and someone
NSFW Tumblr
find and someone on porn pin board
and someone clips
Someone from the technical staff came by and helped me out.
Someone needs a shower and a towel.
Someone is being all modest in her white sissy bra and panties.
someone’s been a bad girl!
send me 'well hello' and my muse will climb into your muse's lap
My muse is curled up and asleep, clutching an item of your muse's to their chest. Send me what the item and your muse's reaction is.
And it took them nearly all day to explain that IDK meant I Don’t Know to Pearl(Submitted by aussie-bookworm)(Hey y’all! It’s Submission Saturday once again. As always, if you like someone’s submission, consider checking out their blog and letting
Someone should have warned them about the whole “winter” thing, perhaps
thequackpack: Someone: I wonder if this BB houseguest has nudes??? Me and bbmennudeenjoy: LOL We got them covered alright. I have to be Lady GaGa though, Im too white and not fierce enough for Beyonce. Plus I look damn good in lavender
Someone tagged my Team 8 variant cover art with ‘This Hina looks like a top’ and I just wanna say that it was bold of you to assume that Hinata was anything BUT a Top
Someone: So what exactly is a “soft butch”?Me:
someone wanted peridot and yellow diamond
Today so far:1. Had sex (got chained to the coffee table and was used while having multiple orgasms)2. Masturbated a couple of times3. Took a nap
And so the truth came out you promised someone else the love that I was pouring out for you
At this point I’m just gonna have to pull an all nighter and hope I can pull something amazing out of my ass because things are not going the way i want them too..
Jong suk in a white tee and blue jeans. ByE
romy7: I just want someone who will eat cereal and watch cartoons with me :)
c0mixtape:littlemissmasked: Want to make your DM’s day? Drink the unidentified potion. WE DID THIS ONCE AND IT WAS A GENIE
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
iphotographlove: It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA! That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck are these people?
Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.".....
thisbloghasbeencompromised: it makes me so irrationally angry when a british person says “mum” and then someone subs it as “mom” in a gif no that is wrong
vampireapologist: Me, waking you up at two am: hey, do you ever think about how we live in a culture of rejecting our local “wild places” in favor of fetishizing and romanticizing the distant and different? There’s this overwhelming rhetoric we’re
People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums, and we're not even 18 yet.
wiseyoungravenclaw: Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
garliccloves: gayantigone: anyway! gay sex is healthy and good and you should have as much of it as you want I’m trying!
slugbox: I wanna eat good but I also am so hungry because i’m chunky but I also am okay with being a big guy but I wanna be attractive to people but I also feel like fuck it have a good time enjoying yourself and I am dying and torn and hungry and
Someone said in a message that “your (po/rn) blog is mostly boobs,” and I’d just like to say, to all the gay men who still follow it, you guys are alright! 😅
stoned-levi: jen-suis: tumblr user corporal-ribeye is my never ending source of laughter and inspiration for eruri stuff (basically i drew this post) Y O U D I D THETHING
I have such a huge crush on this tumblr user omfg someone save me from this path of pain and torture. It shouldn’t be possible for a person to be this cute and perfect.
snarg: its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet
i bet noiz could call koujaku the dumbest name and he’ll get offended no matter what. “shut up you absolute olive." "i came out to have a good time and why is it that i, a straight man, have to feel so attacked."
i’ve already preordered mizuki plush but fuck i just found out the older releases will also be sold and just. fuck. i want ren and noiz.orz
bunnyhug: ok literally my favourite moment in dmmd and re:connect is this following one because not only is it sweet and loving and Gay As Hell but it’s also a good crash course on things to say to someone with scars. it’s right after aoba sees clear’s
kazuyaharu: Why is this event only a couple days ((´д｀)) 9/13-9/15 but mizuki and sei are now released!
koujakitsune: koujakitsune: mizuki x kou sounds really fucking cute though?? i just had a thought omg what if kouao end though and mizuki/kou comes out to them and they celebrate and lots of double dates happen and ahhhhh this ship is so cute i’m
so i can’t sleep and i’m just laying in bed dreading today and making myself sad. i don’t want to see my family. they’re all misogynistic as fuck and i don’t want to deal with that. the thought of seeing them is starting
kashuu in koujaku’s clothes. koujaku in kashuu’s clothes. /lays down and cries.
someone called me a “pussy ass mercy” bc i wouldn’t stay still for them to kill me
found this some where and wanted to do it c:
someone commission me i can’t afford my fucking rent lmao
someone talk to me :/
idhren:belanekra:operativesurprise:My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every
disney-princest: foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them. and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart
sappheau: no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other
Someone should lower their standards and just fall in love with me already.
can someone buy me clothes and furniture and make me pretty
feeling pretty proud, got the dogs groomed, bought groceries, got new lotion for me and as a gift to my mom, cleaned the house, cleaned my room completely, made dinner, fixed the sink and dishwasher, sprayed rooms with bug spray and rearranged furniture
librabutch: someone i speak to every day: hey me: i miss you and i love you
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
someone said I should check up on Olivia cuz I said that Lillie was my favorite and are u fucking kidding me, HOW IS THIS GAME CATERING SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY FAV CHARACTERISTICS???
Do you ever like watch a video on like a cool fight scene of a certain character and perhaps you or someone else made a comment of like ‘This character is so cool! They do some real cool stuff’ and there’s ALWAYS that person who comments like ‘
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And heres a doodle of my cringe baby, Moldavite! I made her like in…2014 or 2015? She is the only Gemsona I ever made (more so because someone asked me to try and make one) I hope if anyone does draw her though ya’ show me I’d love to see
someone trustworthy and someone notive been lurking on your blog for a while now so i figured it was about time i drew your girls!!! hope you enjoy(stovestalker) WOW adorable style!!!! 0//A//0
jaclcfrost: an AU where nothing bad happens to any character ever and everyone just goes to build a bear and builds bears and everyone is happy
I’m so cold and dizzy. I think I’m coming down with something:(
Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day
hi, if you are ever feeling stressed, please remember to take a moment and notice your facial expression. as someone who uses neuro/biofeedback therapy at home, and who uses it in a counselor/therapy setting, I know how important it is to keep a calm
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