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too-much-is-not-enough: I’ll have them done as big as you want. Huge.Enormous. Gargantuan. I’ll get implants so big, you’ll want to show me off to everyone. And then, they’ll be so big we’ll never go out again.And then after that, I’ll have
Yep. And if you’re not doing it right, they’re gonna tremble and knees buckle & give it up the very moment a real man pushes them. And then they’ll want it that way forever more. Get with the program!
slutzmotivation: your friends always let you drink too much at parties and then they make you do stupid stuff. this time,they told you to dress up like a slutty chick and prank one of the football players. you were dancing with one of them and grinding
silverdreaming: nO BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THINGSTILES SAYS “THE HOTTEST GIRL” AND THEY JUST AGREE, NO ONE BATS AN EYELID, EVEN ISAAC WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THEN HE JUST sOMEBODY HELP ME
lovesextoys These horny lesbians licked and fucked each other’s pussies to warm them up, and then they really got each other cumming when they spread their ass cheeks and fucked that tight hole as well.
thyrell: tainbocuailnge: diamond and pearl were so fucking STUPID honestly. two fire types available in the whole region and then they made a fire type elite four and nowhere along the development process did they think ‘hey maybe if we have to give
milesphoenix: a-terror-of-shadow-and-flame: lastwaterbender: I like in the Fellowship of the Rings where they are standing outside the big ass door with the riddle “Speak friend and enter” thing. And then they’re like, what’s friend in elvish
Changed my mind, hate cats. Especially at 7 in the morning on a saturday when they meow at my bedroom door (despite me already giving them fresh food and water) and then jump at it.
ask-fabulousjin: whoopscloplockbox: ask-fabulousjin: i just had to do it :D “And then they fucked~” And then this happens. X3
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: finepieceofcas: a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe Actually theres
derpcakes: There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much
mrv3000: I still say they should have had Doctor Who’s Next Doctor. Where 20 contestant/actors have to live in a house together and do crazy shit like hit on John Barrowman for points. Judging would be a panel of ex-Doctors where David Tennant would
facetiousnotfascist: meanwhileinpetesworld: and then they kissed and nothing bad happens and they live happily together forever more.
severedned:rosetta-stoned-bitch:simplyclockwork:kalichnikov:eldritchidiot:the whole squadThanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don’t enjoy this at allthat’s insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief.You gotta
usefulmuse: Okay but I’m always a slut for the Enemies-to-Friends-to-Lovers trope where they’re forced to work together while lost/stuck in a hostile environment and slowly build their relationship, first out of reluctant necessity, but then learn
evil-sherlock-holmes: i-am-sherloki-d: imagine the person who becomes a fan of sherlock next year or so. they’ll watch the episodes, and get to the reichenbach fall, and be desperate to know what happens next… and then they can just click ‘next
just-shower-thoughts: Clouds are just like people, they drink water, they grow, they cry and then they die.
killbenedictcumberbatch: pesthouse: killbenedictcumberbatch: “I hope all rapists go to jail for the rest of their lives!” “and then when they get to jail they get raped everyday so they have a taste of their own medicine!”
discare: Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in
fromonesurvivortoanother: it’s bullshit that someone can do fucked up things and mess you up for years and years, and then they get to go and have a perfectly normal, wonderful life and not have to deal with any of the consequences of what they’ve
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
Twin flames can leave the candle at anytime. They don’t always come back. They may remember you as the best time of their life but never return. Why? Cus they tired of the same old flame till it’s too late, and then they can’t go back out of pride.
illumahottie: hunnessy: #when they sucking on ur clit and then they uh #slide them 1-2 fingers in #and start digging for the answers to life in ya pussy #and the lord himself comes down and gives you a high five #like bitch u made it
solizardlike: men need to learn that they are programmed to ignore women, and interrupt women ,and speak over women, and undermine and under appreciate them and then they need to spend a lot of time consciously trying to stop
saturnineaqua: trixibelle: velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help
tricksterity: yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their
chefpyro: chefpyro: imagine being tyson hesse and you draw this and then they hire you to work on the official comics and to animate the sonic mania opening AND to redesign sonic for the movie cause they messed up the first time sega really saw
emptyheadgamer: kedreeva: Okay that’s fair, they didn’t accidentally do anything, but what they did was EXTREMELY COOL. They located a cluster of genes that were present in birds but NOT present in non-beaked creatures and then they turned it off.
