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blackraystyles: kane52630: lazydelusionalnerd: stream: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Ok theres 100% a white dude in a suit and tie kicking open the door in that first gif *split second later* Hahahaha
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: lucidxinsane: andoverherewesee: lucidxinsane: gaystation-4: I’m so sick of this bitch appropriating gay culture and then popping off 2 seconds later like she’s too good to suck a dick. Dude she’s bisexual… like
lucithor: mtrenchie: do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
omg-amy-marioux: omg-amy-marioux: He exploded a second later. I love how a hot guy gets floored when they cum deep in my throat…it’s so fucking sexy and I feel really empowered with making them cum that hard. It’s too bad my husband doesn’t make
skywarpscrayons: evilhasnever: I found some leather harnesses/weapon holsters on etsy and not even ten seconds later I was furiously opening Photoshop to draw a bloody Starscream pinup. …I spent an inordinate amount of time drawing his butt. Also,
7h3-4n7: flutterbyesandpollywogs: What would have happened if Breakdown had arrived just a few seconds later. When it comes to those characters who have that kind of suggestive edge… well, many of us know, just from looking at and living in the world,
maid-en-china: The second part of the cloud tutorial is done :D You can view the full version on my dA. And for the new followers, you can find part 1 here. I’ll be working on part three next :3Here’s the free download to the Photoshop brushes.I
nippled: you know that feeling when you’re hit with a sudden wave of motivation to do something productive like cleaning your room so you do it but then like 10 seconds later you’re like naahh and continue lazing around with your life
jean-jehan-prouvaire: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD
emopit: where are the REAL anime haters on this site. like I see a mutual like “oh I hate anime” and then two seconds later they’re talking about how dio brando is their daddy like. what is the truth
trucywriightt: every aa trilogy investigation phoenix: look we’re not supposed to be at the crime scene so lets get in and out as quietly as possible. got it? maya: got it. totally. understood phoenix & maya ten seconds later, breaking everything
girlwholovesturtles: writing-prompt-s: You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash. Monster under the bed finally paying his fucking rent.
the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND
sixpenceee:Methods of Death & How They Feel Drowning: When victims eventually submerge, they hold their breath for as long as possible, typically 30 to 90 seconds. After that, they inhale some water, splutter, cough and inhale more. Survivors say
homiesexual42: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP
fillmetooverflow: tinattickles: She could barely wait to get out of her panties, he could barely wait to get inside her. In their haste and desperation, neither of them even considered using a condom. 30 seconds later, they were both panting,
bondcyberrole: my new found bar mate winks as he tells me how he’s going to “do” my so-called “kinky wife” just right…starts to get nervous when my phone comes out and i start to record him…a split second later it dawns on him something
homiesexual42: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT
leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
sensualhumiliation:tiedupsexy2:That moment she realized it was a bad idea that she had asked: “could you be so kind and not gag me this time? I’m still feeling the effect from the ball gag from yesterday.” A few seconds later she got gagged with
checkmatethatprivilege: some of the people on this site say stuff like “lol men don’t know anything about the female anatomy” but seconds later say stuff like “condoms fit everyone and if someones says it doesn’t fit them they’re lying”
allogays: alright time to start being more responsible with my money and be an adult *ten seconds later*
the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD
Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester
hello-draw: roxoah: When ya boyfriend has nice tiddies.Five seconds later they probably collapse laughing because it looks like some bad gay porn scene and Eren orders pizza because they’re too asexual for this shit (via TumbleOn)
er0tic-reverie: It’s not my fault the first thing he wanted when he got back from his honeymooon was his little sisters pussy. As soon as they got home he drove to my apartment and had his pants unzipped before I even answered my door. Seconds later
That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you react 2 seconds later.
wyeasttokaala: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD
bpd-love: me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention
If I came home to find my girlfriend like this I would be hard instantly and fucking her a second later.
magsbanes: me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it me, 20 seconds later:
jxnc: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE
thorlovesbruce: bucky, seeing someone in the distance singlehandedly taking on thanos: what a fucking idiot bucky, .00000021 seconds later and about to have an aneurysm: wait that’s MY fucking idiot
earnestwoman: i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face
Good lord this is fucking absurd :( one minute im perfectly happy, life is good seconds later im in a chasm of sadness wondering how i fucked up so badly its annoying and needs to stop
cptnsylver: roxydizzytoes:I think this is the saddest part of the episode because for the first time in decades and decades of stanford hating on stanley they finally talk like true friends again but then a second later Stanford starts asking for his
captain-fanattic: widow camped my translocator but missed her headshot when i appeared because she shot right over the top of me and then 2 seconds later they just
kikipile: me one moment and then me 5 seconds later for some goddamn reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
beasthenshin: Me: It’s my day off, and i’m going to do everything I can’t usually do because work takes over everything Me 2 seconds later:
taffydesu: 1.5 seconds later baby galra keith threw the book at this handsome agent~ Voltron Lilo and Stitch AU!
