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janan3s: “See? You can keep them on the edge like this very easy. At a certain point all you have to do is tickle the spot where the skin is attached to the penis, on the unside of the glans, every now and then. They start leaking and leaking. They
At first they cheered him to show them his big cock, after, they cheered your wife to suck his cock and then all of them repeated as a chorus, “ask him to fuck your wife, ask him to fuck your wife.”
lomadia: House is the best. I lived for these random consults he did. You’re leaving out the part where they mentioned they’d consulted with a nutritionist who approved of the diet, and then they later found out the baby was losing weight
okay these turned out kinda cute @w@ it’s the first time i ordered from this place so i wasn’t sure how they’d look but yeah they look pretty nice uuuuu these are charms for fanime; i did not buy many so i don’t know if i will
When I see a student texting and smiling, and then they suddenly ask me if they can go to the washroom
rickraunch: The “rim chair” (aka “rimseat,” “rim stool”) is a favorite contraption for fags who know their place in life. They often invite real men over to get high and then they crawl under the seat so they can experience what its like
On stage, wrestling two gorgeous naked ladies was awesome! The slippery jelly and how grabby they were was a lot of fun… and then they pulled my swim trunks off. That was the start of some much more interesting moves! I found that both of them
Dont You Hate It When They Say That They Are Going To Pay You Back 200 For The Phone, And Then They End Up Not Paying Anything!! Fucked Right?
broccloi: today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all”
tempt-me: next concert i go to and im in the front im putting super glue on my hands so when the singer touches my hand they’ll be stuck to me and then they have no choice but to be my friend.
intellectual-tipster: So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
best-of-funny: breakingbag: do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine X
sirartwork: sirartwork: inspredwood: @sirartwork Explain well you see, when a horse and shoe love each other very much, they undress, get into a bed together and then they S̷͕͆͊̀̎̏͊H̴̟͖̪̗͕̅͐Į̶̹̲̪̓͠T̵͎̥̩̃̍ O̶̢̙̊̆̄̎͠N̸͎͈̕͜
bearicorn:afronerdism:guerrillatech:Eugenics I just felt these tags were too important not to add @blacksasuke and then white people blame black people for being distrustful of doctors and medicine in general :^) love to see it
antifeministmemes: People who use a lack of education to justify subjecting poor people to poverty are fucking revolting. They’ve invented a system wherein poor people cannot obtain a quality education because they are poor and then they use that lack
ohsogleekyy: the-hypocritical-critic: cpcoulter: veldargone: and then they kiss. I wonder if people who don’t watch Merlin look at this and believe they are boyfriends. Because those people are right. seriously I was just about to reblog this
fluorescent-gay-deactivated2020:There’s nothing more disappointing than a found family dynamic that ends with “And then they all went their seperate ways and remembered their wacky found family fondly” like no shut up they all live in the same place
thefoundationproject:itstimeforstarwars:My favorite dynamic in both platonic and romantic ships are “we share the braincell” or “they are both very smart until you put them together and then they’re dumbasses.”“My braincell is allergic
You know those America’s Funniest Home Videos where they’re filming something mundane that nobody would film (like people washing dishes) and then something wacky happens out of the blue and you get that suspicious feeling that they had staged
Also, it seems like the ‘week of premieres’ have been working on well for CN. Adventure Time had one in November and then they had the Stevenbomb in March. Since then Clarence had a week of premieres not too long ago and next week Uncle Grandpa is
thyrell: tainbocuailnge: diamond and pearl were so fucking STUPID honestly. two fire types available in the whole region and then they made a fire type elite four and nowhere along the development process did they think ‘hey maybe if we have to give
catholicamputee: This gif really looks like they’re all clapping and smiling until he shakes his first, and then they stop and look all serious.
rubee: theinternethastakenover: REMEMBER WHEN TIMMY AND JIMMY MET AND IT BLEW OUR FUCKING MINDS yeah and then they joined the crips because they thought it meant the cripples
maxonshreaves: when your otp is in an intense argument and their faces get closer together but then they stop talking and they look at the others’ lips
blackourstory: sancophaleague: They taught you in america that all Africans were chasing lions , naked, starving and swinging from trees. Then they taught you in Africa that black americans were Lazy, good for nothing, violent and on drugs. “akata”.
itsshameless: blackmattersus: As it turns out, Lochte and his teammates were at a Rio gas station, and one of them got locked in a bathroom. To get the teammate out, they broke down the door. And then they got into an altercation with a gas station
petermaximoff: aristrudel: petermaximoff: ever noticed how black girls look amazing in yellow and brown girls look amazing in red and they both look amazing in orange and then they Also both look amazing in every single other color ever. discuss?
