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flowergeorgia: brown eyes are stunning too - they are a secret until the sunlight falls onto them and then they turn into gold
bizea: They come without asking, and then they leave just the same. But once you meet them, even if nobody ever knows it, that encounter will change your life for the better. Natsume Yuujinchou
sapphicscience:honestly tumblr ideological discourse is such a mess, like, a huge section of tumblr is young people being inundated with radical ideas that they’ve never been exposed to before with absolutely no context, and then they’re expected
first they laugh then they copy
godlessondheimite:I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
pandabair: “And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, as equals, they departed this life.” -Tale of the Three BrothersMore edits here.
da-badguy: #NiggasBeLike …. a damn shame and then they get mad they been following a tranny lol (at Walmart Supercenter)
a-trans-goddess: Last night I was kicked out of an establishment in my hometown for being transgender. The manager and her employees were all rude and calling me a “fucking tranny.” Naturally I got upset, and I stood up for myself and then they called
cassierolee: tmobileofficial: jamm3d: tidesretreat: BABY ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that. So fuckin adorable
wet-monsoon: wet-monsoon: my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for
godlessondheimite: I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
thehappyhooker: Sometimes I have horrible awkward sex with a client (on their part, not mine. I’m great) and I leave and I’m like wow that person did not seem into that and then they text me “thanks that was great!!” and I’m like yikes how
realitytvbitch: When you follow someone because they’re cute and then they turn out to be really annoying
pokemoncap: mstumpfig: pokemoncap: and then they both drowned. REST IN PIKACHUS THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED ye it is they died RIP.
xicxbanda: mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy
assbutt-in-the-garrison: Men Experiencing Labor Pains With their wives supporting them. “Men can handle anything” “Women exaggerate everything” And then they realized just how wrong they were This is the best thing ever.
niggaimdeadass: rasdivine: i have to reblog this again because ugggh. THIS is how you do it. this is how break down a people. like the beginning. strip them of their language, along with everything else that makes them who they are. and then they
Dear diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old and then they die. That’s the world we live in, but how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old, never gets hurt. Someone who changes in ways that can`t
niallthepeople: betterbeamazayn: It looks like a senior portrait in some kind of god school… ^ CHRIST. and then they have the varsity shit. why don’t they make them like this at my school fuck.
alligatorsandcheese: atenderofsycamoretrees: peggaboo: mswitek: They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery. AND THEN THEY
watchingmefuck: So, I loved this gym because it had single occupancy changing room/showers… And then they noticed that my lover and I were going in at the same time and “showering” together and the gym staff didn’t like that. In our defense..
confessions-of-sinful-loneliness:I just want to sit on someone’s lap in my underwear and an oversized shirt and make out until we’re both so horny we’re delirious and then they can throw me down and fuck me until I’m trembling is that too much
edsheewalkedd: what if you gave your blog to your kid and then they passed it down to their kid and that just kept going and your blog just got passed down through generations and became the family trademark
That feeling when small children insult you and then they think they are so cool.
jackolanternoff: the thing about fall out boy is that they write these lyrics that you might initially not really connect with until you’re singing them to yourself at 1 AM and then they hit you like a fucking pile of bricks
lynati: savethefirecat: foreverravenclaw: Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do??? For those who can’t go to the ocean…. …I
datunofficialdisneyprincess: chiptunesoprano: nevvymaster: otterparade: shortylego: vishbythefishboy: howtobethatawkwardgirl: did-you-kno: Source What happened along the way? THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN
the funniest thing is when someone says all canadians sound the same then they get hellfire rained upon them“we dont all sound the same and we DO NOT say eh or aboot”“there is newfie, western and ontario”“but northern ontario
sometimes I like that people see me and I’m this tiny, quiet girl who waves at dogs and treats everyone like my friend and who doesn’t swear but instead says son of a biscuit and then they forget that I’m the same girl that got kicked out of two
“The funny thing is people look at me and go, ‘Is that the girl from Harry Potter?’ And then they shake their heads and say: ‘No, it can’t be, she’s on public transport.’ And I’m sat there secretly thinking: ‘Ha Ha that’s funny’”
cannibalpie-deactivated20120314: Murphy: But how would anyone recognize us? Connor: You don’t remember those sketches on the news channel? Murphy: Shit. That’s right. Y’know, every time they show those composites on TV and then they catch the guy,
damngreenberg: swingsetindecember: halffizzbin: emmastoned: rebelsflesh: everyone hates teen wolf until they start watching teen wolf #and then they hate themselves
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
can we do that thing again where you put a fandom that someone doesn't belong to in their ask box and then they tell you what they think it is
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
rel4d2: johnlock-in-kneesocks: katyhelena: demigodofhoolemere: this is an accurate representation of my entire life Also applies to TV series. Might I add, they’re reading Sherlock Holmes. AND THEN THEY SPENT THE DAY COSPLAYING IN LONDON
I so successfully avoided seeing Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked photos for months because it’s fucking heinous and disgusting and WRONG what was done to her. I wanted no part of it. I still don’t. And then they appeared on my dash just now and I almost
funkgamut: Not exactly a catalogue but im still p miffed that they had a full 5 minutes PLUS a musical number to orchestrate the biggest jailbreak of all time and then they just left
tinskanix: mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy
no-url-ideas-tho: no-url-ideas-tho: I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s
nightingaletherobber: this-is-milo: no-url-ideas-tho: no-url-ideas-tho: I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other
notebooksandlaptops: Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that
officialjanetweiss: Bluey | Season 1 Episode 43 “Camping”Sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go. But that’s sad. It is. But the bit where they were here was happy. Wasn’t it?
724-6924: Don’t you worry, they’re going to open you right up. And then they’re going to ruin you.