that-twink-over-there: meanguerita: whytookyouradvice: women with porn blogs be like “daddy fucked me hard style and then bought me taco bell cunch wap supeme cuz i was a good girl i love daddy’s cum” and then they post a pic of their bf and he
purpskurpp: Today in improv we were playing freaky Friday, a game where there are 2 people and every now and then they switch personalities but before u play there has to be a place set like where they are and I suggested a Chinese restaurant and no
broodingsoul: 64bitwar: onlinepunk: Gay ppl who are biphobic make literally no sense and yet here they are they make perfect sense. they had the minimum human decency to pick a fucking side pick a fucking side? what the fuck you think LGBT stands
dean challenge: otp [1/1]↳ “[…] they’re kind of chained together and one moves ahead and drags the other one with him and then they reverse and…it’s the epic love story of Sam and Dean.“ — Eric Kripke, season five DVD commentary for
thebusylilbee: they really sold us this show on the concept of the badass solitary bounty hunter that will go around the galaxy to like, fight people and do cool stuff… and then they gave us…… a Dad and his Adorable Green Baby ?!? and he tries
yeehawlw: the thing where 2 guys or 2 girls’s hands are resting near each other and then they start inching closer and brushing fingers then eventually linking pinkies or fully holding hands while completely avoiding eye contact is THE most tender and
vodkaslumber: This reminds me of when someone takes selfies and they find a really good angle and then they don’t want to take a picture looking exactly the same so they just like stick their tongue out
meanguerita: whytookyouradvice: women with porn blogs be like “daddy fucked me hard style and then bought me taco bell cunch wap supeme cuz i was a good girl i love daddy’s cum” and then they post a pic of their bf and he looks like this Just
adequategatsby: you know how you see people’s icons all the time and you start to think that that’s how they look and then they post a picture of themselves and you’re like “holy shit! you’re not andrew garfield!” and your world crashes down
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM!
ermitan: Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM! RHYSE
While Mr. Crude was chatting with Case, Casey walked up and gave her a little hug. Case whispered something in her ear and then Casey whispered back, and then they both looked back at him with big smiles on their faces.“Okay, what are you two up to?”
jimfinite-moriparty: wingedknightofmisha: I love how Jared and Jensen are just trying to out-pose each other and then they finally look over and see Misha’s pose and they just lose it. i thought that was a giant misha omg
Alexa Chung: There was a really upsetting one when Alex had written me a Valentine card and I had accidentally left it in a bar. And someone sold it to the Sun and then they printed it, and they changed it so it didn’t look like a Valentine card, and
beerinabox: meowfaces-foryou: Just a reminder:the natural diet of the Bearded Vulture is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they
fallenbadass: i love it when my friends watch a tv show i’ve already seen every episode of and they ask me if a certain character is going to die and i’m like no and then they get to the episode the character dies and i get to watch them fall apart
remiivoxerplemii02: meanguerita: whytookyouradvice: women with porn blogs be like “daddy fucked me hard style and then bought me taco bell cunch wap supeme cuz i was a good girl i love daddy’s cum” and then they post a pic of their bf and he looks
abearygoodblog: “When the female saw him,” Schulz said, “she huffed at her cubs, and then they just pinned their ears back and ran.” Leaping over floes, they kept going long after they’d made good their escape. ©Florian Schulz/National Geographic
Yes it’s hard to believe you’re beautiful when people ignore you, when they disappear on you, when they won’t do certain things with you. When you have deep conversations together and then they meet you and you never hear from them again
You know when dudes are so attentive to you to get your attention?? And then they get it and suddenly you’re only worth a few texts a day. So you get mad but then their texts are cute or thoughtful and it’s like WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH
orphankin:What if we filled the Disney tag with just so much porn and then they had to ban it and then Disney idk started a fight with Tumblr idk how it works. This is a bad and funny idea
i just had a passing thought of a situation where maybe miku walks up to luka like “yo whats up” and luka replies and then they convo but then rin walks by to open a window cause its hot and when she does this huge gust of wind blows in the
but rly tho if you know what “mafia” is go play, but if u don’t know then they you can learn along the way i hear its easy~~ ahaha they will guide you they need 3 more players to start! and you get to be vOCALOIDS~ sparkle sparkle
morrigan-disapproves: gaymergirls: i hate when i read an amazing, game-changing fic by an author and go to their profile, eyes a-twinkle, and #DID THEY EVEN EXIST#OR WHERE THEY SOME PIXIE OR LOST GHOST#HERE AMONG US FOR A BRIEF TIME#AND THEN GONE
nebulaires: nebulaires: look I know this is sappy and cheesy but u know when a character loses control of their power or they’re possessed or w/e and their s/o shouts their name running towards them and then they stop their rampage and let their s/o
browningtons: like seriously during daft punks performance they got the whole place dancing and standing for them in their first live performance in 6 years and then they win album of the year which is the biggest award they could get, not to mention
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