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imawaytoneverland: Just checked my mailbox and someone - not sure who - ordered me the Baby Pants training panties I wanted so bad frommy amazon wishlist. Its my first ever pair and I love them! Wearing them now and will take pictures soon. Daddy said
experienceisbest: The Secret Meetings It was getting too difficult. Making love in the laundry room while his wife and daughter were asleep upstairs was just too risky. Eventually someone would discover them and all hell would break loose. It was better
sanderlust: my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked Imagine shower sex and someone falls and dies.
heart: EVERYONE ON TWITTER IN MY SCHOOL DISTRICT IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE SCHOOL TO CANCEL TOMORROW (because freezing cold outside) AND ALL THE OTHER DISTRICTS HAVE CLOSED AND PEOPLE ARE SENDING EMAILS AND TWEETING AND SOMEONE TWEETED THIS OMFG
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
the funniest thing is when someone says all canadians sound the same then they get hellfire rained upon them“we dont all sound the same and we DO NOT say eh or aboot”“there is newfie, western and ontario”“but northern ontario
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please
I want to be able to drive without panicking every second and I want to have my own apartment and live with darfin and I want to gain weight but none of this appears to be happening anytime soon
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
ya know when someone does something that makes them so hot and you can feel your heartbeat in your clit and it gets all warm and you have to bite your lip to keep it together bc ya
youretheweenie: hetalia-club: genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture. Whole heartily agree
my friend was talking about something with someone else on her wall on facebook and mentioned something about the number 102 and so I jumped into the convo and asked her if it was her waist size because I’m a fucking hilarious bitch. she gun kill
tmi but not under cut because idgas I hate being on my period because it’s hard enouugh to remind myself to eat and now I don’t know if I’m hungry or whether I’m just going through period cramps and my back hurts and I’m
it’s just so tiring to see intelligent people use words like bitch to describe women and then joke about her having certain opinions just because she wants to sleep with someone or calling a zionist a fag like a woman with shitty opinions is a woman
so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should
groudon: i just want a boy that i can bring home to show off to my family and one that will tickle me out of nowhere and one that i can annoy the shit out of but still have him love me to death and one that i can destroy playing video games and someone
beauxbatonsacademy: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face how do you remember
birdcoos: lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then
I would completely enjoy it if you just took me out to a cafe and spent time with me sir.
poonpolice69:I swear I just spend my life at home high and horny, it’s a waste of a wet pussy. I hope it makes someone angry enough to come and fix that problem by holding me down and reminding me I belong under them.
nzagul: me about my ocs in my head: engaging personality, developed backstory, relatable goals and interests, unique and well researched abilities someone: so tell me about ur oc me: *already crying* shes a lesbian and i fukcigng lov her,,
mullingargod: I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him So I opened the door like this
nonalien: if i’m with someone and i’m on my phone i’m not really doing anything on it lol i’m just opening and closing the apps and stuff to avoid having horrible anxiety
awesometotaltreble replied to your post:Age: 18, gender: Fluid (female), height: 5’ 3", eye and hair color: Brown and red and black, Favorite hobby is drawing, I would like to be taken somewhere quiet maybe outside in a hammock and just snuggle
chancellorchile: Rose quartz being aro makes so much sense. She has trouble diferenciating the line between romantic love versus other forms of love and it’s especially shown with pearl and Greg. Rose quartz is aro rose quartz is aro rose quartz is
feministrology: someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok
geckobenny: good overwatch things: when everyone says hi to each other and puts their sprays on the exit at the beginning of a match when everyone votes for mercy at the end of a match when you say hi to someone on the opposing team and they say hi back
kassasaurus-rex: i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”. like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing
wereheretogether: It’s been ages since I’ve seen someone do this but I was scrolling through old posts and came across this beautiful unfinished gay piece that I forgot had existed. So I tried to complete it or something? They’re a relationship
leslieminknope: Adam is a kind person who loves his family and cares about the people he works with. He also speaks slowly and tells really long and boring stories and someone needs to tell him to cut the shit.
sspaghetti: sierracuse: Literally NO BUT HEAR ME OUT. TODAY I WANTED TO EAT SOME CRISPY CASAVA and I left the oven on by accident and someone said “are you baking something?” and i just went oh shit and when i got to the oven IT HAD PANS INSIDE.
for the past like, week, every time i get inspired to draw lucisev and doodle it i end up hating it afterwards and drawing something else……; - ;
toxicradioize: Me and a little group of people I made friends with in line asked Julian about his spider tattoo and like what the deal was with it. He said “Well my lady got a web tattoo, too.” and someone asked if it was for spiderman or? and he
vincebirds: i fucking i fucking hate this so much i hate awful 80s candy this piece of shit is called a chickostick and it fucking . it looks like someone regurgitated their rancid hot cheetos into a tube and it solidified in there and this is what came
brown-nena: sleepy–pigeon: lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then
I get bruises underneath my nails a lot and it really hurts because my nails are so strong and long if they get caught on something they almost never break and just bend so
