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kinkygal312: Mmmm I love eggplant! Aubergines are the way forward. You can always eat them, they are good for you, and they come in more range of sizes than expensive toys. They also help create massive gapes like this.
saythankyoumaster:When it’s your birthday and your three girl friends take you over to be fucked by the neighbor you’ve always had a crush on.
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
“Oh hon…thats not the best part! They actually get up six days a week and go to ….ready?. WORK! "OMG! You mean like…at a factory or something? ” “Yes! And they make barely enough to stay alive!”
grey-violet:thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
areyoutryingtodeduceme: HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TEAS I MADE FOR THAT ONE POPULAR FRANCHISE? AND THEY WERE SUPER POPULAR AND LIKE EVEN THE ACADEMY AWARDS MENTIONED THEM? AND THEN LAWYERS WERE LIKE “OOPS, NOPE.”Well I fixed them so the lawyers
ok tentatively going to use he/his pronouns, but like. only close friends are allowed to use them (feel free to message me if you aren’t sure if you’re able to ). please use ae/aer and they/their otherwise.
actualhansolo: i love goin to the store and seeing all the star wars shit like i just bought star wars mac and cheese and star wars cheez its and they got star wars soup and fuckin star wars bandaids its suhc a Good time to be alive as a star wars fan
thebloggerbloggerfun: I really like how Pushing Daisies is this older show and the fandom just made a recurrence out of no where. It’s almost like They came back from the dead. Probably because the creator also made the new Hannibal show and new
kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and
I got blood drawn this morning (for tests) and they had to fill like 7 of those vials. Right before they did the last one, the needle popped out of my arm and I bled all over the chair/armrest thing. Then they had to take blood from the other arm for
mechandra: artemispanthar: you know whenever you see someone gushing over fairly detailed fanart and saying “this looks better than the show” or “why can’t the show look like this” that they know jack about animation psa for those of you reading
there-is-only-us: wa-arom: i-n-h-a-l–e: whatokay: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing
do you ever remember really old fics you’ve read from your previous fandoms and realize how shitty they were and just kind of cringe.
senpai why did you like that post. senpai why were you on my blog. senpai why didn’t you follow me. senpai why.
my classmates in my physics class are so fucking cisnormative and they’re always arguing over shit they know nothing about.
i’m still not over allmate high au and i’m still mad about it stopping right when rensha was gonna happen
My therapist’s office believes in asking patients what they liked most and least about each session. Since I have no problems with how my sessions go, my answer for what I like least is pretty much the same thing every week; I deeply resent that
When you like something and someone tries to make it look like they like it more:
orangewave: it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if
cheesewong: I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like but put them in a room together and they’re like
freckledtrekkie: Some character deaths matter and they hurt and you cry but they make sense But there are some character deaths where YOU’RE JUST ANGRY LIKE WAS THAT ACTUALLY NECESSARY WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU COULD’VE GONE SOMEWHERE WITH THAT ANYWHERE
whoufflewithcastiel: I like how the trailer is like “The Doctor’s darkest day yet” and they show clips like these
merthurlocked: jensenacklesmishacollins: x my favourite type of hug involves these two hugging each other like ‘ugh this will be manly’ but then they touch and its like ‘oh shit fuck aroo, I need to hug him like I need air’
lokis-army-at-221b: ewmartin: sherlike: ewmartin: what if during john’s stag, sherlock and john get so drunk that they reach a point where sherlock is like “you show me yours and i’ll show you mine” and they compare scars i thought that was
shiraae: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THEN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT
calibornsbottomboo: a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her
dicklover3000: hespokeoftoast: shutupaubrey: If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m
ivettehomestuck: almondskeyess: no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
dogapult: today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
nixpunk: significant other is one of my favourite terms. like, there are many, but this one is significant. and they’re other. and they’re mine. significantly mine
marypsue: marypsue: Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear. Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
finlandiyeah: ITS SO CUTE HOW EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE LIL THING THAT THEY CAN JUST TALK ABOUT FOREVER AND NOT GET TIRED ABOUT AND THEY’RE ALL SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER LIKE IT COULD BE LANGUAGES OR COWS OR PLANES OR COFFEE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT
fallofthe-reichenbach: So today we were playing a game where you had to name song titles that began with a certain letter And they had to be as obscure as possible The letter T came up, and straight away I was like TWIST AND SHOUT And it fucking won
flippyspoon: imagine oliver wood when he’s an old man talking to his grandchildren and they’re like, “grandpa, you must’ve known harry potter, right!” and he’s like “oh yes, he was on my quidditch team, he was a great seeker even just
shanology: thelingerieaddict: shiningartifact: consulting-time-captain: remyreaper: seispassaros: Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways. And,
nubbsgalore: “he was tired of livin’ like the rest of ‘em, nosin’ around like a pig in a gutter. he wasn’t in the mood no more. he figured there must be somethin’ wrong with him, the way they always got no luck, and they ought to get it straightened
velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help especially younger female
grox:grox:WTF is this person on aboutI’m imagining a bunch of sims in their house with like bowls of chips everywhere and each bowls got green stink lines coming off them
kakashihotake: the SADDEST thing ever in an anime is when the most cool and collected character who always has their poker face on has a huge emotional breakdown and they let all of their emotions out and they’re just screaming and crying like there
acuisle: setting sun society6 —- gift art for bean-sith who won a secret giveaway. they had a really great prompt and i hope they like the result as much as i liked making it!
lambitymoon: I AM DONE WITH THIS HOLY MACKEREL! @m@ It’s everyone with their unique hourglasses from “Steven and the Stevens”! If the temple wasn’t destroyed, I’d like to think they all walked away with the ones they liked. Especially Garnet
judgedteenblogger: whatokay: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two
when I was in school (well still am) I would always prefer male teachers, they were always nicest to me and it was easy to talk to them and they were so helpful and sweet and one of them used to talk to me a lot and even gave me his number
novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
so i have to take like 5 different pills like 2-4 times a day and they all cause dizziness and tiredness and im just uGHGHhfdg cause i literally can’t do anything but be awake for a few hours at a time and i just have a constant headache and im
I just need this moment to vent. I met someone who had me smiling and doing flips and they seemed totally interested. Suddenly I got nothing. Small messages and no responses. Then they up and moved north. Not too far though. I got anxious and depressed
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
One of the best feelings is when someone reblogs your art, and they don’t even watch the show or don’t know anything about the character, but they still reblog it because they liked it so much anyway ;A;
youareliketheseasons: stupidteenageblogger: whatokay: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing
eocb replied to your post “so i KNOW its not likely but god, if ur listening, can ishtar be in…” wouldn’t Ereshkigal be the Rin Hakuno wants listen,,eresh only just came
When creepy dudes at work over use pet names like sweetie, babe, honey etc 🤢
