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bpdrotten: Someone: *explicitly states they are not angry at me in any shape or form* Me: Omg you’re mad at me I’m so sorry
societylaws: “Don’t look away Lucas, I want you to watch closely. These are your brothers and sisters being planted in your mommy’s belly. They will be bigger and stronger then you, and more beautiful. You will be a good older brother and give
julystorms:psyxi0:Interviewer: “So, they are not brother and sister?” Give this man a hot chocolate and a warm blanket right now. And someone tell him that it’s not his fault that people are stupid as hell, don’t understand basic concepts, and
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
vampireapologist: reinelefey: saphire-dance: yelverton: Jo-Ann of Jo-Ann Fabrics and Michael of Michael’s is gay/lesbian solidarity Someone has to stand against Hobby Lobby NO. HOBBY LOBBY IS THE GENDER NEUTRAL SIBLING OF JOANN AND MICHAEL. hobby
profoundlyimpossiblemoon: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
hedgehog-moss:I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
the-time-goddess-of-221b: bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive”
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and
incidentally, I initially misread that last ask as “Amethyst Crossing” like Animal Crossing (rather than just the phrase like someone crossing something) and it made me think of how adorable it would be if SU did an AC parody or something where,
allistair-right: More Merrill and Iron Bull inspired by this video.(Iron Bull would probably make a good dad) Someone, please, take me away from Tumblr, Dragon Age and Photoshop. Bonus! I felt bad writing all this down and you can only read like 20%
Random story time:When I was about 8 or 9 years old, my family (my mom, my siblings, and myself) shared a home with my aunt and her son (my cousin) for a few months.At the time, my cousin was about 4 years old and he was super into the movie Hook. We
This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called Slipshodsliver, and he wanted me to draw Cynthia from Pokemon dressed up as Delia Ketchum, Clemont, and the Pokemon Breeder from the X and Y Pokemon games.
asgardian-angels: frecklesandwings: Mary dies and John is fuelled with grief and anger and fights bad guys and someone comes back from the dead Do I mean Sherlock or Supernatural
sleepy–pigeon: lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then
lesbianaglaya:devastating that you can live somewhere and then move away and someone else moves in and they live there and you don’t live there anymore but you lived there once
mullingargod: I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him So I opened the door like this
methlabrador: imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
manosukestoned420: in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher
lindentea: tuesday-johnson: Hey all! I know this isn’t history related, but it’s super important and very very pressing. My girlfriend and I found this cat two night ago, underfed and not neutered. He’s super friendly, loves people, is calm and
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
bespectacledtitan:bespectacledtitan:bespectacledtitan: bespectacledtitan:a few days ago I was in a drama rehearsal and I had a pair of heels on for one of my scenes and someone in my class turned round to me and said “your legs look great” and I
kirstinfayce: SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO
ohstandstandbyme: fuckyou-likethe-devil: The hardest man in the restaurant business and he uplifts kids You know why? Because he sees their potential. If they learn well now, and have someone to support and mentor them at this stage, they won’t grow
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome glared at Jean, hiding the scars and looking more serious now. He could tell the drugs were starting to ease up and he got upset just knowing he’d have to deal with Jean and all his quirks. He looked angry when the
piper-doll:That thing where you build an elaborate sci-fi alt-future based fantasy but it’s all of your kinks combined and is what you always get off to and you’re too blushy to even talk about it and someone drags it out of you and then starts enacting
jeynegrey: shout-out to everyone who doesn’t have a mother shout-out to everyone who lost their mother shout-out to everyone who has a strained relationship with their mother shout-out to everyone who doesn’t want to feel obligated to someone just
totollyart: i was inspired by that one post where someone recoloured aoba’s hair blond he looks good as a blond and i always wanted to do a palette swap so i combined the two together
Noiz be like OKAY QUICK STORY TIME. I DIDN’T SEE THIS UNTIL THIS MORNING AND BY THIS MORNING I MEAN THIS MORNING IN CLASS AND BASICALLY LONG STORY SHORT SOMEONE ALMOST SAW AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ALMOST THROWN MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM.
matt & kim and modest mouse are gonna be at firefly this year and i’M GONNA FUCKING SHIT MYSELF. SOMEONE BUY ME TICKETS.
put the words ‘abuse’ and ‘aoba’ in the same sentence and 95% of the time i will be there.
hq!! actor au where iwaoi are dating and every time iwaizumi has to hit oikawa he promptly apologizes after they’re done the scene and kisses the spot that was injured. and whenever they have to do retakes iwaizumi would be so upset at himself b/c he
homovikings: the avengers are being interviewed and someone asks “how do you feel about captain america sleeping with an ex-soviet assassin?” and it’s thor who answers and he’s just like “well i sleep with my brother” and literally all of
kinkyquotes: Make out. Often. And a lot. 😘 Because it’s so damn sexy, fun and makes you feel so good. 😈😍 👉 Like AND someone you love making out with 😀 This is Kinky quotes and these are all our original quotes! Follow us! ❤ 👉 www.kinkyquotes.com
awkward-panda-is-awkward: awkward-panda-is-awkward: I’m your sexy secretary and I strip down for you and cum! THIS VIDEO AND ALL OTHERS FOR ฤ ON MYGIRLFUND.COM I got told this is my hottest video and someone was walking around hard all day just
stilesisanassbutt: fandom-and-random: stilesisanassbutt: IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA AND SOMEONE JUST PANTSED THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HE GOES “OH I WAS IN THE WATER IT WAS COLD” AND RUNS AWAY SCREAMING “DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!”
tomanoc: You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the
nikehime: (source) wow what the fuck armin’s a book store employee and jean’s a cram school teacher i can’t fucking believe this. in the year two thousand and fourteen jearmin is Real and Here
nurse-peach: nurse-peach: im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people
I plan to spend valentines dusting my figurines and maybe I’ll finally marry someone in story of seasons
fierceawakening: ddnosakechi: koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
wh0knows: i hate being so aware of and sensitive to changes in tone and levels of energy in other people. even if i know it has nothing to do with me, if someone isn’t constantly and consistently showing me they enjoy talking with me or being around
It’s 2:30 in the morning. It’s raining, and I wish I had someone I could visit and sleep next to and get cuddles with