eyeballfarts: i had a dream that i entered the world’s sexiest virgin contest and then the judges made me have sex with them, and then they’re all ,”you’re disqualified.”
pachi9x9kissui-chan: let-me-bleed: In my Sociology class, we had to write every hurtful word we’ve ever been called on a sticky note and then stick it to our body. We then went around and took them off of each other. Most of us in tears…this is
ifoundapairofsocks: cinematicablog: So I’ve been watching this over and over again… marvelling at how the camera man perfectly captured the roll focus (When they change focus from their faces to the badges) And then I looked closer….. And……
mrfizzlessaysyourelying: little-red-ridinghoodie: aesthetic-dissonance: #I love how Jensen actually knows exactly what he’s doing#because he’s actually been a model#But then Jared walks up like *Flop* *Flop* *FlaiL* and then just goes OMG I can’t#and
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
donnermaysilee: YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING OH WELL MY FUCKING
mancandykings:“So all of this is terrific, but at the end of the day, they haven’t made my life as satisfying as my kids and stuff. I know how clichéd that sounds, but it is true, and it’s kind of where I’ve ended up. It’s my job, and then
elfpen: Does anyone else have like a strike system for the blogs they follow like when you start seeing lots of unwanted crap from their blog and you’re like “come on, bro, I don’t want to but I will” and then it doesn’t stop and it gets worse
robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS
chevrolangels: cas is traumatized y’know what would fix it talking it out with dean and then maybe hugging it out and then maybe cuddling it out
fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat: AU: Dean and Castiel meet for the first time in algebra class in senior year. They develop a friendship and then slowly fall in love. A BIG thank you to jimmymk23, who stayed with me after school and wrote as Dean. Thank
abigailpents: “Then, we thought that he should slowly morph into Prince’s colors. He should start all black, and then the purple comes out as he falls in love and embraces falling in love with Stede.”
alteredasses: The whole reason they stretched her ass out so often, and so far, was so that now and then they could come back in from an afternoon run, she could bend over like this, and he could comfortably fuck her sweaty hole without having to get
davejadetier: davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE
———– I still have trouble reconciling that she and I tore up all the roses. I have trouble believing that I actually miss them being there. I never paid attention to them until they were gone, and then they were and I suddenly
Why is it the last 5ish guys I’ve talked to we talk and talk they seem super keen to meet up we pick a day and something to do aaaaaaand then they ghost me 🙄 fuck this
meatblade: gookgod: I want dogs to evolve to see the same colors we do I don’t. What happens when they can differentiate between red and green? Dogs will start buying cars, and then they’ll buy houses and breed with our women. Not in my America.
bondagephotos: Charlotte has plans with Jennifer to out. Jennifer arrives and Charlotte clearly doesn’t like what she’s wearing. They start arguing about the outfit and then they get physical. Busty beauty Charlotte overpowers Jennifer and pushes
I hate it when I’m watching a really hot porn, and they get to where the rimming’s gonna start… and all that happens is a few licks and then they move on. Total boner-shrinker. :(
lillianloverly: THIS IS A PSA THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU
punkgrape: misspiggyoinkoink: oppijopi3: This is my idea of a perfect date That’s how I show I’m fun to be around and THEN they come back for more and THeN i best them at Mario kart
beforerains: why are boys so cute and flirty for a couple of days and then they disappear for weeks and act like they dont even know u Because all boys are assholes
how does it always happen to me? everytime, i think its someone i can trust, and they promise theyll still be my friend, and theyll be there for me. and then they completely stop talking to me after. i guess my only use is being used.
carnivaloftherandom: mshoneysucklepink: And then they have the GALL to spin it and say “See, Obamacare is screwing you over, we’re the poorest state and they’re charging us the highest premiums.” It’s because YOU TURNED DOWN THE MONEY. Dear
cuddlebugriki: extramadness: More quotes here Yup, and it doesnt matter if it is just a friend, or a lover. It messes you up no matter who it is. If you have put your faith and trust in them and then they prove that they weren’t deserving of it,
catastrophic-fallen-angel: dontgigglesherlock: there’s this commercial on tv now for supernatural and they’re basically like “The Winchester brothers are back for more mysterious and dangerous adventures” and then they fucking show this clip
kingjaffejoffer: humansofnewyork: “I knew a person who worked for an insurance company. I’d give her some money and then she’d give me all the information I needed to open fake credit lines. I’d create fake drivers licenses and then go into
labrujita: “Take off everything except your stockings and shoes, girl.” They told her and then they tied the blindfold around her eyes and led her over to the end of the bed. “Now sit there quietly. Open your legs so we can see all
davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER
warriormale:Eros — body and soul. They spent their afternoons Wrestling and Fighting Nude at the Palaistra. And then they went to all-male dinner parties where all would have been nude at least to the waist
