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nurse-peach: nurse-peach: im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people
afterthelonely: one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment
degradethisbimbo: I had this fantasy this morning of being on a crowded subway or something and someone comes up behind me, lifts my skirt, pulls my thong aside and ruthlessly shoves something huge and painful up my ass. But it’s so crowded and busy
highwayvagrant: you’ll go on about cops and the evil they consistently do and someone never fails to speak up and say “my dads a cop and he’s a good man!!!”like you know whati’ll even give your dad the benefit of the doubt, lets say he’s
dragonologystudent: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face Wow -_-
Look I’m too cute and chubby to be ignored right now. Damnit how am I so horny in the mornings. I just want someone to play with my belly and tell me they want it bigger while they feed me. And now I wanna play but my dove is busy doing good work
tomanoc: You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the
Sooo story time. I was in a bar fight once. And I cannot confidently say I won’t be in one again. Someone punched my big after the girl was being a bitch and shoving past us and my big dropped a shoulder during it so the girl took it as fight time
I have to learn to stop being moody at night and control my anxiety a bit better.
sevenseptember: “We are not mad. We are human. We want to love, and someone must forgive us for the paths we take to love, for the paths are many and dark, and we are ardent and cruel in our journey.” — Leonard Cohen
the-devil-wears-sam-winchester: asgardian-angels: frecklesandwings: Mary dies and John is fuelled with grief and anger and fights bad guys and someone comes back from the dead Do I mean Sherlock or Supernatural THIS FRUSTRATES ME SO MUCH
cantalnope: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: somethingcatchyhere: televisoin: having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other having only 1 friend in class and you have to pair up and someone you don’t like chooses
duelofpersonalities: There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone
kirstinfayce: SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO
bespectacledtitan:bespectacledtitan:bespectacledtitan: bespectacledtitan:a few days ago I was in a drama rehearsal and I had a pair of heels on for one of my scenes and someone in my class turned round to me and said “your legs look great” and I
triptrippy: the thing that i think MOST accurately resonates w/ jjba is when ur a little kid and ur on the elementary school playground and u larp with the other little children and someone is like “i shot you youre dead” and then ur like “but
bastard-youth: there is a really shitty website where guys anonymously post nudes they have of girls and it tells your the girls name and where they are from and it’s popular in my town and someone posted one of me but the photo isn’t of me??? It’s
deoxyribonucleichyperdimension:dhdkfjfj i was just in rite aid and someone walked through yhe detectors at the door and they went off and the cashier just yelled “stop stealing” and let them walk out
meglyman: thegreenwolf: blackbearmagic: my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it
sounddesignerjeans: lusec: sounddesignerjeans: It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear how do you know
parks-and-rex: parks-and-rex: when a post is on some freaky shit and and someone captions “me”
sleepy–pigeon: lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then
staganddragon: Soft things my dad has done One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket
manosukestoned420: in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher
methlabrador: imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
miss-zarves: i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
the-time-goddess-of-221b: bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive”
sleepy–pigeon: lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then
I just need to spend a day naked in bed with someone watching movies and playing video games and eating fatty foods and having sex two or nine times
strongwomenandstrongcoffee: Honestly I’m a little tired of the abortion discussion centering around child raising and such. Like, if I got pregnant today, and someone offered to adopt the child and pay for my medical bills and everything, I still would
fravery: We are not mad. We are human. We want to love, and someone must forgive us for the paths we take to love, for the paths are many and dark, and we are ardent and cruel in our journey.- Leonard Cohen
mycabinispressurised: every time i wear a fandom shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff but no
kiwiibiird:i love it when people come and just run through my blog liking all of my posts and reblogging a few because it makes me feel like an owner of a lil shop and someone has come in to compliment all of my wares and occasionally wants to buy a few
wakeywakey-tea-and-cakey: You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game
jennycraigslist: methlabrador: imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone shia labeouf my god i cant
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
ralfmaximus: happierthandignified: blackbearmagic: my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and
We are not mad. We are human. We want to love, and someone must forgive us for the paths we take to love, for the paths are many and dark, and we are ardent and cruel in our journey. - Leonard Cohen
dharuadhmacha: This is so fucking beautiful. And sad. And inevitable. And enviable. And…. someone stop me please
omg you know what i hate rereading texts where you and someone else were talking about a hypothetical situation that’s totally crazy and horrible and probably wouldn’t happen. AND THEN IT DOES
mullingargod: I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him So I opened the door like this
methlabrador: remember when i was on tumblr in that one college computer programming class and i was like “im in a cool programming class right now” and someone was like “me too” and i was like “right on im at chico state” and they were like
doefriend: octopickles: doefriend: to infinity and beyonce will never not be funny to me im gonna be like 80 years old and someones going to be like “to infinity and beyonce” and im going to laugh so hard my heart stops IM GOGNA FRIKCIGN PSIS
veganhealthandfitness: if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to
this-was-never-my-design: ALRIGHT SO THIS NEW GIRL MOVED HERE FROM MINNESOTA AND WE WERE BORED IN CLASS SO WE SUGGESTED IDEAS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND SOMEONE SUGGESTED DUCK DUCK GOOSE AND SHE WAS LIKE “OH YOU MEAN DUCK DUCK GREY DUCK” AND WE JUST STARED
221cbakerstreet: mullingargod: I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him So I opened the door like
