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askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
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queenlionesss: HUGE PET PEEVES OF MINE….1. When dudes hit me up with a whole speech about how they want to get to know me and then I’m like “what’s up” and then they become M.I.A. Dudes that don’t step up work my nerves and get ignored.
this was gonna be a platonic anniversary pic but as i sketched it they kept getting closer and closer together and then they were holding hands and then the text emerged and idgaf MARRIED HAPPY FIRST MEETING ANNIVERSARY BABIES
kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
8ths:i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’
drunkacademic:Protagonists in Russian Novels are like “I know a place”, and then take you to the depths of despair, and then they realize there’s an even deeper pit of despair they didn’t know about, and take you there
wrestlingssexconfessions: I keep on dreaming that CM Punk is Brock Lesnar’s bitch and they fuck and kiss seductively everyday.And then I come and and I let them dominate me in the same time they dominate each other too.And then they stop to fuck
sayariel: youshouldseethespearmintrhino: blainecries: THIS IS A FUCKING MAGNUM AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN VANILLA ON THE INSIDE BUT THE BEST IS WHEN ITS CHOCOLATE INSIDE BECAUSE THEN ITS ALL CHOCOLATEY OH MY
roughly9000: I don’t like relationships like they see each other for the first time and the guy’s like “Soo you wanna go out?” nah nah I like when people meet and become friends and there’s character development and they GO THROUGH THINGS TOGETHER
Here’s an old school Warcraft joke for you
I’m really amused by the thought of Mike’s guys tailing Kim and Jimmy just watching their cartoon scam shenanigans between mundane lawyer stuff and then relaying everything to straight-faced Mike like “and then the guy, who, again, is
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
follovved: there are only a few days left in septemeber anD THEN ITS OCtober o spooky anD then its novembER O O AN D THEN AND THEN IT IS …. FUKCING DECEMBER, DICIEMBRE THE BES T THE BEST THAT MEAN S CHRISTMAS„,.. COLD??.. LIGHTS.„„ HAPPY ???????
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
satanlickmydick: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: IF TONY STARK HAS ANXIETY AND BRUCE BANNER TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND THEY CAN STILL SAVE THE WORLD AND THEN CAN STILL BE OKAY THEN I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL THIS IS THE BEST MOTIVATOR I HAVE SEEN
destroy-me-in-the-tardis: Imagine Castiel and Dean hiding their relationship and one night they’re cuddling on the couch in the bunker watching TV because they think Sam is out, but then Sam walks in and is like “What the hell?!?” and then he’s
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just
rickdaryl: Now, sooner or later, they would’ve found us, just like those Wolves did, just like Jesus did. They woulda killed someone or some of us. And then they would try to own us. And we would try to stop them. But by then, in that kind of fight,
paaulrex: taycreatesmemories: Jack and went up the hill to go smoke some marijuana Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun Silly forgot her pill and then they had a son
elikicksass: I swear parents sometimes accuse you for the most stupidest shit ever without realistic evidence so they yell at you then they bring other stuff in which has nothing to do with what they were yelling at first and then they start talking
houseadhesive: OKAY BUT can you imagine black widow and gamora meeting and just looking at eachother like “who the fuck are you” And then they both look back at their teams and they’re like “who the fuck is she” AND THEN THEY BECOME BEST FRIENDS
chuckquizmo: people with funny laughs are the best because once they start laughing they laugh really cute and funny and then start laughing at how funny their laugh is and then they laugh at how long they’ve been laughing and they can’t stop laughing
lostboyszouis: i love in movies where the parents and kid fight.. and then later the parent goes and knocks on the child’s door …… and the parent apologizes and they have a healthy talk about what they fought about …. and then they hug it out?
gg-art: I swear to god all my watercolors are like kids who start out really gorgeous in childhood and then they hit puberty and everyone’s like JESUS CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED and then it’s a total toss up as to whether they emerge into a beautiful
naive-innocence: I feel like guys just build up a friendship in order to have sex. They think they can just talk to me and then fuck me and then they are done. To me, that’s disrespectful but most do that. I just want to know their intentions before
dajeve: i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me
codeinewarrior: i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would
acciofrary: #ok so they make it to paris #and they dance under the stars and watch for fireflies and at one point francis teaches mary how to shoot an arrow #and they just do anything and everything #and then they make it back home #safe and sound #and
heidancho: “People are full of contradictions. They’re lonely, and then they’re not. They’re missed, and then they’re not.”
neotrances:this person came to self check out and had two trans flag pins on their hat and they were holding like five different kinds of sushi platters and struggling and then they looked at the machine and then at me and stared at my trans necklace
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
People are full of contradictions. They're lonely. And then they're not. They're missed.And then they're not.
People of color don’t see people of color on Tumblr blogs that post nude images. So people of color feel uncomfortable submitting themselves, as they feel they don’t belong. So then because people of color don’t see themselves, they feel as if they
retr0philia: you know when you’re super enthusiastic about something and you try to tell someone but then they shoot you down and you’re just like “oh” and you’re evidently upset and then they try to make up for it but like no you already fucked
I just need this moment to vent. I met someone who had me smiling and doing flips and they seemed totally interested. Suddenly I got nothing. Small messages and no responses. Then they up and moved north. Not too far though. I got anxious and depressed
aww, now they’re arguing with each other they’re so close now uwu