like he’s got a bit of a breathless laugh going
I’m always really nervous to reblog art of Hanji with breasts, because I can’t tell if the artist is misgendering them or they (like me) read them as faab and they are okay with not binding sometimes.
I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.
I feel like I have a lot of mental illness headcanons bubbling in me but I get so nervous about them because I already feel kinda fake mentally ill and they don’t really see the light of day, even though they kind of bleed into my writing.
shoutothehandcrusher: erasermic….. is good… they’re married and aizawa likes to nap ontop of yamada,,,, much to the amusement of the other teachers. but its okay bc they all promise to be quiet!!
lovefromwatson-blog: “English guys are very well put together, they dress really well and they are very well mannered. But they are also very restrained. Usually in the whole courting situation, I‘m used to being first of all, ignored for the first
andrastesgrace: diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty
danielkanhai:if you’re ever trying to get to know a person on a date or whatever, find out when they like to get to the airport. i guarantee it speaks volumes about them. some people know they have a flight at eleven and go, “should i go get breakfast
samcaarter:Chloe and Lucifer telling each other that they love each other
twilightown: one of my favorite things is when I tell people I worked in Disney World and they automatically ask “who were you???” um the churro girl
fallontonight: A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a 躔 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review. I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…
friend-of-red-jenny: waluwadjet: I’ll never understand why people don’t like Wynne. You ask her if she’s okay with leaving the kids in the tower and her response is “kill all the demons and they can’t get to the children”. She’s a fifty
mega-madridista-4-life:Steven Universe - Open Book (Sneak Peek)Because they want a new ending for a book series they like, Steven and Connie re-enact it in Rose’s room.It airs Thursday, March 19th at 6:30/5:30C on Cartoon Network.
I should really take my own advice and unfollow people who post stuff that upset me or make me uncomfortable, even if its just a personal thing and not, like, a whole big deal where they’re completely in the wrong. But I always feel like I’m overreacting
one thing that always bugged me about the Ice Age sequels, though, is that they seemed to forget or ignore Manny’s backstory from the first film. Like, there’s this whole thing about how his mate and child were murdered by humans and its like a huge
*browsing fic tags for specific ships, find some with new fics**but they all have the tags like ‘unrequited’, ‘one-sided’, or ‘just implied as a past relationship’*
@creativegeneric replied to your post: Tumbleweed Burr?? Like a sandspur?? Tiny spike… we called em goatshead thorns, and they’d track indoors on your shoes if you weren’t careful. which is bad. they
it is so weird to me when someone reblogs a post I made where I’m talking about something I liked in SU or how I think something is cute etcetc and they tag is as “su critical”. Like, it really isn’t, man, it’s like the complete opposite of
robnjaxn: Ash: I’m pretty good with balls. If you know what I mean. Yugi: I don’t know what you mean. I guess you’ll just have to… show me. ash was a jock and yugi was his goth boyfriend and they didn’t have any other friends because they obsessively
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP playing strip poker. Person A is very good at it, while Person B can’t bluff. When Person is about to take their underwear out, however, Person A just gives up playing and they have sex. Person B later says they won, since
what if minkoumizunoi where koujaku and noiz are fricking in missionary position while mink is kneeling by their faces and they’re gorging on his fat dick, lapping at the base of his dick and sucking on his balls, moans muffled. mizuki’s
ragemovement: Black mother allegedly shoplifts and gets shot and killed in front of her two children after an officer opened fire shooting into her vehicle, which the children were in at the time, all on suspicion. Her name was Shelley Frey. The family
janmariel: You know you’re attached to someone when you’ve gotten so used to talking to them on a daily basis and they’ve become a part of your happiness. But when you guys don’t talk, it’s like a part of you is gone and you just start to miss
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: askingalexandrian: acleverhufflepuff: guys what if there are real hunters and they look down at supernatural just like Sam and Dean look down at the ghostfacers mind fuck
super-wolves: REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
crapiblinked: askingalexandrian: acleverhufflepuff: guys what if there are real hunters and they look down at supernatural just like Sam and Dean look down at the ghostfacers mind fuck #those codependent fictional fuckers are at it again
senorpond: i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the
ama-ar-gi: The raven is sometimes known as “the wolf-bird.” Ravens, like many other animals, scavenge at wolf kills, but there’s more to it than that. Both wolves and ravens have the ability to form social attachments and they seem to have evolved
queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: Andrew’s face is both so mortified and happy. Like yes, this is the woman I have chosen to place my love with. And I love them so much. They are so cute it hurts
heyshezza: Since you liked the Sherlock font pack so much I made a Supernatural one aswell! Unfortunately, typography and text-on-screen is not as significant in this show as it is in Sherlock, but I tried my best. And they’re all free! Supernatural
fukkkres: when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like i donno but you do know and in ur head ur like fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
desirethepositive: I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town” and they
pizzaismylifepizzaisking: bittbybitt: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts Omfg what if you landed ok a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come
inzayned: when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
jaclcfrost: i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd
blumbitch: When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
leviathans-in-the-tardis: you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like oh
supermegawholock: mcwibbles: and-they-grew-up-heros: writer-from-the-shire: I’m so glad they got the actor descriptions so accurate I’m dying This is literally the most accurate thing like this is it those are the real characters PROFESSIONAL
everybodylovescasserole:battlepope:bowieismyboyfriend:travelingteadaze:sighbroken:do you ever just stop and think wow what the fuck these things are real and they exist in the world like what this shit ain’t just a picture it is actually literally a
excessively-spooky-courfeyrac: randomthingsthatilike123: Whatever you do, don’t think about the new Muggleborn 1st years wondering why so many of the ghosts are teenagers in modern day clothing and why so many people like to pet the air and they
niqabisinparis: When a man complains that “women are complicated” he really means “women are nothing like the cookie cutter archetypes that I formed in my head and I’ve discovered that every woman is an individual and they don’t come with a
escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,
choisiwonthirstprincess: so many ugly straight men trying to drag girls for wearing makeup and drag girls for not wearing makeup and they haven’t washed their face since birth like shut up
adoringjensen: u know how they say u act more and more like the person u love……cas is basically dean rn……and i’m not saying destiel but……..*whispers* destiel
sventhecrusader: rowdyravens: those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
sleepyspacetapir: sergle: i hate it when someone’s mad and they like… they’re not interacting with you, but within earshot or visual range they’ll slam a plate down into the sink really hard, or shut a cupboard real loud, or swear under their
imnotcoolish: I’m actually terrified of the day I end up really really liking someone and they like me back, because I am a fucking disaster and will hurt them and hurt myself.
I like the sentiment and i like that it’s a pic from Melbourne.
thiccbitch: people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
dirtyberd: dirtyberd: DB: @stoya and scruffy James Deen approved. And they like my butt !!! #thisactuallyhappened #what You better listen to them. They’re porn royalty you know
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
